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Old 12-04-2012, 02:34 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I guess there are certain instances where a burka is necessary now that you bring it up. I abhor ugliness.
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Although i suppose there's also some freak on here with a letterbox fetish that would get off on only seeing someones eyes from behind a head scarf.
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:36 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Guys I don't think this is a true story.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:38 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Marry the daughter. She'll probably look like that in 25 years, plus you don't have to imagine what the mother was like when she was younger - YOU'RE DATING HER. Patience is all you need.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:40 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Thinking about fucking your girlfriends mom should make you think about why the fuck you're going out with her in the first place. Clearly you don't give two shits about the woman when you're thinking about grabbing her mom and "going for it".

Good god.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:50 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I say just tell her how you feel. Tell her that you like her, say something romantic. Just don't grab her tits and say "let's fuck biatch" cause that only works in porn fantasy land.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:56 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Women like territorial men. We're all animals afterall.

Go up to her when she isn't expecting you and backhand her right in the face. Not enough to knock her down but enough to let her know who the man is. Rip her blouse off and tell her you're about to make sweet love to her and there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. Do this in a public place so everyone knows who wears the pants in that relationship. When you're done, get up, tell her that the sex was disappointing. Throw a five dollar bill at her and walk away.

If your girlfriend gets offended tell her to shut her whore mouth.
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:14 PM   #47 (permalink)
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When you're with her, play Stacy's mom by Fountains of Wayne around her and see how she reacts to it.

Or there's another option of y'know, not trying to go for your girlfriend's hot mom.
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Simple situation bro. If you got an itch for her, then go ahead and scratch it.

Here's what you do. First things first, make sure your GF isn't at home.

Next, text her mother if you can come over for some "milf and cookies."

Then, wait a min or so and text her oops, I meant milk*.

She'll get your intentions easy. If she responds right away, she's down. If not and she responds after awhile (after getting the typo text), then sucks for you breh. She don't want none of those family JEWELS.
I've just clocked on that you said milf and cookies

I'm dying here.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:17 PM   #49 (permalink)
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When you're with her, play Stacy's mom by Fountains of Wayne around her and see how she reacts to it.
Or there's another option of y'know, not trying to go for your girlfriend's hot mom.
That only works when the daughter is called Stacey. And I can tell you it gets old fast.

If you're interested in her mother, don't fuck about with your girlfriend. End it with her then shoot for the mother. But in most cases, the mother wont have you either, porno scene 101 doesn't work in daily life.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:34 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Stay with the gf, she'll turn into her later. Or dump her and attempt to fuck her mother and see if this story ends up on the news about a girl killing her ex or her mother because he dumped her to fuck her mother.
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