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Old 11-02-2012, 05:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The news would be much more exciting if built like a wrestling show

Heel weathermans that sarcasticly joke about catostrophic events, face sports reporters that are so over, heel reporters reporting about something positive like a cure for cancer has been found but acting like they don't care. Or you can even have an annoying heel reporter something like the miz perhaps that gets "damn it, not this goof again!" type of heat. The main anchorman can be the "john cena" babyface type character that can do no wrong and fights for everything that is right. Just some thoughts..
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Old 11-02-2012, 05:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This is a below-average idea.

Although WWE: World Weather Entertainment.
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Old 11-02-2012, 06:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Rosanna Scotto: And that was tragic, wouldn't you say so, Dave- Wait, a minute, I'm getting word that Greg Kelly is still in the building and he's on his way here right now!

David Price: Yeah, that'd glue a couple more eyes to their tv sets...

Greg Kelly: PRICE!!! I've been looking for your ass. I'm taking my spot back and keeping my current one too!

David Price: You can't do that! It's ngh- *Kelly puts Price into a chokehold*

Rosanna Scotto: Oh My God!! Greg has the GK Combo locked in! And Dave is OUT!!! Oh my! We'll be back after these messages!

Commercials: *deep voice* All new Bones tonight, on FOX!

Rosanna Scotto: *monotone* I am now being joined by Mike Woods. This was just absolutely heinous, Greg came back and assaulted David just moments ago. Greg was heavily sedated with horse tranquilizers and David is... Suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Mike Woods: Pardon me?
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Face Reporter: Up next, we are going to take a look at Barack Obama's promo of last Monday..

*Heel Reporter Interrupts and knocks Face Reporter with a chair!*

Heel Reporter: Breaking news pal, you just got fucked up!
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd pay to see Team FOX News (led by Sean Hannity) face off against Team MSNBC (led by Chris Mathews) with a special guest referee Gary Johnson in a 5 v 5 elimination.
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We already have a reporter who botches like Sin Cara

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Old 11-02-2012, 08:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The Patty Winters Show this morning was about Nazis and, inexplicably, I got a real charge out of watching it. Though I wasn’t exactly charmed by their deeds, I didn’t find them unsympathetic either, nor I might add did most of the members of the audience. One of the Nazis, in a rare display of humor, even juggled grapefruits and, delighted, I sat up in bed and clapped.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What the fuck?
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yeah thats what the news needs. to be less informative and even more of a joke

remember when the point of the news was to get facts?
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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News has never been about facts, it's always been about advancing their own agenda in a business sense.
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