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Hybird · 07-29-2012, 10:50 PM

During elementary a kid brought a BB Gun. Got caught before he could even use it.

Same school, had a PE teacher that make us all run two laps around a rather large field. A normal thing.... Except some of the student physically couldn't run... LITERALLY. When I can finish a lap before somebody else, have some damned leeway. I've no idea how the guy kept his job.

The sand in the playground was suddenly switched out with hard, splintering playground bark, rumor went around some teens mixed the sand with broken glass.

One auditorium presenter brought in a dog with Rabies... No idea how or why they brought it in, but she outright said, "this dog has Rabies".

Jr. high one of my "friends" beat the only holy he'll out of another one of my "friends" with an umbrella.

People would for some idiotic reason, throw good stuff away in our Jr. high. Actually found a Gameboy Color and 50 bucks. Heard others find harmonica, some Stephen King books... We suspect most of it was confiscated stuff, because if something was taking from you, and you ask for it back, it magically disappeared.

High school had a couple bomb threats, a walk out protest against the war that resulted the local news to bug us. Couple shelter in places due to the nearby refinery screwing up or quakes, random locker checks for drugs and weapons for absolutely no reason, nothing super major, to me at least.

Did have one class where EVERY student hated the teacher, so much so that kids would get in trouble to get sent out, so they could climb on the roof and jump around, (class was a portable room) so far from the other class rooms they put out a port-a-potty so we could use the bathroom there. On a day where the substitute flakes out and never arrived, one guy took a Gatorade bottle, filled it with... Stall water... And threw it on the door.

Same class was constant victim to stick bomb attacks, both ice cream truck plastic stink prank stompers, and the even worse little glass bottle stompers which would clear out the room in a heartbeat.

In college, we got our perspective teacher fired. Taught him not to claim himself as a teacher and not teach a damn thing the moron...

**Bloodbath** · 07-29-2012, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ECWRAWSMACKDOWN

it is say your from Greenock Scotland , this wouldnt be the same school as they film Waterloo Road now would it?

Nah, not the same school I went to, but I know the one you mean. That's on the other side of town from my old school.

Amazing_Cult · 07-29-2012, 11:24 PM

- Found out in 10th grade that the Principal was getting a BJ from some freshmen -WHILE- giving a speech.

- Young teachers love anal.

- Some kid got thrown through a window at lunch because he was hitting on someone's girl.

EvolveOrDie · 07-29-2012, 11:41 PM

Nothing besides the usual once a month bomb threats.

**MF25** · 07-30-2012, 08:23 AM

Copied and pasted from the last time this topic was made...

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I remember being on a field trip in London and the teachers demanding to check our mobile phones recent calls, it was because someone on the trip had called in a bomb threat at the primary school near ours (secondary school) on the way and they'd obviously evacuated the entire school... He got caught and it turned out to be some retard that had been coaxed into it by what you americans would describe as a load of Jocks.

The year before i joined the school some kid that was getting bullied jump off the bridge that went over a motorway and connected two parts of the school. The principal jumped down after him near one of the sides (so not very high) and broke his arm apparently.

A PE teacher got his nose broke in a fight with some teenagers that werent from the school, i think a he was trying to tell them to get out of the school and it ended up in a fight.

Science teacher (who was legendary as a complete c*ck) told a bunch of my friends to go and play on the motorway (under the bridge) when they were throwing a tennis ball around after school hours and the same teacher once threatened to beat up one of my friends after he thought my friend was being serious when we were messing around. Was fcuking hilarious, one of my other mates was like "damn, if he did anything i was jumping straight in!"

**msi360-20** · 07-30-2012, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Froot

Of note:

- Saw a dude break a window from outside a Modern Studies class by throwing a bag of nails through it. Teacher was pretty traumatised for a bit.
- Saw a kid in the same Modern Studies class set fire to another kid's hair.
- Saw a kid throw a fucking synthesiser at a Music teacher.
- Saw a kid break two chairs in Maths from his weight. In one lesson.
- Saw an English teacher completely troll one of her students with his phone by fraping him, for the entire lesson.
- About 1/2 the boys in my history class trying to grasp my ass. This theme honestly continued for 3 months.

Welcome to Dunfermline, fuckers.

EDIT: No, having my ass grasped by semi-chavs and being very ignored by the teacher even when asking to restrain them, was not pleasant.

Scotland never ceases to amuse me, I mean that in the nicest way.

Things I can remember - a girl 2 years above apparently taking an overdose. Or whenever girls fought, they were always crowd-pleasers!

Northern Ireland isn't all that dramatic

**Irish Jet** · 07-30-2012, 08:48 AM

One guy who was actually a friend of mine stole some copper sulphate (I think it was that, the blue liquid) from a chemistry lab, poured it in a WKD bottle and tried to poison another student at lunchtime "for the craic" when they went away and drank like they normally did. Kid had to be rushed to hospital, was pretty scary. The other guy denied everything and got away with it.