What we've got here is failure to communicate
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Aiea, Hawai'i
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Fuck you, you bunch of fuckin' morons.
Stupid people. You see them every day. Life tailors itself to stupid people. Rather than expecting people to improve themselves, we just meander through life helping the fucktards along the way.
When I am out walking the streets, I see dumbass shit all the time. People at a crosswalk. Hey, there is a button here for me to push. What should I do? I WANT TO PUSH THE BUTTON!!!!!!! Beep. Beep. Beep beep beep. Hey, retard, do you think pushing the button over and over again is going to make the light change any faster? Or are you just a retard who wants to push the button?!
I work at the Home Depot. I build stuff. When I build a grill and the feet are labeled front and back... and the front foot is labeled and the back foot is labeled... front and back... yet the front foot is about 3 times as big as the back foot... I think to myself... If you don't know the big foot goes in the big hole and the small foot goes in the small hole... well, fucking shit you do not need to be anywhere NEAR an open flame and a propane tank. You might fuckin' kill somebody!
I built a table one day. At the end of the assembly instructions, there was a step that said, "turn your table over". I shit you not. If you need instructions to turn your table right side up after attaching the legs... can you even be trusted with a screwdriver? Hmm, I wonder what this thing does... oops, there goes your eye.
Society today caters itself to stupid people. Whatever happened to natural selection? If you buy a chainsaw and need a warning not to wipe your ass with it, maybe... just maybe... you deserve to die because your ass got cut up by a chainsaw.