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post #11 of 42 (permalink) Old 03-17-2013, 08:24 PM
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Re: Bouncers

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You've obviously never fell asleep while doing a shit and woke up 13 hours later then...?
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Re: Bouncers

99% Bouncers are cunts. It is a well known fact. Only cool ones were the one who let my mate get into a club even though he has a really shitty idea no one else would let us in with and the ones who convinced the club to give me my money back when my friend could not get in with us





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All your threads have a similar style. You should mix it up sometime.
I made that thread months ago mate, infact this is like my 3rd ever rant.
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My friend used to be a bouncer. He's a big guy, had his fair share of fights, slamming people through tables...drunk people can be incredibly huge idiots.

He wasn't the type to just throw someone out because he could, though. Some like to use their position as intimidation, even if you are not doing anything. That's just sad. I can totally understand becoming intimidating to cool down a rowdy drunken fuck, but, not to someone just having innocent fun because they want to feel cool.


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I made that thread months ago mate, infact this is like my 3rd ever rant.
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2 weeks ago, my friend introduced me to cocaine, or Charlie as they call it. At first i hesitated, but after a while, i thought fuck it, what bad can it do? I sniffed 3 lines, and ended up fucking a 54 stone slut. Oh well i thought, shit happens.

2 nights ago, i sniffed it for the 2nd time. I managed to resist shagging any overgrown pigs this time, however, 2 days later, and i'm absolutely craving for another line.

I've become addicted!! I need more. I'm on the verge of going mental. I've asked my mate if they have any, and they don't.

Does anyone on this forum wanna sell me a gram? I will walk to your town or city or country or w/e. I will do a shit in the town center while singing Robbie William songs with cunt tattood across my forehead if i have to. JUST SOMEONE SELL ME A FUCKING LINE OF COKE BEFORE I WALK INTO A PHONE BOOTH AND BLOW MYSELF UP WITH A GRENADE.
You've made like over 10 rants. This was you at your trolling best. Now we just get a cheap imitation
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Hello everyone, i'm angry.

Last night, i went out clubbing with a top notch pal of mine. After absolutely destroying him on Fifa 8 times in a row, and after necking back countless amounts of beers, i was an extremely hyper man. After having to endure a taxi driver who smelt like an out of date pile of shit, i entered the nightclub. I was buzzin, i was keen to grind on any female out there, i didn't care if they were 5 stone or 150 stone, i was convinced Dartz was taking a girl home back to this £430 double bed. Well i was wrong.

Two bald, and seemingly bored bouncers decided that they would be a cunt, and decided to throw me out, FOR NO REASON. All i did was did the worm on the dance floor, albeit i took it abit to far when i chopped a small itallian man in the throat, but still. What made it worse, is the cunt got me in a choke hold, and threw me onto the pavement outside

Why do bouncers intentionally piss people off? These are the same bouncers who took another mate of mine into a room and beat him like a government mule because he was mosh pitting. I ended up going home at 1:30 am.

Now it may just be the bouncers in my area, but has anyone else ever been angered by bouncers? I can't stand them.
You got too drunk and then you/your boy got physical with other people, and you wonder why you got thrown out?

Fuck outta here.

I'd have thrown your ass out just for doing the worm in public in 2013.
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For some reason i started reading this in Danny Dyer's voice after the first few sentences, "Those fackin' cunt bouncers threw me out on me noggin just for doin' the worm"
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You've made like over 10 rants. This was you at your trolling best. Now we just get a cheap imitation
I actually cannot remember making that rant
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You got too drunk and then you/your boy got physical with other people, and you wonder why you got thrown out?

Fuck outta here.

I'd have thrown your ass out just for doing the worm in public in 2013.
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