KARLA LOPEZ, THE HOTTEST MODEL/ACTRESS ALIVE. Sheamus, Swagger, Wade, Dixie, Cesaro, Sami, DB, RKO, Drew, Del Rio, Cody, Punk, AJ LEE / (STAY STRONG, JTG, AND DREW ) CHAMPviaDQ = Great GFX. Karla in Pink
When Kurt Angle was having his classic feud with Triple H in the year 2000, he should have changed his name to Triple I. Ya know, for the 3 I's, Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence. Thus, the epic battle of Triple H vs Triple I at Unforgiven 2000. Could have even had a stipulation too, with the loser getting fired, and the winner taking on a hybrid of both gimmicks, and getting Steph's boobs too!! He would be known as Triple HiHiHi, oh wait, that would be HiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHi, that is nine Hi's lol, so his name would be Triple Hi.
Imagine, the winner would also get the nickname "The Olympic Gold-Game" and coming out to the theme song "Time To Play The Medal!!!". Along with the finishing moves, the Olympigree and the Pedilock, he would be unfuckingstoppable! He would than go on to win the Royal Rumble, not Stone Cold, and face The Rock for the WWF championship in the Main Event at Wrestlemania. Rock vs Triple Hi would draw big in the Asian market. And Triple Hi would win too and dominance the WWF for years to come.
Or stand in the ring with carton of milk and ask 'Are you thirsty? No I said Are....You.....Thirstyyy? Then for the thousands in the cafeteria, and the millions with healthy bones......And for that fat guy over there with the chocolate chip cookies. Let's get ready to chug iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt!!!!'
This is excellent
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The Triple I thing for Angle actually sounds fun. But instead of the 'you're fired' shit and and actual name change and all that, it can just be a parody. He mocks Trip a few times, including borrowing the water-spitting and using milk instead. C'mon, that would've been fucking great.