I would say Vanilla Coke, but Canada stopped selling it a few years ago. There are maybe a handful of out-of-the-way grocery stores in random cities that sell it.
I would actually pay anyone living in the States all related costs in shipping a few cases of it my way! No joke!
"They will LIE to you, she said. They will try to DENOUNCE you, she said. They will try to STEAL your gift, and she was right. Sister Abigail always spoke the truth, and so do I. So when I tell you that I knew this day would come, I am NOT telling you a lie! And on this day, in this moment in time right now, this very second, I can truly say that I have the whole damn world in my hands!"