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Samee · 12-14-2010, 12:38 PM

I ain't, but I've come pretty close.

geraldinhio · 12-14-2010, 12:44 PM

Never ,but i'v probably been close to.

My friend told me a great story about his experience before.He said he was sick in bed ,so sick he could bearly move but he said he could conjure up the energy for a wank.He said he put in his headphones ,closed his eyes and went to bussines.He said ten or so minutes later he looked up to see his mother had left his dinner by the side of his bed.

I nearly cried with the laughter ,if you knew my friend you would believe this story.

Poueff · 12-14-2010, 12:48 PM

lol,I've been so close to it it isn't even funny

Samee · 12-14-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by geraldinhio

Never ,but i'v probably been close to.

My friend told me a great story about his experience before.He said he was sick in bed ,so sick he could bearly move but he said he could conjure up the energy for a wank.He said he put in his headphones ,closed his eyes and went to bussines.He said ten or so minutes later he looked up to see his mother had left his dinner by the side of his bed.

I nearly cried with the laughter ,if you knew my friend you would believe this story.

I wouldn't be able to look my mum in the eye ever again.

**JOAL.com** · 12-14-2010, 01:11 PM

This is totally the greatest thread ever.

Other than "Do you fart when you wank" by Saame right above me.

**GOD of CUNT** · 12-14-2010, 01:15 PM

Saw this on the main page and I fucking KNEW it was you.

And no.

Samee · 12-14-2010, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy3000

Saw this on the main page and I fucking KNEW it was you.

Awww that's so sweet.

**JOAL.com** · 12-14-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Samee

Awww that's so sweet.

Thats not a compliment.

Your top three threads where about you asking if you fart when you wank, if you mind if your daughter becomes a pornstar, and if you've ever been caught jacking off.

Sounds to me like you're on the wrong kind of forum son.

**Sheik** · 12-14-2010, 01:45 PM

Yes. Next question.

Samee · 12-14-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by redeadening

Thats not a compliment.

Your top three threads where about you asking if you fart when you wank, if you mind if your daughter becomes a pornstar, and if you've ever been caught jacking off.

Sounds to me like you're on the wrong kind of forum son.

Don't judge me.

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Originally Posted by The Sheikuation™

Yes. Next question.

Elaborate.