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#1 · (Edited)
Dremed I was floating in a Viking ship down the middle of a street, seemed so normal, I was shocked to wake up. Dreamed I was a dude, dancing with a woman, was surprised at how big my feet were, like I knew it was a dream. I was wearing Timberlands, I looked really cool.

I don't even understand why I'd be a Viking or a dude. So bizarre.
 
#19 ·
A few weeks ago I had a strange dream, I was walking in the forest and wolves attacked me. They got me to the ground and starting eating me when I thought "Why don't I fly away?" like its the most normal thing on the planet and took off. I was flying around in the clouds laughing at the stupid wolves, then this huge harpy screams "NO PLACE FOR YOU HERE" and punched me in the face.

Always get these weird dreams when I drink too much :mj2
 
#29 · (Edited)
I knew someone had replied to me about a harpy, last night, in celebration of my radial palsy getting better, I had the Harpy's words tattooed on me, It's down the side of my back: :"I will kill you if you set me free. Set me free."

Damn near every tattoo I have is from "The Last Unicorn."

ETA: The tattoo artist who does me, hates me. They'ed rather do something artistic, my thighs, calves, and back are damn near all words. I keep reminding him, he's a hooker on the corner, giving me five dollar BJ's , there ain't no Pretty Woman shit (a nice big picture) when he has to do me.
 
#22 ·
My bother talks in his sleep, when we were teens I went in his room to wake him up one AM, he shouts out, "Bring me the shotgun!" I, wisely, evacuate the room, come back like ten minutes later, when I shake his shoulder he mumbles, "Get me the visqueen, I need a real big piece of plastic."

I could pretty much extrapolate what'd happened in his head after that.
 
#27 ·
Last night I dreamed that my wife and I were out fishing in this little hole in the ground and I caught a pretty big shovelhead cat. As I was taking the hook out it's mouth, a small baby bunny with snow leopard fur hopped out of the ground onto the catfish and took a look around. I didn't want it to get hurt so I batted it off the catfish and it fell in the water. Then I didn't want to see it get eaten by another large fish so I scooped it out of the water and tossed it onto land (apparently I didn't care if I hurt it lol).
 
#10 ·
I regularly dream about the house I grew up in as a kid, except it has rooms in it that never existed in reality. I never dream about any other houses, only that one. It's never upsetting to dream about but I spend the next day with a feeling of deja vu.
I also quite often dream about people that I'm friends with online that I have never physically met. Which means that in my dream the way that they act, personality and physical attributes are all what my mind has created for them. I think that qualifies as pretty fucking weird.
 
#16 ·
When I was younger (Kane was still a brand new dude in WWE) I had a dream that he was stalking myself and TIE DOMI through an empty school-like building. I remember lockers and shit in the hallways.

Anyways, Kane eventually catches us, and TIE steps up to the plate to defend me, and give me a chance to run. Kane pulled out a KNIFE and cut off TIE's right arm just below the elbow. Like, he was left holding TIE's hand and forearm while TIE was bleeding on the ground.

Then I woke up.


Thank you, TIE DOMI, you lovable cementhead you. :proud
 
#25 ·
If I'm not dreaming about people or shit from my daily life, I'm usually dreaming about debauchery and random mess with celebrities. They're the type of dreams you force yourself to get out of bed and record on your phone the moment you wake up, down to the convos, before you start forgetting small details. They're always vivid, always so strange and so ott, and always so fucking amazing :cry

I guess 2 of the weirdest ones I've had recently in no order, word for word from my notes

1. I was elected as president of the US over one of my professors. There was a lavish party at the White House to celebrate my victory. Grand fashion show + dinner + dancing and a speech to top it all off. I enter the room where it all takes place and skipped ahead to the speech. I don't remember much of what was said beyond opening the speech with "thanks everyone for voting in someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing" and the room erupting in laughter. I leave to use the bathroom after the fact, where I was greeted by Kevin Spacey in character as Frank Underwood. He looked menacing as hell but I was so excited to meet him. Again I don't remember much of the actual convo apart from when he said "my oh my have the tides turned" and I started screaming and bowing in response. Spacey took me to a part of the WH that was secluded and had no security, and then I got jumped by Brad Pitt ala Tyler Durden in the scene where he has the narrator at gunpoint. I got my shit kicked in and within a flash I'm being held at gunpoint by Claire. "Why Frank why", I sobbed. "There's only room for one of us", BOOM, I'm shot in the head. At this point they carry my body to the party and chaos ensues there. Fires start burning. Gunshots start firing. Everyone is either running around terrified, fighting or fucking at this point. Very David Lynch meets Kill Bill. Then I woke up

2. Somehow I convinced Chris Pratt to come with me and rob a billionaire couple in New York of their money and some evidently sacred necklace. They had a massive penthouse suite that had amazing views of the skyline and was very modern with a bunch of colorful furniture, dark brown hardwood floors and faux animal heads arranged all over the place. We overheard and found the couple arguing in their kitchen and took them out swiftly and locked them in a closet. For whatever reason the first place we started to look for the necklace was on the balcony, which had a bar and a massive glass pool on top of it. These people were decked man. We didn't do much searching bc we were distracted by the glass pool, and Pratt pulled me aside anyway to tell me killing those people and breaking into their condo made him horny af. I was like "bitch me too, wanna fuck me in that big ass pool", to which he responded "Hell yea dude". Clothes started to fly and we started fucking. It felt weird like I was floating or some shit. Then the glass wall began to crack and broke and we fell like 30 stories onto the sidewalk to swarming paparazzi and fans. You'd think we would have died on impact but nope, we landed unscathed, naked in missionary and everyone just staring at us with their phones out filming us. Then they started chanting "one more time" at us and we gave each other a look that we were going in round 2, but then I just had to wake up before it could happen :cry

Fuck :cry
 
#4 ·
Last week I had a dream that I was making out with this guy from this NZ soap opera, then as we were doing that, Dean Ambrose showed up and began yelling at me :lol
 
#17 · (Edited)
I love dreams. From being chased by dinosaurs, the mafia, controlling time to falling in love.
The weirdest dream I ever had was me sniping Tom Cruise with a BB Gun in a hotel..
 
#18 ·
I had a dream this morning that I was at a bar and the bartender offered me a pipe full of weed. Don't know where that came from
 
#20 ·
Just the other day I dreamt I was taking care of a stray kitten I found, feeding him bread at a friend's house, then when the fucking thing was satiated he ran off for good.

Went to a bar to drown my sorrows, decided to sit next to a bunch of middle-aged, apparently respectable folks and we all started doing cocaine. This girl I know walked in, and somehow I convinced her to give me a blowjob in the bathroom. As I had my hand on the bathroom door to open it, I woke up.

Fuck.
 
#24 ·
Me and my dad were fighting the Kanker sisters (of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy fame) on floating cubes in space. I woke up crying when my father fell off to his death.

 
#28 ·
I regularly have dreams of elaborate structures. I wouldn't necessarily call it a recurring dream because the scenarios are always different but the constant is things like hidden rooms or being somewhere and finding an area that shouldn't be there. For example, a beach bar at an airport or being in a mall and finding a hidden elevator that takes you to an area of the mall that is not on the map. That sort of thing. An older one I remember quite vividly (and this is from like twenty years ago) was being at a Victorian house party that turned into a fire and I was having a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader on the banister staircase amidst the flames before finding a situation room in the basement with generals plotting war.

Analyzing dreams is not something I give two shits about and I usually forget my dreams within minutes of waking up but the recurring motif of elaborate structures is something I've always remembered. Maybe I've missed my calling in life as an architect.
 
#30 ·
I sometimes hate those dreams when you dream of something nice, or someone that you miss, then you wake up and still remember the dream and it still feels real. But of course it wasn't real and all that happened in the dream, was just that and you're left sad at still thinking of it/them because it was all just a dream and it/they're are not here when you wake up.

Of course it's great thinking of happy times past or people that you miss, but sometimes IMO it's very frustrating when you wake up and there's nothing you can do about it because it was a dream. Probably just me.
 
#34 ·
My mom would sometimes call me out of the blue to ask me about someone historical, etc...as she knew I was a history buff and have a lot of useless knowledge rattling around my head.

One dream I had recently is that I'm sitting with the family and watching a movie. Suddenly, my cell phone rings and it's my mom calling from heaven. Apparently she just met Theodore Roosevelt and was wanting to know when he had won the Nobel Peace Prize. I said, "Mom, he's right there. I'm sure he would be able to tell you without you feeling silly."

Bizarre dream...can't chalk it up to heartburn or anything like that.
 
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