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The really crap joke thread ... where only the crappest jokes can be shared!

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Ok, I thought this could be quite good, sometimes the crappest jokes are the best cause they give you that cheap laugh where you're like 'Oh my God' kinda thing .... so here goes and share yours.

The first one I'm going to share is ....

What is better than eating a mandarin?



Eating Amanda out ..... your turn!​
 
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I dated this girl who was profoundly anti-religion. I'm not a religious fella myself, but I couldn't figure out why she loathed it so much. Well, one night I figured it out. She told about how when she was 12, her parents hung a 40 pound crucifix above the head of her bed. Well, one night, without warning, that cross comes crashing down and leaves a 5 inch gash in the back of her dad's head.
 
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Q: What did Cerberus say to the dragon?

A: "Hello, hello, hello!"

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Q: What's green, smelly and in your closet?

A: 1973's hide-and-seek champion

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Q: What's better than roses on your piano?

A: Tulips on your organ

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Q: What happened when the two lepers played poker?

A: When the one threw his hand in, the other one laughed his ass off.

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Q: How do you know if the man fixing your car used to be a gynecologist?

A: He replaces the spark plugs via the exhaust pipe.

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Q: How do you know if the attendant at the petrol-station moonlights in pornography?

A: Right before he fills up the tank, he sprays the fuel all over the windshield.

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Q: What did the milk say to the steak?

A: "You can be as tender as you like, but unfortunately I'm sterilized."
 
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A computer nerd is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first nerd asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The nerd on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”

The first nerd responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
 
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