SO my ass was hurting and..
..it got me thinking about the time I broke my tail-bone. I was high and my mates were drunk. We were outside a Subway - you know - after having a sub, when one of my mates decides to bend me over and the other get in front of me. Then, they proceed to pretend to spit roast me. Now, don't think I didn't try to get out of it cos I did but the guy who had a hold of me from behind was a 6'2 lad who plays rugby so, y'know, I was helpless. So there I was, high, outside a Subway, still kinda hungry, getting spit roasted by two of my mates, when I felt something crack.
Fast forward two months and my ass has been hurting whenever I sit down ever since. So I go to the doctor's and er.. get examined.. in places. Anyhow guy tells me I got a broken coccyx and doesn't understand how I've been coping with the pain for so long. So he sends me to the hospital and they treat me. And there you have it; the time I broke my ass by getting dry humped.
But yeah, there is a point to this thread. Have any of you ever broken a bone or gotten injured in 'strange' circumstances?