[McQueen]

Originally Posted by Novus Audax

Bungee Jumping! $25 per person. However ******s can go for free... no strings attached.

Classic.

Ok, now that is racial humor at its finest.

[LivingKaos]

Drunk man gets in his car and falls asleep. He is woken up by a policeman standing outside and tapping on the passenger window. Drunkard quickly starts up car and applies some gas. Policeman starts jogging alongside the car. Drunkard applies more gas: up to 30 mph. Policeman jogging faster, still alongside the car. Drunkard then really applies the gas, up to 60 mph. Policemen is now running wildly, swinging his arms madly and yelling for the man to pull over, but still alongside the passenger window.

Drunkard, discouraged, applies the brakes and turns off the car.

He then discovers that the front of his car had been parked against a tree, and that while he was applying the gas the back wheels were harmlessly spinning. The policeman was simply jogging in place and having some fun with the man.

[Chrisp_Morg]

What's the main cause of pedophilia?

...Sexy kids

[Deadman™]

Indian Chief, 'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government official,
'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and
his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage
he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.


The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?'


The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes,
No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the
work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing;
All night having sex.'


Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to
think he can improve system like that.'

[Icon™]

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

How do you put the "Spoiler" tags around something?

[Deadman™]

Originally Posted by Icon™

How do you put the "Spoiler" tags around something?

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[Y²]

I would just like to thank every person who posted in this thread. Using this thread I was able to create this youtube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVUlkHbg29s

A good 50% of it is from this thread.

[Sticksy]

There were so many bad jokes in that

[Jamie1]

I watched it. Well some of it and it seemed like my joke from this thread hadn't been added so i am over the moon

[mr.]

what does humanity and jars of jellybeans have in common?

A. nobody likes the black ones

what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?

A. Black one steals your watch