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Re: Can't we just all get along?

Now this is the angle all about how
How I sun set flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I cut a bad ass promo on air

On the Wrestling Forum born and raised
On the message board where I spent most of my days
Filling out threads, relaxing all cool
And calling this n00b a stupid fucking tool

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started criticising my manhood
I got one red rep and I got really scared
So I said "you're the Brooklyn Brawler not fucking Ric Flair"

I whistled for a steel chair and when it came near
the neanderthal troll was quaking with fear
If anything I could say that this n00b was playing fair
But I thought nah, forget it, I don't fucking care!

I LOL'd at a decibel level at seven or eight
And I yelled to the jobber "Yo, you're not Heath Slater!"
Looked at the post count I was finally there
To sit on my throne so jabronis beware

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post #12 of 39 (permalink) Old 09-24-2012, 11:51 AM
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Re: Can't we just all get along?

One problem in here is we have too few vaginas and too many dicks,
motherfuckers think they're funny by posting queer ass gifs and pics,

one poster here with the username bad blood,
tried to step up to me and got his football face buried in mud,

then there was a man who tried to suck his own dick,
I'm like wow You heard? that sounds like a neat trick.

then there was warren zevon who used to beat his missus
for the dumbest shit like forgetting to wash the dishes,

then you have kentonbomb who has unresolved anxiety issues,
questioned him about it and he started crying so I said "here have some tissues,

but all in all the posters here ain't bad,
except the ones that get owned by me and get SAD.


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Re: Can't we just all get along?

This is why we can't have nice thinks.
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Re: Can't we just all get along?

Opinions, opinions
from all the different minions,
They cause tempers to flare,
Reps stripped bare.
Shame we can't all be Virginians.

Lol, Nothing useful rhymes with opinion. -___-




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post #16 of 39 (permalink) Old 09-24-2012, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
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Re: Can't we just all get along?

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Now this is the angle all about how
How I sun set flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I cut a bad ass promo on air

On the Wrestling Forum born and raised
On the message board where I spent most of my days
Filling out threads, relaxing all cool
And calling this n00b a stupid fucking tool

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started criticising my manhood
I got one red rep and I got really scared
So I said "you're the Brooklyn Brawler not fucking Ric Flair"

I whistled for a steel chair and when it came near
the neanderthal troll was quaking with fear
If anything I could say that this n00b was playing fair
But I thought nah, forget it, I don't fucking care!

I LOL'd at a decibel level at seven or eight
And I yelled to the jobber "Yo, you're not Heath Slater!"
Looked at the post count I was finally there
To sit on my throne so jabronis beware
You should all sit up and take notice!!!

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Re: Can't we just all get along?

this is then end , that ain't no lie
your time in rants, has offically died

the time has come, its over now
its time to put this forum back on the map, somehow

hahah i know its brutal rhyme.

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Re: Can't we just all get along?

Is wrestling in real life
Is it just fantasy
Caught in geek's mind
No escape to reality

Open your eyes, this is WWE
Vince is just a rich guy, he pays bills like you and me
Wrestlers often come, often go
Some are highs, some are lows
Any gimmick they suggest doesn't really matter to me

Mama, I jobbed to a man
Dropped me right on my head
My career's already dead
Mama, wrestling's lots of fun
But now I've gone into a stint where they think I'm gay
Angle, oooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not the champion this time tomorrow
Wrestling goes on as if storylines really mattered

Too late, my time has come
I botched a move on my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye Mister Vinny, I've got to go
Kane may be a murderer, he has to tell the truth
Mama, ooh, why did Katie Vick have to die
I sometimes wish wrestling never existed at all

I see the World Championship is on RAW
Triple H, Triple H, will you wrestle Kurt Angle
Thunderbolt and lightning, Undertaker's frightening to me
Palumbo, Stamboli, Nunzio figaro, magnifico
Shawn's just a sexy boy, all the ladies love him
Kane is a burned boy with a dead family
Hell in a Cell is a monstrocity

Gimmicks come, gimmicks go
Will you let me go
Mordecai, no, he will not let you go
Let me go, no, we will not let you go
Let me go, no, we will not let you go
At least let me job, okay methinks we'll let you job
Ahhh, no no no no no

Brama bulla, brama bulla
Brama bulla, let me go
Vinny Mac has got a stint put aside for me

So Randy thinks he can hit Foley and spit in his eye
So Kane can love Katie and screw her when she dies
Oh baby, I think wrestling's going crazy
Just gotta love it, SmackDown's coming to an arena near you

Rikishi's getting fatter
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters in WWE

Why won't you come to our shows

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Re: Can't we just all get along?

Cloverleaf in the lead so far, goddamn. The challenge has been set!

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Re: Can't we just all get along?

(To the tune of 'Yesterday')...

Brodus Clay
His return had seemed so far away
Now it looks as though he's turned real gay
I can't believe it, Brodus Clay

AJ Lee, she's only half the size of you and me.
But she makes most people do a sex wee.
Oh, AJ Lee, fall out of a tree.

Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say.
I posted something wrong, now I long for Bully Ray.

Triple H, Lemmy says it's time to play the game.
Now he taps to Brock and cries in shame.
Oh, I believe in Triple H.

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