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This morning I just got done washing my car and I was in the process of waxing and polishing it, when a flock of pure fucking annoyance flys over and bombs my car with as much shit as possible.I was so fucking pissed and I wish I had my bb gun so I can shoot the little bitches.You might say I am over reacting but this happens all the time to me and others I know after cleaning their cars.It's like they are deliberately targeting our cars.In fact I never see them drop their feces on the ground.Also it's not just the seagulls who does this, it's pretty much all birds.Also what pisses me off is that sometimes I would be walking thru a parking lot and all the sudden I see a flock of gesse flying above me and then one decides my shoulder makes a good target and drops a huge wet one on me.

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Was going to put this in Gaming Discussion, but seems somewhat more appropriate here.

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Re: I fucking hate seagulls and all birds in general.

They're assholes to be honest:




But OP, you don't need to accept their shit:



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You should be happy, when a bird shits on you, it's good luck.

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If bird shit gives you good luck then I am rich.


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