[HeAT]

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

[spoiler]Huyanicka Bolkoff![/spoiler]

How do you tell the time in Michael Jackson's home?

[spoiler]When the little hand touches the big hand![/spoiler]

[♠ Undertaker ♠]

Originally Posted by Heat

How do you tell the time in Michael Jackson's home?

[spoiler]When the little hand touches the big hand![/spoiler]

Nice one!

[Francise Champion]

Originally Posted by Heat

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

[spoiler]Huyanicka Bolkoff![/spoiler]

How do you tell the time in Michael Jackson's home?

[spoiler]When the little hand touches the big hand![/spoiler]

Looks like someone was watching Fuse action news in 2004. That Jackson joke is a classic.

[Nov]

wrong thread

[DestrosSecret]

ok here is the most digusting jokes i know. Don't read them if u get easily offended, because you will. Apoligise in advance

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas oven?

[Spoiler]Don't know, they stopped trying after 6 million [/spoiler]

Whats Black, got 8 legs and scares women?

[spoiler] gang rape [/spoiler]

Whats the difference between Madeline McCain and A toaster?

[spoiler] Toasters don't get raped and murdered [/spoiler]

[HeAT]

Originally Posted by Francise Champion

Looks like someone was watching Fuse action news in 2004. That Jackson joke is a classic.

Don't know what that is. Heard it from a mate a few years ago and it's the type of joke that sticks.

What's the most difficult part of playing Golf?

[spoiler]Telling your parents you're gay![/spoiler]

[♠ Undertaker ♠]

Originally Posted by KingCrash

Why did the retarded kid cross the road?

[spoiler]Don't know? Neither does he.[/spoiler]

Fucking hilarious !!

[RatedRKO3:16]

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

[spoiler]
Because his pecker is on his head![/spoiler]

What did the penis say to the condom?

[spoiler]Cover me im going in![/spoiler]

What does a guy and a car have in common?

[spoiler]They both have the ability to misfire.[/spoiler]

[Scotty Cuzz]

Here's a great one somebody told me.


Why is it, that when a rancher fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff?








It's so the sheep will push back.

[PRINCE OF PUNE]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
[spoiler]Nothing, she's already been told twice.[/spoiler]

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
[spoiler]Jailbreak[/spoiler]

A Latino, a black person, and a russian are in a car, who's driving?
[spoiler]The cop[/spoiler]


What's the first thing you ask when entering a german person's house?
[spoiler]Where do you keep your concentration camp?[/spoiler]