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post #1 of 41 (permalink) Old 06-13-2012, 04:09 PM Thread Starter
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PAMTIM

Please allow me to introduce myself...
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been spanking asses a long, long year
Spanked many a man's soul to waste

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his spanking of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Spanked his ass and sealed his fate

Pleased to spank you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game???????

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a spank
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia spanked in vain

I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they spanked
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Who spanked the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(Woo woo, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid spanks for all you troubadours
Who get spanked before they reached Bombay
(Woo woo, who who)

Pleased to spank you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(Who who, who who)

Pleased to spank you
Hope you guessed my name!

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post #2 of 41 (permalink) Old 06-13-2012, 04:26 PM
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I am not impressed by your performance.
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post #3 of 41 (permalink) Old 06-13-2012, 08:22 PM
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Possibly the worst gimmick I've ever seen on this forum.

I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked

I did laugh at this just because it makes no sense at all, at least some of the rest did. I feel like a cunt for laughing at it though.

Fuck you for ruining a great song you prick!
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Possibly the worst gimmick I've ever seen on this forum.

I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked

I did laugh at this just because it makes no sense at all, at least some of the rest did. I feel like a cunt for laughing at it though.

Fuck you for ruining a great song you prick!
You laughed because you sympathized with the devil! And it will make sense in due time. The spanking will all make sense in due time.
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post #5 of 41 (permalink) Old 06-13-2012, 08:31 PM
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Sta pamtis?

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post #6 of 41 (permalink) Old 06-13-2012, 08:37 PM
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I SMOKED A BOX OF BLUNTS FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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WHOOPINS AND N-BOMBS

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awful rants debut.

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Re: PAMTIM

Thanks for the rep, but, lol, Spankman Jack?

WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE???

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I am not impressed by your performance.
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