I'll start...
A man went to Specsavers, the optician told him, "You'll have to stop masturbating", he asked, "Why, will I go blind?" the optician replied, "No, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room".
Boom boom.
Over to you...
A man went to Specsavers, the optician told him, "You'll have to stop masturbating", he asked, "Why, will I go blind?" the optician replied, "No, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room".
Boom boom.
Over to you...