Evolution

It's not you, it's an entirely fictional character you can create, use you're imagination

bruteshot74

Guess I could change that then

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Headliner

I'm hur.

Name: Headliner
Sex: Male
Age: 12 20
Occupation: Uh, idk. Uh, Manager at Kodak??? Quiet philosopher in the spare time.
Physical Description: 5'6 at about 135. Short and small, but clever and quick.
Physiological Description: Diligent and methodical. For which patience and timing is the key to success.

Strength: 1
Intelligence: 2
Courage: 2

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KingCrash

Ghetto Anthony

I hate Bobby traps. >_>

Name: Ghetto Anthony
Sex: Male
Age: 43
Occupation: Homeless.

Physical Description/Backstory/Clusterfuck: I am a large black man and I'm hung like a horse. We all look alike, so is there any need for this? I have a rather large nappy afro and I wear a dashiki and thong underwear. My face is covered in hair so I'm basically an ape. I have big lips and I enjoy eating fried chicken so I probably have some hanging from my knee length beard. My eyes are bloodshot, and my entire body is ashy. I push around a grocery cart with tin cans inside it. I have a bottle of hennessey wrapped in a brown paper bag that I take a sip of every now and then. I have a can of chewing tobacco and I take several dips per day. Spitting has grown to be a problem. I am an amazing tree climber and I love watermelons. What this has to do with my physical description, I don't know but I feel that it's important that I add it somewhere. My teeth are yellow, some are browning and falling out. I smell like a garbage truck (probably because that's where I sleep) and I don't wipe my ass after I'm finished in the bathroom. I talk to myself at times. Anytime I see a police vehicle I turn the other way even though I rarely break the law I know that most of the police force is white and they're after me. I go to church on Sundays to sing. My voice is raspy and rough, but Black Jesus don't Judge. I'm not all that religious, what has god ever done for me? I'm homeless for fucks sakes. My vocabulary is lacking, BUT I do try to act smart by saying big words that I don't even understand and don't make sense. I have many children mostly with white women who I'm very attracted to. I rarely visit them. I carry a stuffed parrot around on my shoulder during the day, I even make he "sckwak" and repeat things I say. He's my only friend. I named him Bernard... I don't wear shoes and my slave feet are as hard as rocks.

Physiological Description: I am the stereotypical black person. I am lazy, good for nothing and poor as dirt. But I always think the white man is out to get me. (Because they are.) But I love white women and they LOVE ME.

Strength: 5
Intelligence: 0
Courage: 0
Pimping Hoes: 9

FUCK! I was never good at mathimication.

Strength: 5
Intelligence: 0
Courage: 0

EDIT: Son of a bitch. I just read the rules, my biography was a waste of fuckin time~! I thought this was going to be some kind of story or some shit.

The Imperfect

If this starts soon, you guys will have to PM me, cause Monty seemed to disappear to nowhere...

Anyone know where he is?

Headliner

He normally tends to be MIA during weekends so if you don't see him tomorrow, you'll most likely see him Monday.

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KingCrash

.Big.C.

I know I'm not involed but I hate really obvious errors...the second description should be psychological...not physiological(WHICH YOU JUST GAVE) How have so many people replied and not one single person pick up on this...

on another note...EXTREMELY cool idea...hope it works well...good luck guys!

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Currently marking for old school xytne!

The Imperfect

I don't know what you are talking about, I've had it like that the whole time.

I don't know why people were spelling it wrong. Perhaps they felt like typing out the form instead of copying and pasting.

Ghetto Anthony

What about "Bobby" trap? IS BOBBY LASHLEY IN THIS GAME TOO?

The Imperfect

He quit when they took away his steroids.