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post #1 of 33 (permalink) Old 10-21-2003, 05:26 AM Thread Starter
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I need advice.

Ok, I've sorta got a problem. My girlfriend likes her mans penis to be 7 inches, but mine isn't 7. And I don't wanna disappoint her. Why I'm worried is because this weekend coming up we're getting together, and it might be "the night". And she's told me when we were just friends that she likes her men to be 7 inches. Thing is, mine's 8. What should I do?


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post #2 of 33 (permalink) Old 10-21-2003, 05:28 AM
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You need to cut a section of it out. Do it at the base and re-attach it - don't cut the top off or you might bleed to death within 16 days.

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post #3 of 33 (permalink) Old 10-21-2003, 05:32 AM Thread Starter
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I tried what you said, and I really need to know something else.....uh....how much blood can the human body lose before it shuts down for good? PLZ REPLY ITS URGENT.


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You have around eight pints of blood in your body. You don't want to lose much of that, as it's not an awful lot. May I suggest superglue or something, just to tide you over?

Another solution would be to cut a major blood vessel, such as in the neck or wrist, but that might cause more problems in the long (or short) run.

I'm no expert, just offering advice. A doctor may well be you best bet now.

Or Jerry Springer.


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Dude, I like them eight inches. Come to mah house.
 
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post #8 of 33 (permalink) Old 10-21-2003, 08:16 PM
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Just try to figure out how Bruce Willis got so famous and maybe you can keep it down to seven inches.
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Let Jake hold it in his mouth until the swelling goes down.
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Beercan's sounds best.


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