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post #1 of 144 (permalink) Old 12-03-2012, 07:47 PM Thread Starter
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Soo..she's a milf

Like the title says, she's a milf. Who you ask? My girlfriend's mom. I've I guess you can say liked her for quite some time. I just don't think I could or should act on it. Or should I? Idk. Her and I text all the time, and I'm over there alot babysitting her kids. I do it for free, maybe she can pay me in other ways than money? Who knows..I'm just probably fucked in the head. What should I do? Its driving me nuts.
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post #2 of 144 (permalink) Old 12-03-2012, 07:53 PM
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Stare at her chest and purposely get caught, and see what happens in that awkward moment.


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post #3 of 144 (permalink) Old 12-03-2012, 07:53 PM
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Honestly, why let it drive you nuts? You really want to go through life wondering what if? Fuck that, go for it right now!
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How do you suggest I go for it? Offer to take her out for a drink, take her back home and go for it then and there? Or just grab her and go for it?

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Or just grab her and go for it?
What is wrong with you man? lol

That wouldn't be a good idea with any woman let alone your girlfriends fucking mom you idiot. lol

Stop watching so many pornos.



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Re: Soo..she's a milf

Simple situation bro. If you got an itch for her, then go ahead and scratch it.

Here's what you do. First things first, make sure your GF isn't at home.

Next, text her mother if you can come over for some "milf and cookies."

Then, wait a min or so and text her oops, I meant milk*.

She'll get your intentions easy. If she responds right away, she's down. If not and she responds after awhile (after getting the typo text), then sucks for you breh. She don't want none of those family JEWELS.

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post #8 of 144 (permalink) Old 12-03-2012, 08:10 PM
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Milf and cookies.

Who the fuck would actually do that?



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Waggs idea is easily the best. Let her catch you checking out her rack. If she smiles, you know there's something there. If she doesn't she'll just attribute it to "boys being boys" and you'll know she's not interested.



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Not sure why having a threesome with your GF and her mom hasn't happened yet.


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