Ok, I thought this could be quite good, sometimes the crappest jokes are the best cause they give you that cheap laugh where you're like 'Oh my God' kinda thing .... so here goes and share yours.
I dated this girl who was profoundly anti-religion. I'm not a religious fella myself, but I couldn't figure out why she loathed it so much. Well, one night I figured it out. She told about how when she was 12, her parents hung a 40 pound crucifix above the head of her bed. Well, one night, without warning, that cross comes crashing down and leaves a 5 inch gash in the back of her dad's head.
A computer nerd is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first nerd asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The nerd on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”
The first nerd responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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