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post #71 of 126 (permalink) Old 10-13-2012, 02:19 PM
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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

I do this all the time. Fuck standing at the sink (literally done that too), it's boring. I usually go back to my lounge and watch some tv while brushing, the girlfriend does it as well although not at the same time, even that would be too weird for me. Simultaneous.

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I always take a piss while brushing my teeth.
I'm not co-ordinated well enough to complete this task succesfully, once tried it and ended up spitting tooth paste into the bog whilst cleaning smeg off my knob with the toothbrush. Re-edit/interpret that how you wish.

In all seriousness, I actually managed to thow a puke stained t-shirt into the toilet while pissing in the dirty laundry basket after waking up with a horrendous hangover one morning many years ago. That's where the inspiration for the previous joke came from. Couldn't remember much from the night before, probably for the best. A two mile walk (I assume, nobody told me different) on a country road in the early hours of a Sunday morning that I'd never done before and haven't since, fuck knows how I managed that.

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post #72 of 126 (permalink) Old 10-13-2012, 02:23 PM
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And who are you? Some midlife crisis victim trying to recapture his youth on a wrestlingforum crying like a little bitch over what the teenagers are saying in here? Ha ha
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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

I occasionally do it in the morning. Just this week I left the bathroom whilst brushing my teeth to put the kettle on. I had 12 mins to get to work and it's an 8 minute walk.

Fuck you Anark.

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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

Do it all the time. I'll come to your house and do it. I'll do it standing over you while you're trying to sleep. Fuck you, I'm the multi-tasking KING.


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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

The first piss after waking up from multiple hours of drinking can be quite the tumultuous experience. I usually wake up on the floor or under the bed or halfway hanging off the couch and get up real quick before I piss myself (sometimes I wake up in the bathroom already so that isn't so bad). Midstream the dizziness from standing up so quick finally hits me and it feels like I'm trying to piss through the eye of a needle while riding a roller-coaster. I'm pretty good at not pissing all over the place now. Couple years ago it would look like someone had a water balloon fight in my bathroom. And I'm a degenerate boozehound so waking up after multiple hours of drinking tends to happen to me pretty frequently.

EDIT: That was in response to what Andre said. It wasn't just random talk about drunk pissing. Fuckers be typing faster than me.
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Is this thread worthy?

And this further proves my point that society nowadays rages over the littlest things lol.
Your dick is thread worthy. You could sew up half a button with that shit.

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You have no idea how many will lay siege to your pathetic little mug if you have a go at Bully. I'm the local assassin, but Bully is the local warlord. Where I take an occasional one or two chumps down by myself, Bully will lead a whole legion of fucking bloodthirsty cunts to tear you and everything you stand for apart.

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Do it all the time. I'll come to your house and do it. I'll do it standing over you while you're trying to sleep. Fuck you, I'm the multi-tasking KING.
I never try and sleep. When I sleep, I fucking sleep. You can play the banjo with your balls and I won't give a fuck.

However, you and all the other pissers on humankind's progress have all been added to MY LIST.

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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

I used to live in shared accomodation a couple of years ago, six rooms with one bathroom on the middle floor, my room was in the attic. Due to the new rules (at the time) every room had to be re-fitted to meet health and safety criteria. One of the new additions was a sink in every room.

When I was stinking hungover there was no way I was going to walk down stairs and back up just to drop a urine, so I'd use the sink. Now I don't know if you've ever pissed in a sink, but it becomes unusable (unless you bleach it every time) due to the smell, oh and yeah, because it's coated in liquid goal, that's not particuarly hygenic either. So what happened was that I'd go down stairs to brush my teeth (I think my then housemates would have frowned upon my current habits) but would often have a slash upstairs. I've got a track record for being backwards, but it's okay because I'm from Norfolk



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I used to live in shared accomodation a couple of years ago, six rooms with one bathroom on the middle floor, my room was in the attic. Due to the new rules (at the time) every room had to be re-fitted to meet health and safety criteria. One of the new additions was a sink in every room.

When I was stinking hungover there was no way I was going to walk down stairs and back up just to drop a urine, so I'd use the sink. Now I don't know if you've ever pissed in a sink, but it becomes unusable (unless you bleach it every time) due to the smell, oh and yeah, because it's coated in liquid goal, that's not particuarly hygenic either. So what happened was that I'd go down stairs to brush my teeth (I think my then housemates would have frowned upon my current habits) but would often have a slash upstairs. I've got a track record for being backwards, but it's okay because I'm from Norfolk
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Can't say I know anybody who does that,But it does sound pretty fucking stupid.
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