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Official: Have your appearance/style rated by a PRO thread (BRUTAL HONESTY PROMISED)

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#1 ·
In this thread you can post your pics and I will rank your look!

What qualifies me U ask? I have a degree in cosmetology and have been in the field for nearly TWO decades before going to culinary school to pursue my baking dreams. I have been subscribed to US Weekly for my entire adult and teen (and tween) life! I keep up with the trends and know wut "works" and what "doesn't work" when it comes to looks.

I also have helped with hair and makeup for many kinds of events from dance-offs to weddings to barmitzvahs and even look-alike contests!

So in xchange for U displaying your pics, I will be FAIR, HONEST, and will give u reccos on how to improve your rating/10!!!:ghost:ghost:ghost:ghost:ghost:ghost:ghost:ghost:ghost
 
#36 ·
1. Hair is STRONG and looks effortless. Facial hair is well-defined and suits your face well.

2. Overall face is attractive, clear skin, good tone. is your nose swollen or is that your normal resting nose? Facial expression is melancholy verging on sad, I hope it isn't because of your nose. Glasses are very stately and becoming but you appear to be squinting so perhaps it's time to get your prescription checked out.

3. smile - you should smile. scowling is more of a late 90s look.

4. attire - simple/clean/black/beautiful can't go wrong with that.

5. overall composition of selfie - dignified and soulful but you are alone, maybe if you smiled people would sit nearer to you. bonus points for using public transportation.

solid 7/10. improvments - see your Optometrist. try frowning less.
 
#58 ·
By far, most handsom dude on the forum. No debate.
 
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#83 ·
Here's a pic of me on the right:




Fuck you. I know I'm beautiful.
When you're so devoted to 4chan that you have a framed picture of a bear fucking a cub on the wall? :eek:

Alright boys, who here likes pegging?
if was accurate pic, would stalk u so hard the gimmie more thread would look normal :sk

I know you said brutal honesty, but I can actually be pretty delicate so please choose your words carefully. This pic has my girlfriend in it but leave her out of it. I just think I look all right here so I'm using this one.


You have a beautiful and majestic neck but the conjoined twin woman growing out of your back is concerning to me.
 
#59 ·
1. Hair is a big problem for you right now and unfortunately later on in life, like probably shortly after you turn 15. Already seeing signs of male pattern baldness and thinning will set in sooner than later. May want to start addressing this now and grow into it: shave and get skull tattoos. Or just shave and polish if you never plan on lifting.

2. smile looks apprehensive but you have nice teeth, straight and white - good look for you to maintain. bone structure slightly feminine but you appear to be very young so the world is your oyster!

3. You have nice kind sincere eyes, seem caring and genuine, and smart! Glasses look like reading glasses, or kinda harry potter style which you wear well now but this will be a problem with grils if you don't hit the gym. Also don't actually literally hit the gym you will shatter your fragile limbs.

4. attire: advertising for a nerd site where nerds watch other nerds play nerd games completes your whole look here and it may be a good look for you ultimately if you don't choose to pursue betterment of your body/image/social life, etc.

Overall, you are come in at about a 3/5. Can't rate you out of 10 because you're limiting yourself to about a 5. Wonderful things happen during puberty and as long as you approach it with an open mind and expiriment you can reach your full potential which I'd say is probably a 5.5-5.625
 
#110 · (Edited)
Your lifeless, dead eyes accentuate your lack of personality perfectly. You seem procedural in every single aspect of life. You clip your fingernails procedurally, because you feel you have to. Your clothes are procedural, because they have to be. Your hair cut is procedural, and boring. Your lack of emotion is not attractive, or cool, it's super fucking lame. You probably have friends, but none of you get eachother, because there's nothing to get. You'd just as soon be enemies, but even that would uninteresting. In the end, you're scared. Scared of not being accepted, so amplify it and make people turn away on purpose, with this nazi shit. But really, you want to be loved. By anyone. Your pants aren't threatening, because you don't know how to be threatening. Because you're a coward. That jacket probably hangs in your closet until you need to take a selfie with it. You like either study basic high school classes, or work a lame supermarket stocking job where you wouldn't dare step out of line. You do your work proudly. Your employers probably even like you. But they don't know how empty you are. Follow procedure, and never amount to shit. Unlike the cat that you're saluting with those flags. At least he did something. You'll never do anything. Because you're a coward. A procedural coward.

2/11.

Sorry Dewberry. I too am a qualified cosmologist.
 
#7 · (Edited)
1. Hair game is difficult to assess - your hairstyle looks as fuzzy as the picture if not fuzzier. I'm guessing it's one of those spike it up in the front with some pommade and then you mess it up. I call that look "the Bosley" and you actually wear it okay.

2. STRONG LIGHTING in this pic makes it hard to grade your skin tone but your features are pretty masculine with the exception of your very thin lips. Kind of look like a skinny lesbian teen with that but your facial hair is a good contrast to that.

3. Facial hair: make up ur mind. either you are growing a beard or not. Are you trying to highlight your look or are you covering up some facial imperfection? The left side of your jaw line looks like you have some sort of growth or maybe you are bloated?

4. Smile - Good teeth, I'm assuming they are NOT yellow and that is just lighting. the hallf smirk looks sincere, not sure if by design but it's not fake.

4.5 Eyes - you have kind eyes - brow game needs work edit: (J/K i'm jelly - brow game on POINT)

5. Attire: the casual look works well for you, you seem to have an okay physique. Henley T under a sweatshirt is very casual, you might want to accessorize.

All in all you are a decent 6 and might push to mid 7s /10 if u do the following:

Make hairstyle more defined. have a barber shave you so you have clean lines on your "beard" or just lose the beard altogether. Try cutting, or just drinking less beer. You look like you're at the peak of your bulk or you have face bloat from too much partying. get eyebrows tweeked. Outfit yourself with less gray and maybe get a chain - you need to have colour to contrast with "blah" workout clothes.

All of this is based on a rather fuzzy/filtered pic so I think you could be low 4s or even mid 8s based on this submission because you may have acne or scarring that we can't see, or have lines that make your bone structure look more appealing...
 
#33 ·
1. Strong hairline but hairstyle is dated. Is your name "Chad?"

2. Face - strong bone structure, smile is dubious and seems a little more juvenile than sincere. +1 for shiny nose. Overall face could be improved with a more complimentary hairstyle. Adam's apple is very strong - you should have years and years of quality hormone production/regulation.

3. Eyes and brow game are decent.

4. Attire - bold statement with your button choice and lack of chain or chest hair. Need to accessorize going two buttons down. Well fitted shirt though. I hope you did not have the bicep area tailored though, despite that fact that you're GF appears to have stronger biceps than you. It's 2017, you don't need to overcompensate for your female companion's strength.

All in all you seem to be doing your best and be making good decisions with your look and maintenance of your physique. 6.7/10. Well done.
 
#21 ·
You were up in here not but a month ago posting threads about flinging footballs or easter eggs up your backside and it turns out you've got a degree in telling folks whether or not their eyebrows need trimmed?

Sheeeeeeeit. This WF in a nutshell, brorthers :drose
 
#67 ·
Strange pic submissions but I will do my best.

1. Hair? Not sure if u have it or not but let's move on. Bonus points for graduation, looks legit and not photoshopped.


2. Lean and masculine bone structure, facial features are piercing verging on intense, but not menacing. Head shape is a little like an alien (the nice kind not the ones that shoot a proboscis into your head and suck out ur brane) u could pull off like a black David bowie look if u got good scarf game or some snazzy suits...

3. Eyes, kind and intense, brow game needs work, is it one continuous brow or is there seperation? Sort that out

4. Smile, it's aight. Kinda meh but u work that well.

5. Attire, love the flowing robe in the first pic, second pic is pedestrian but u at least don't appear to be trying too hard. Maybe combine robe game with other stylish elements for a unique look?

Overall solid 7.8/10 u have all the tools 2 work with just need refinement. Good job!
 
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