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post #31 of 216 (permalink) Old 09-09-2012, 11:40 PM
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I lost my virginity at 15 to a fat chick. I'm talking real fat, I was maybe 120 pounds, she had to be a good 300. I felt it was a waste. Main reason why I now refuse sex with fat bitches. I be getting tired.
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post #32 of 216 (permalink) Old 09-09-2012, 11:43 PM
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I don't thank people who steal jokes off the internet.
I don't steal, I kill and deal.

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post #33 of 216 (permalink) Old 09-09-2012, 11:47 PM
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i thought you left rants


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He had a green bar the other day, and seeing that he has red now, I'll say he came back recently.

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post #35 of 216 (permalink) Old 09-09-2012, 11:52 PM
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Thought wrong, bitch.


I just wasn't as active on the forum, been busy "bussin juugs".
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post #36 of 216 (permalink) Old 09-10-2012, 12:20 AM
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I lost my virginity at 15 to a fat chick. I'm talking real fat, I was maybe 120 pounds, she had to be a good 300. I felt it was a waste. Main reason why I now refuse sex with fat bitches. I be getting tired.
It scarred you for life.

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whats with the dildo pics


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post #38 of 216 (permalink) Old 09-10-2012, 12:35 AM
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It scarred you for life.
Well, as a 15 year old, having never had sex or seen a vagina in person, seeing, touching and fucking a fat girl was totally not worth it.

If I could go back, I wouldn't have did it, seeing as how I never fucked a fat girl since then. Could have waited and at least got a less sizable female. Not to brag but I've knocked down a few bad bitches, not dimes but an average of about 7.
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whats with the dildo pics
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