Funniest shit you will ever witness in your life
Prime example why a male should never wear skinny jeans
Shit was so skinny that they cracked his phone while it was in his pocket
I don't mind skinny jeans, they ensure the idiots who wear them can never have children.
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Now this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky,
And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk, the law runneth forward and back;
For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.