Well...
I just turned 73 twenty years ago.
I'll be 7 this upcoming September.
Approximately 77,263,200 seconds old
Just turned 13 289 days ago.
18 months, I'm an exceptionally gifted child.
As old as I feel.
Justin Biebers age 4 years ago.
I'm a vampire. I have no age.
This was great, guys. :lolOld enough to know better.