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Modern day parody "movies"

I'll keep this fucking rant short, cuz I really only have few but harsh words to say about the fucking idiot hollywood basturds that are making these godawful fucknuts.
"Epic Movie" and "Disaster Movie" are 2 of the worst, most unfunny pieces of donkey shit I have ever seen in my fucken life. I just want to find the people making these unfunny pieces of shit and kill them one by one. Whoever finds them funny deserve bad things. I haven't seen many besides those 2 unholy fuckbags but they are all the same. These modern day "parodies" follow the same, unfunny path - They are just fucking making a series of sketches not a goddamn movie. I'm not gonna dive into how unfunny each and every one of those sketches is. These abominations cannot be called movies, they are sketches!!!
Wanna know what a parody is? Check out Leslie Nielsen's movies. I know a lot of people who think those movies suck but that's not what I mean. His movies are fucking movies. The movies have a fucking story, unlike the modern day shit. They have characters. The movies were not just some random, unfunny sketches thrown together and for that Nielsen deserves credit, he made parodies look like real movies. Nielsen is god.
I'm just so sick of these stupid PIECE OF SHIT FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING ASSS MOVIES!!!!!!!!! Argh! STOP FUCKING MAKING THEME STUPID HOLLYWOOD ....S! THEY ARE ALL THE SAME! IF YOU FIND THAT SHIT FUNNY, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE A JOB AS A WRITER OR A FUCKEN DIRECTOR. I guess this rant wasn't as short as I thought it would be but fuck it, it got teh anger out of me.
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post #2 of 65 (permalink) Old 11-27-2010, 01:39 PM
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Re: Modern day parody "movies"

Well you have a point, anyone who saw meet the Spartans will agree with this thread.
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Re: Modern day parody "movies"

That shit tooo
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Re: Modern day parody "movies"

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Well you have a point, anyone who saw meet the Spartans will agree with this thread.
I saw 5 seconds of the trailer and knew it was going to be shit, so I didn't see it.

People who complain about seeing these movies should have known what they were going to get based on seeing the trailer/teaser/commercials.

The best thing anybody can do is just not see them. If the movies do poorly, then studios won't want them to make more.
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don't think I paied for these shitty movies lol. I saw them on TV 1000 for free. I just can't imagine how anyone can find this shit funny. Why didn't one of the writers just say "This shit ain't funny, let's cut the movie"?
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The people who make this crap don't care if it's good or not. They only care if it makes money.

Now how it makes money and why people think these movies are funny is simple. People are fucking morons.

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Honestly, I'm a fan of the Scary Movie franchise, but anything beyond that is just god awful trash. I tried to watch Stan Helsing while eating some ice cream, and within 10 minutes started to contemplate how much it would hurt to try and carve a tunnel through my ear to my brain with the spoon rather than watch that abortion of a movie. You couldn't pay me enough to subject myself to the cinematographic shitstains like Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and whatever else Hollywood's rectum is going to squirt out.

Phew. I'm mad.



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Re: Modern day parody "movies"

I forgot to talk about Scary Movie. The first one is a good movie and like Nielsen's movies, it has its own story not stupid ass sketches. The others aren't that great but they are not just sketches either
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I like the whole set, and I actually think 3 and 4 are my favourites. Just seems like that was a one-shot deal really, because every other parody movie now being made fucking sucks the life out of anybody who watches it. Like a Dementor.




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Was it Sephiroth who saw 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It'? The film title alone means I'm never going to watch it, however many times they want to re-incarnate me. I just checked the wiki entry and it says "Overall, this movie received moderately positive reviews and was said by some critics to be one of the funniest spoof films in recent years." If that doesn't show the state of how bad parody/spoof films are, I don't know what does.

There's a film called 'Another Gay Movie', and a sequel called "Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!". A third installment "Another Gay Movie: Strikes Again! Gays In Space" is apparently in production. I shit you not. Unbelievable.

Just stick the Naked Gun trilogy on repeat and I'm happy.
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