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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 08-02-2004, 05:58 AM Thread Starter
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Unhappy video games have ruined the line between reality and fantasy in my life

so i was outside my work the other night at a show with some friends, we were outside tail gating on his van with beers, throwing the empties at a store infront of us. All of a sudden i got this idea thinking it would awesome to take a bag of ice and smash it against a window. Not a normal window, these are thoe 3mm coated windows to withstand bullets and axes, so i smash this bag against a window, on the third time i set off the store alarm, so all my friends run like hell, i get the idea and decideto run as well. Here is where video games have fucked me over, for some reason i -BELIEVED- i could double jump. I run towards this little fence which i could walked over, but nooooooooo i have to make everything look cool and awesome. I do a little hop, honestly waiting for me to hit the peak of this jump before i do another one, i kick my legs out and NOTHING NOT A GOD DAMN FUCKING THING i land 2 steps infront of the fence, trip run into it, and flip over my left shoe goes flying and lands ontop of the roof i just set the alarm off to. I get up broken beer bottle in hand (note, i didnt realize it was broken.... yet) so i get up and see a few cars in this adjacent parking lot. AGAIN i thought i could double jump again, but this time was much worse. I actually did a good jump, tried to do it again in mid air, nothing, i land ontop of the car knee smashes front window, i slide off and take off the rear view mirror with my shoe less foot. i notice my beer was broken so smash it against the car i just messed up. Realizing what i had done, i started tp kick and punch the car, thinking if i do enough "damage" to it, it will blow up and it will respawn. Logic kicks in i run to the train station, meet up with my friends, train comes they get in, i dont, thinking, there are secret agents on the train. So i go the end of it and jump on the bumper at the end, thinking i would fool those secret agents. the train started moving and for some reason i was shocked by this, like "why the fuck is it moving?!!?" i tried to get off, but i couldnt, then it did a little jolt that made my fall over into a ditch, which was loaded with nice fluffy grass. knowing i missed my train, i decided to run to my friends house, luckily she was having a party and it was still going, so i go into her room, change clothes, hoping the police wouldn't recognize me in hawaii flower shirts and shorts. She gets pissed off and drives me home. At this point i thought we were on a boat, so i roll down the window in this boat and start paddling, we pick up speed, thinking it had something to do with my amazing paddling skills, i paddled harder. Red light we come to a stop, i start crying because i think the boat which is a horse now, ran out of carrots and wouldnt run if it didnt get any, so i suggested we rob a grocery store for carrots so our horse could run. yeah, my friend took advantage of my drunken state and made me buy $50 worth of gas for her van

She drops me off, i was ABOUT to go through the front door when i remembered the secret agents were after me. So i decided to crawl up the side of my house like spiderman and go through my window. In reality i smashed the basement window and passed out on the sofa which i thought was a rejuvenation chamber.

So in the end, video games have ruined my life!

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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 08-02-2004, 06:24 AM
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Re: video games have ruined the line between reality and fantasy in my life

*is speechless*

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Re: video games have ruined the line between reality and fantasy in my life

Damn video games...

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Re: video games have ruined the line between reality and fantasy in my life

Sounds like an interesting day though...
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lol, that's so fucking awsome. I wish my days where like that, lol.
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video games have ruined the line between reality and fantasy in my life
Substance abuse has*

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Re: video games have ruined the line between reality and fantasy in my life

sounds like your a complete dumbass thinking u could double jump, i just use my jetpack
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aaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahah, that is one of the funniest things i have read in a long fucking time! It sounds like a great night, i do like the double jump theory.

Great post.

I dont think that being drunk had anytihng to do with it? do you? no not atall it was the video games, pssh, next time you go to get drunk dont do drugs before hand.
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Re: video games have ruined the line between reality and fantasy in my life

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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Stupid, but funny as hell.
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