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EPW'S FIRST EVER PAY PER VIEW: STILL BARELY LEGAL PREVIEW
EPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson (C) VS "The Antichrist of Professional Wrestling" Jeff Hardy
Bryan Danielson is a very proud champion, and Extreme Professional Wrestling has been proud to have him as a champion, and why wouldn't we be? Danielson has put on some of the best matches in EPW's history! He is one of the best wrestlers in the world, and is possibly the most honorable champion in EPW history. But on Sunday, he will face a man who has no honor and no respect for the rules! Jeff Hardy has made a huge impact as of late and, while his victories may not have been fair, he has been racking up the wins, earning the right to headline EPW's first pay per view ever! After being savagely assaulted by Hardy this past week, though, some will have to question Danielson's condition going into this match, so The question is this; Will Jeff Hardy's cheating ways be enough to win him the EPW World Heavyweight title, or will Bryan Danielson prevail?
"The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam VS "The Franchise" Shane Douglas
Shane Douglas shocked the world by returning to professional wrestling on EPW's debut on HBO, sending the fans into a frenzy, but he quickly became the most hated man in Extreme Pro Wrestling when he turned on his partner that night, Rob Van Dam. "The Franchise" had good reason to be frustrated at the wrestling world, but he might have picked the wrong person to vent his frustrations on, as Rob Van Dam instantly retaliated! Since then, these men have been looking to tear each other's throats out, and they will finally get the chance to do so, AND, due to a stipulation a few weeks back, it will be in a Hardcore Match. Will Van Dam get his revenge? Will "The Franchise" prove that he is still just that- A Franchise? We will find out on Sunday, in possibly the most violent match in EPW history!
Maven Huffman VS Zach Ryder
Zach Ryder was on the fast track to the International Championship. He was undefeated for almost three months, picking up victory after victory over some of EPW's biggest names, but that came to a screeching halt after EPW's debut on HBO, when Maven Huffman beat the "Long Island Iced Z" fair and square. Thus, a frustrated Ryder assaulted Maven, putting him on the shelf for a month! Needless to say, when Maven made his return, he was pissed, and looking to get even! Which brings us to this Sunday! Will Maven get his revenge, or will Zach Ryder put himself back on the fast track to the EPW International Title?
This Sunday, it's all on the line! Every single title will be on the line. Pride will be on the line. There will be blood. There will be sweat. There will be tears. This Sunday, EPW rockets it's way to Pay Per View! This Sunday, EPW will prove that it is the best wrestling promotion in the world! This Sunday, it's STILL BARELY LEGAL!!!
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The roof is not my child, but I will raise it!