Re: Teen sentenced to 10 years of church....
Unconstitutional as fuck but if I were dude, I wouldn't try to fight this one.
It's once a week for 10 years = 520 visits for an hour = 520 hours in a non-violent albeit potentially annoying or boring environment, although if it's one of those baptists' churches it could be a laugh riot of fun!
Or the alternative, 10 years x 365 days = 3,650 days x 24 hours = 87,600 hours of inevitable violence, immense boredom, and weirdos who are never getting out that think you're just the cutest thing to walk into their world. Eh.
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