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Started out with the same uneasiness, no way I was going to jam Krull the Conqueror into the Pit of Doom but women can be pretty damn persistent.

So this genius shifts during a spooning exercise to get me off the Yellow Brick Road & instead detoured me down Skid Row. No lube, no warning, full thrust. A once lovely evening ended with me in the waiting room of the local Urgent Care trying not to look at anyone while she explained just why she was bleeding from her anus. Loudly.

Never again.
Wait, what? Are you saying you accidentally stuck your cock into your girlfriend's ass? Or she raped you with her ass? I'm confused.


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Wait, what? Are you saying you accidentally stuck your cock into your girlfriend's ass? Or she raped you with her ass? I'm confused.
Wow....since you put it like that, I guess I was molested.

We'd literally argued about it & I just wasn't interested, some shit just doesn't grab me. Just because it's there doesn't mean you should try it. We actually stayed together 2 years after that incident though.



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He's claiming his girl shifted position while spooning so he ended up penetrating her anal cavity. Sounds plausible but I have my doubts.

edit: Oh, beat me to it. If you'd like someone to talk to, here's a rape victim hotline: 1-800-656-HOPE


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So what happened after that?


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So what happened after that?
She was told to keep it clean, considering the area I don't know how that was ever supposed to be possible. It was actually a tear. She actually spent a week going straight to the shower any time she had a bowel movement instead of attempting to wipe.

Not a pleasant woman to live with for a while there, which is fucked up considering it wasn't even my fault. Even after we broke up, I've never apologized for it.



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K I didn't really need to hear about her shit showers I was more interested in where a relationship could even go from there.


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K I didn't really need to hear about her shit showers I was more interested in where a relationship could even go from there.
Hey! There's no fast forwarding through that shit, this thread unearthed some bad memories & now I've shared them with you. My pain is lessened.

As to the relationship, dude if you're living with a chick, it's beyond breaking up over a little miscommunication/exploration. Yeah we were both pissed for a while, but you get over it if the relationship's worth a damn.

We were back to watching Big Brother & Supernatural on our days off inside a month. Ride or die baby.



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I'm into acting anal toward the female sex.

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As to the relationship, dude if you're living with a chick, it's beyond breaking up over a little miscommunication/exploration. Yeah we were both pissed for a while, but you get over it if the relationship's worth a damn.

We were back to watching Big Brother & Supernatural on our days off inside a month. Ride or die baby.
Well I lived with a woman for 3 years but I can't say our relationship was ever tested by a case of anal tearing.

I'm still not sure how that accidentally happens by the way. Then again I'm like a foot taller than my ex so we didn't line up all that well anyway.


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Well I lived with a woman for 3 years but I can't say our relationship was ever tested by a case of anal tearing.

I'm still not sure how that accidentally happens by the way. Then again I'm like a foot taller than my ex so we didn't line up all that well anyway.
lol, it's a similar situation. I'm 6'3, Alisha was 5'7, but if you've got the experience, spooning solves all, just lets you brace with your legs if you're near the wall.

Anyway, in a thread about anal sex, this is still managing to cross the barrier into the weird zone. Suffice it to say you don't want to test it with anal tearing but I'm sure if she's worth a damn & can put up with ya, you'd be fine as well.



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