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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: The Isle of Astonishing Motherfuckers
Re: kid shot in florida by neighborhood watch leader for looking suspicious
This case is much simpler than many people on here seem to grasp. The facts: a 17 year old kid was walking back to his dad's house with a bag of fuckin skittles and an iced tea. Some dude looked at him and apparently because the kid had on a hoodie (and as we all know if you're wearing a sweatshirt on a cool night in march you must be up to no good) this douche deceided he was a dastardly criminal. So this dude thinks he's the Puerto Rican Clint Eastwood or the chubby MoonKnight and begins to follow this nefarious evil doer whilst calling 911 so they can notify the Justice League for back up. He is then told by the police dispatcher ( who by the way is a member of law enforcement for those not realizing this) that help is on the way. Captain Planet reckons he cant wait for actual police to show up so he hops out of his batmobile to start foot pursuit. The dispatcher tells him not to and to stay put. He ignores this order (the kid has a bag of skittles for christ sake! who knows how many lifes could be lost before the cops get there!). He continues his pursuit and while this is going on the kid is freakin out on his phone to a friend cause some wierd dude is followin him and freakin him out. The dude comes up on him and shoots him right in the chest. On the 911 call the kid is clearly heard yelling for help. The police show up the kids deader then an arena during an Alberto Del Rio entrance the dude tells the police he shot the kid and the cops are like " cool, you can take off we're gonna go get some doughnuts (america runs on dunkin). How can anyone with more than 4 brain cells not think that it's a fucked up situation? Christ all mighty I read shit on here sometimes that makes me ashamed to be a fucking human being.
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