Today's my last workout for this week, but fuck, I saw so many dudes at my university gym this week that I wanted to roundhouse kick
Anyone else ever see skinny guys (or just guys with really unimpressive physiques) in cut-off shirts and backwards baseball caps pose in the mirror for 5 minutes, curl with shitty form, and then hit abs? I swear that's 75% of my gym's population.
average college guy workout:
2) water fountain
5) water fountain
6) start to run on treadmill
average college girl workout:
1) some stretching
2) some abs
3) some random tricep machine
4) some treadmill walking
I live, literally, a 2 minute walk from my university gym. I never go there because they're are literally lines for the Bench press and [1, btw] squat rack. Some times on Saturday morning or Sundays it won't be too packed; not with dumb freshman who are too hung over to go lift.
These are the same people who have like 3 things of protein on top of their fridge and will swear they have to eat within 30 minutes after lifting or it won't count, yet never use that protein and eat at McDonald's instead. They're the guys who watch broScience on youtube and don't find it funny.
These are those fucks who come in packs of 5 guys, but only 1 lifts while the other 4 just watch and talk on their phones. The people who ask you why you write things down in a journal, or..."can I work in with you?" NO! Fuck off! I waited 15 minutes for the squat rack! Eat a dick!
HEY YOU! WATCH OUT! YOU'RE NOT BOUNCING THE BAR OFF YOUR STERNUM ENOUGH YOU DUMBASS!