Wrestling Forum banner

10 years in a basement for £/$10 million

3K views 46 replies 42 participants last post by  BornBad 
#1 ·
You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a bin/trash can. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.



Spend wisely

1st off I'd half to 5 mil for 35 pts cause 5 mil is still a ridiculous amount of money

I'd get the 18 year old cause for 10 years I gotta get a lil something something, or a lot, kitchen, medical care, unlimited booze & games

I know what a life
 
See less See more
1
#10 ·
This is supposed to be a test? I try to do that without the 10 million dollar kicker and am sadly forced to this shit job to try and pay for it. Unlimited booze, internet, gaming, and no people and possibly a puppy? Is this supposed to be a sacrifice or a reward?
 
  • Like
Reactions: RavishingRickRules
#14 ·
I can understand taking half the payout for the points but what clueless moron would give up the whole payout for even more points. I mean why do this even unless you are not planning on living past ten years.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Art Vandaley
#17 ·
Just to point out the obvious, most 18 year old girls are stupid and annoying. It doesn't say you know her. It doesn't say you actually have anything in common with her. It doesn't say she'll be leaving after the sex is over, so one has to assume that she will be locked into the basement with you. Her only discernible qualities are being 18 and hot. If that's all you're going on, it's more than likely that she will drive you into a homicidal rage before the 10 years is up. Then what? Now you're stuck in the basement with a corpse. Unless you're into necrophilia, that doesn't sound very pleasant. Even then, the bitch is going to start rotting eventually. Best save some points for air freshener. You're going to need it.

:costanza3
 
#25 ·
"Giving up that five milly for the microwave was the best decision I ever could've made! I have no money and everyone I know has disowned me for being a weirdo, but I got to eat a metric fuckload of Rustler burgers!" Said absolutely no cunt ever.

I'd do myself in after about a week of this. Self-immolation, maybe. God bless the microwave!

No amount of money could convince me to spend a decade locked in a basement with only my own imagination for company (or an 18 year old girl no matter how hot she may be). I'd prefer prison. Most of them have Playstations and microwaves now anyway, and at least in prison there'd be the added excitement of trying to avoid getting stabbed in the kidneys with a fork. Fuck yer basement.
 
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
Top