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weirdest dream ever

Some weird shit went down in my dreams last night.

First of all, I was some kind of organizer of a card game, and I just did the world championships and was in the process of getting the results. The computer broke, so I called someone to come over and fix it ASAP. Before that could happen, a riot broke out, and somehow it came to my knowledge that this game’s player base mostly consisted of WF members and wrestlers.

The loudest complainer was really pissed, called me names and was very self righteous, the crowd was behind him and I felt in my guts that it’s Tyrion Lannister – I was about to throw a chair in his face, but the crowd’s response to me announcing it was him was a loud ovation, and as I found out, it was his birthday, and everyone started chanting „LANNISTER! LANNISTER!”. Just then I realized that he’s actually Mr. Kennedy or Anderson or whatever the fuck you want to call him, and I marked out.

People were slowly getting bored of waiting, and coerced me into a wrestling contest with Mark Henry, but I was too strong for him (when I stood my ground, he couldn’t even move me), so he challenged me to a card-eating contest, which he promptly won, then gave me a bear hug.

After that, I figured – what the heck, I could put on a show for these fuckers – just then, the door opened, and Rudolph the reindeer came in and started giving birth to all the divas, who were miraculously willing to give blowjobs and have sex with everyone. I ended up with Trish, who revealed that she’s also on the forums under the nickname LadyCroft

Suddenly a reverse vacuum or some shit (wormhole, I guess) threw two people through the window into the venue, they fixed the computer, and we got the results – Evolution was third, Tyrion got second place and somehow, I won – when I announced it, all the divas turned into werewolves and started maiming everyone – that’s when I woke up, next to my crush (after 1,5 years... FINALLY).

Lesson of the story : I will never, in my life, EVER drink cinnamon-absinthe again.

p.s.: All this happened in about six hours, and for some reason, I remember my dream crystal clearly.

"Grab that fuckin business, that company by the throat, say - Hey motherfucker, I want a push!"

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Re: weirdest dream ever

You think that's crazy- I dreamed about marrying a Muslim girl, opening a shop only for her brother and father to try and claim the shop off us after its initial opening success, and when they finally got control of the shop, it blew up and they died!
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I am repulsed by every single dream I've ever had. Everything I do while awake is pretty boss though, so I guess that's all that matters.


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I only dream a few times a year, it's very odd.
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Nah, people dream every night. They just don't remember it at all sometimes.

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Nah, people dream every night. They just don't remember it at all sometimes.
tbh, I think he meant he doesn't get enough sleep. I was going to make some witty comment saying he is probably dead the majority of the year, but decided ah F it.


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Dreams are supposed to contain lessons that we need to learn in life.

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tbh, I think he meant he doesn't get enough sleep. I was going to make some witty comment saying he is probably dead the majority of the year, but decided ah F it.
I think he sleeps more than a few nights a year.

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tbh, I think he meant he doesn't get enough sleep. I was going to make some witty comment saying he is probably dead the majority of the year, but decided ah F it.
I sleep usually once every 3 days, so you're right. I can't stand it but it's just how I am. Probably dead? Why? Because of weed? That's the only thing I can think of for that one.
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I sleep usually once every 3 days, so you're right. I can't stand it but it's just how I am. Probably dead? Why? Because of weed? That's the only thing I can think of for that one.
Nah, someone told me, if you ain't dreaming then you must be dead, nothing to do with weed or anything. Weirdest dream I ever had was when bugs took over the world, man, that one was epic, opened my McDonalds meal and bugs were all over it. The dream ended with my Cousin and brother driving me down the street while watching the bugs destroy everything in sight.


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