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The funniest / stupidest thing you've ever read on WF

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I've had somewhere text file with best quotes from this forum, but when I need it, I can't find it.
 
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There was some quote in this guy's signature. The guy's banned now and I don't remember the quote, but it was "WWE Raw is the best tv program with lots of action. My favorite wrestlers are randy ortan and ray mysterio" or something along the lines. It was hilarious and apparently real too. If only someone could find it.

EDIT: I think his name was Chismo. If someone could find his sig.
 
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This post always made me laugh for some reason.

Truk on Adam Rose:

I hope that this is all a front and he turns into this cold dark character. Show him backstage in the Exotic Express with his crew. He puts the vehicle in neutral and drives it off road, jumping out of the bus of course. It's not deadly, but everyone on boards was critically injured and sent to the hospital immediately. Rose stands smiling watching the Express going off road and says his famous lines "Everything you know is about to change ta-ta". This plays perfectly into this new dark character that he was meant to play. Allow him to play this Androgynous Goth, 16th Century Goth type appearance. He could leave a black rose on every opponent he defeats in a match. Eventually I would have him debut the Ascension, or conjure them into the WWE with magic.
 
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i think she should come back and say that shes having the undertackers baby and then kofi gets mad because they used to date (not the undertaker lol!!!) and then a masked man trouble in paradises her belly and she has a miscarrige and everybody is like WHO DID IT???? after the funeral there all eating and michelle is like this is so good! and kofi says ya i cooked it and she says what is it and he says YOUR BABY and then the undertaker says OK NOW YOU WILL REST IN PEACE AT WM!!!! and then kofi beats him at wm! i think this would be good cuz it shows kofi is badass and hes the future of the company.
Here and there I'll sometimes entertain myself by fantasizing some worst-case scenarios for Vince where one or more wrestler just stops caring and ends their career in the most hilarious way possible on live television.

Imagine, it's Wrestlemania 28, John Cena vs The Rock, the match years in the making. They both make their entrances down the ramp, they do their pre-match taunts and such. The bell rings, they start circling each other, and then just when it seems like they're about to engage, they start tearing off their clothes until they're butt naked in the ring. They finally start wrestling, except when they get locked up, they kind of fall to the ground and start making out, having gay sex in front of everybody. I'm not insinuating anything or calling either of them gay, but that would just make my life.

Or how about a wrestler bringing a sandwich to the ringside, and all throughout their match they keep dropping what they're doing periodically and running to their sandwich for another bite.

Coming to the ring dressed as Hulk Hogan, and the only move they try and do is the leg drop.

That's just a few anyway.
^These 2. Also pretty much everything KKF posted was both a combination of stupidity and hilarity.
 
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