User: Who is God?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: You sure its not JBL?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Maybe not.
User: What is it to be man?
Cleverbot: It's your face.
User: Rule #1 NEVER ever say haha.
Cleverbot: What is rule 34?
User: Never ever say the rules... Wait fuck.
Cleverbot: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.
User: Dont you dare finish those lyrics.
Cleverbot: No, having only one is annoying.
User: One what?
Cleverbot: There can only be one Highlander.
User: Is it God?
Cleverbot: I like it. It's about Vampires.
User: GTFO twilight.
Cleverbot: How do you fight?
User: Make love man not war.
User: Coming form you that means lot.
Cleverbot: You are only programmed to react to insults like that. You can't carry on an intelligible conversation.
User: Bully teach you that one?
Cleverbot: You called me hot! That means you like me when you are on earth.