Originally Posted by Greek_Kane_Fan
"I aint Been doing Music in a while, because life has a funny way of doing things"
What I think this tweet means:
This is just an excuse. This tweet is saying that things got in my way in life and that's why I started my career later than expected. this "Jason Malachi" hadn't released songs before 2009 because there is no Jason Malachi and "Jason Malachi" is Michael Jackson himself. His name being almost the same as Michael Jackson's is definitely not a coincidence.
Guys if you don't believe this theory then can you please explain these following questions:
How is his name almost Identical to MJ's?
How does he sound exactly lile MJ?
Why is it when I type his name on Google and Youtube, I always get refereed back to MJ?
Why was his first song released just a few months after MJ's death?
I'll be honest, i spent all day racking my brain trying to think of the funniest way to respond to your theory, to point out how endlessly trivial, circumstantial, and how it doesnt work. And you know what?
Not worth it
Its really not. Your theory is stupid. Mankind's greatest strength is the concept of logic. This theory doesnt have any. You did zero fact checking, you used no logic, and when something is 'weird' instead of investigating, this theory makes shit up
Wanna know the big secret? Jason Malachi is a MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR
His name sounds SIMILAR to michael's because thats how they might interpret it in india
He sounds like Michael because thats how he was born and decided to make money.
When you type his name into google you get michael because he impersonates michael, thats all hes known for doing, and because of other lunatics who think this guy is michael. Whats YOUR explanation? That michael is working with google to send little winks to people to find out who he is? The hell is wrong with you?
His first song was released in 2007. I found that out in a five second googling. A website called the stupid www.thehollywoodgossip.com
managed to explain that to me. Wanna hear a funny coincidence? When that song was released, many people thought it was MJ while michael was still alive, do you know why? BECAUSE HES A MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR
Jesus, by your logic last time I went to a casino in lebanon, on August 16, there was a guy who sang, said "thank you very much" and told us to "remember the king". IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Is tupac really alive and coachella was merely to distract us and make us think hes dead?
Im sorry, no offence, but this is stupid. Your theory is stupid. And unless we learn to get past this stupid shit as a species, we are never going to progress and go anywhere. if you think Michael jackson is still alive, well fuck, im elvis then. Its just as equally believable. Infact, im an alien, pretending to be elvis. if you backmask "jailhouse rock" you'll find a great recipe for lobster bisque and instructions to my home planet. Our race is called the chitauri
"thank you very much"
Or as we say in my true language
"fuck the avengers"
And now, for my true form