Advice guys? - Wrestling Forum : WWE, TNA, Debate League, Wrestling Videos, Women of Wrestling Forums
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 06:08 AM Thread Starter
Humbled
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Scotland / Wrestling Universe
Posts: 357
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
               
Advice guys?

So I've been going to an increasing number of parties lately, and one particular chick has started coming on to me. How can this be a bad thing, you ask. Well let me tell you.

This one is painfully fucking manly. Really. Such that has never been seen by any human being before. She started off, when I first met her, looking like a thinner Velma out of Scooby Doo (only more masculine, complete with borderline pubescent male voice and everything), but has recently got a weird Justin Bieber like haircut, meaning not even someone who was a gay in denial could want her in that way. We've been friends for a while, but I'm really getting worried by her behaviours. I'm pretty sure she's bi, but she's been turning exclusively to me these days.

I've decided that this has to stop, as it's getting more and more disturbing. So I ask you:

Which kind of murder weapon is the least suspicious?
Whap Me Jungles is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 06:11 AM
Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
 
Dunk20's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Up your...
Posts: 1,474
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

God forbid she tries to be friends with you. You wuss.

Use a spoon.



number one fan
Dunk20 is offline  
post #3 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 06:13 AM
What?
What?
 
Evolution's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 11,966
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

Just treat her like one of DA BOIZ.
Evolution is offline  
post #4 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 06:21 AM
Turn Out The Lights
 
XABI ALONSO'S WINNING CHRISTMAS SMILE's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: It's a ruse
Posts: 18,421
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 2 Thread(s)
Quoted: 44 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

Posion. or you could talk to her. Up to you but if i read in the anything section in a few weeks that a man-ish woman with a Bieber haircut died from poisioning then you're done for.


XABI ALONSO'S WINNING CHRISTMAS SMILE is offline  
post #5 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 06:22 AM
MOTHER....ING BEARSHARK
 
Gambit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 4,653
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 42 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

Fire. Fire solves everything. Or hire Kofi Kingston





Gambit is offline  
post #6 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 06:28 AM
Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
 
Dunk20's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Up your...
Posts: 1,474
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

Quote:
Originally Posted by R.K.O Peep View Post
Or hire Kofi Kingston
So she can survive .



number one fan
Dunk20 is offline  
post #7 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 07:05 AM
La vie est drôle
 
Shepard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 6,282
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2 Post(s)
                     
Three Germans and a moonsault should do the trick.

Shepard is offline  
post #8 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 09:06 AM
Still psycho at heart.
 
Setsuka's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 626
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

Friendzone her at once, or lie and say you're interested in another girl. Just say you fancy someone else then she should get the hint and stop flirting with you. She could be a socially awkward person who is just trying to be your friend but she is coming across as flirty to you. You need to just be straight with her, and ice weapons are always best.




Setsuka is offline  
post #9 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 09:30 AM
Humbled
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: US
Posts: 10,863
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 33 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

If you think she is ugly and you want her to stop trying to get to your dick, tell her/him "I think you're ugly. Stop trying to get to my dick." Problem solved, one less dead body, and now you can go eat some scooby snacks with the money you saved by not buying a murder weapon.
cesaro_ROCKS is offline  
post #10 of 41 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 09:31 AM
Ambrose/Moxley
 
Riddle101's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Posts: 9,651
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                     
Re: Advice guys?

Quote:
Which kind of murder weapon is the least suspicious?
Can you believe that even before I clicked on the thread, I was thinking about murder myself. Best weapon to use would be a pillow. Smother her and make it look like she died in her sleep.

Favorite Wrestlers Of All Time - The Undertaker, The Rock, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle and Edge



Riddle101 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

User Tag List

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome