I see shit has developed somewhat since I last checked this thread. Even though using someone's girlfriend just to get at a dude is pretty lame.
Originally Posted by Vintage™
Blonde hair, blue eyes, maybe some kind of German ancestry if possible, but that last one is flexible.
As long as your finishing maneuver isn't the "Final Solution," you should be fine.
A tall well built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please read only lines 1, 3 and 5.