Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: UWEF(United Wrestling Entertainment Federation) Horizon
JR: We're back on UWEF Horizon.......
(We see a transparent globe with the UWEF and the PSP logo zooming in and there is fire that turns into the word "WARMING" and then wind comes in to make the word "GLOBAL")
JR:.....UWEF & PSP presents Global Warming, live from St. Louis, Missouri, exculsively on Pay Per View.
King: What sucks more is that Triple H has to defend the UWEF Heavyweight Championship title against the winner of the Royal Rumble in a Three Stages of Hell match.
(Simon Dean's music plays)
Finkel: This match is the Royal Rumble match to face the UWEF Heavyweight Champion at UWEF Global Warming in a Three Stages of Hell match. Coming to the ring, he is the #1 entry of the Rumble, Simon Dean
(Crowd boos to Simon lightly)
JR: Well, here are the rules to the rumble....
(They show a purple horizon background with the rules in white text)
JR: 1. You must either pin you opponent or throw them over the top rope.
2. It will be a new superstar every 90 seconds.
3. Then the last two men left standing will be turned into a regular match with the only way winning is a pinfall.
(Rhyno's music plays and the crowd gives a light pop)
Finkel: From Detroit, Michigan, he is Rhyno!
MAIN EVENT: 15 Men Royal Rumble: The winner meets Triple H for the UWEF Heavyweight title at Global Warning in a Three Stages of Hell match
(The bell rings as Rhyno starts to beat the crud off of Simon. Rhyno does a big boot and Simon is down. Rhyno does some chops untill Dean pokes Rhyno's eyes. Simon does a Belly to Belly Suplex on Rhyno. Dean tries to lift Rhyno over the rope but Rhyno's strenght denies it as Simon keep on hitting Rhyno. Simon Irish whips Rhyno but Rhyno reverses it with a GORE to Simon Dean. The crowd matks out and chant "ECW". Rhyno tries to make Dean go over but SImon tries not to. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and Chris Masters music plays)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, he is Chris Masters!
(Chris Masters enters the ring and he cheap shots Rhyno from behind. Rhyno chops Masters but Masters with a Hammer punch and Rhyno is down. Simon from behind does a German suplex to Masters and Simon is in control. Simon Irish whips Rhyno to do a dropkick on him. Masters does a massive clothesline from behind. Masters then does a Fallaway slam on Simon. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and Kurt Angle's music plays)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, he is Kurt Angle!
(Angle comes and he clotheslines Masters. Simon gets back still dizzy from Master's Fallaway slam and Angle does an Angle slam on Simon. Rhyno DDTs Angle. Rhyno gets ready for another gore. Angle is up and Rhyno runs up to Angle but Angle moves away and Rhyno hits the turnbuckle. Rhyno is dizzy and Angle from behnd does an Angle Slam on Rhyno. Angle takes down his straps and he does an Angle Lock on Rhyno and Rhyno taps out but Angle realizes that you can't eliminate by submission. Angle then moves onto Simon ad Masters hits Angle from behind. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,. The buzzer sounds and Ron Killings TNA song plays)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, he is Ron "The Truth" Killings!
(Truth does a Standing Spinning kick on Angle and he then does a whirlwind clothesline on Simon Dean. Truth sees Masters with his head down trying to get up and does a scissors kick. Truth pins Master. 1, 2, 3!)
Finkel: Chris Masters has been eliminated!
(Master is pissed and he doesn't cooperate with the refs. Angle tries to do the Angle Slam but Truth reverses it and does a back sidekick knocking our Angle. Simon does a neckbreaker and doesn't know Rhyno is about to gore Simon. Rhyno nails the gore. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Coach's song plays.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, Johnathan Coachman!
(The Coach tries to do a cheap shot on Rhyno but Rhyno looks back at Coach and he begs mercy. Simon from behind lowblowed Rhyno and threw him out of the ring over the top rope.)
Finkel: Rhyno has been eliminated!
(Rhyno looks back at Dean as Dean laughs at Rhyno. Dean gets an Angle Slam from Angle. Coach does a DDT surprising a lot of fans from the crowd. The Truth from behind came and he did a sidekick and the Coach fell back to the ropes, close to the top rope edge. The Truth does a clothesline but Coach lifts him up but Truth lands on the Edge of the outside. The Truth does a punch on Coach and hits him to the turnbuckle. The Truth gets back into the ring. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Hurricane's music plays)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, the Hurricane!
(Hurricane does a clothesline. Simon does a backdrop to Helms (Hurricane) but Helms does reverse it and dropkicks him down. Angle from behind hits him down with a Hammer punch in the back. Truth does another standing spinning kick on Angle. Coach does another cheap shot on Truth. The Truth knocks him down with a backhand punch. Angle then does an Angle Slam on the Truth and then he throws out Truth.)
Finkel: Ron "the Truth" Killings has been eliminated!
(Truth leaves and goes backstage as Simon and Helms team up on Anle and do a dropkick on Angle. Coach is just hiding from the turnbuckles as he watches Hurricane do a hurricarana on Angle. Simon from behind does a German suplex to Helms. Simon is taunting the crowd getting heat from them. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and the Canadian Connection song plays)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, accompanied by Trish Stratus, Edge!
(Edge walks down there and he goes in the ring. He then, quickly, hits Hurricane with a spear. Edge pins the Hurricane and the Hurricane is eliminated.)
Finkel: The Hurricane has been eliminated!
(Edge then works on Simon Dean and stomps him down on the ground. Angle does a backdrop from behind to Edge. The Coach then stomps Simon Dean but Dean with a Belly to Belly press on Coach. Dean then elbow sweeps Angle's leg. Simon tries to do an ankle lock on his own but Angle easily reverses it and gets up. Angle gives Simon Dean a violent German suplex. Edge does an Edgeucution to Angle and pins him but Angle kicks out. The Coach hits Edge from behind. The Coach tries to Irish whip himself but Trish holds Coach's legs but Coach is still standing. Coach turns back and exchanges words with Trish. Edge from behind gets ready for a spear to Coach and Edge got it. Edge throws Coach over the top rope.)
Finkel: Johnathan Coachman has been eliminated!
(Angle tries a German but Edge reverses and does a German of his own. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and Shelton Bejamin's music plays.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, Shelton Benjamin!
(Shelton does a spinning kick to Angle. Then he Irish whips himself to do a flying clothesline to Edge. Simon Dean hold Shelton's leg when Shelton tries to do a flip kick but Shelton does a Reverse Flying Kick on Dean's head. Angle beats down Shelton and tries an Angle Slam but Benjamin reverses it with a sidekick. JR comments that Simon Dean has been there the longest so far. Edge does a clothesline to Shelton and an Elbow drop to him. Trish smiles as she likes it. Edge then does an Armbar on Shelton while Angle and Simon fight with Simon doing a neckbreaker. All of a sudden, Simon tries an Angle Slam but Angle reverses it and Angle does an Angle Slam to Simon from the ring to the outside of it!)
Finkel: Simon Dean has been eliminated!
(Angle smiles as he goes back and teams with Edge beating down Shelton. Shelton fight back doing a Foot Dropkick to both of them. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and Gene Snitsky's music plays.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, Gene Snitsky!
(Snitsky comes into the ring and he big boots Benjamin out of him. Edge and Angle team up and hit Snitsky all the way down but with his strength, Snitsky pushed them out and did a clothesline to Angle but Edge backdrops Snitsky. Trish then gets on the edge of the ropes and taunts Benjamin. Shelton takes Trish by the hair but Edge runs to Shelton, but with knowing, Benjamin ducks and Edge accidently hits Trish and Trish is send flying to the edge of the announcer's table. Edge puts his hands on his hair saying it was an accident. Shelton does a dropkick to Edge from behind, eliminating Edge over the top rope.)
Finkel: Edge has been eliminated!
(Shelton looks back down to Edge and Trish and goes back fighting Angle and Gene. Edge is pissed and moves the steel steps. He gets a chair. Gene Irish whips Shelton and Edge nails Benjamin from behind the head. The crowd gives him huge heat and carries Trish backstage. Shelton is down. Angle then does a German on Gene Snitsky and Angle does his "Whoooooo" taunt getting heat from the crowd. He pins Snitsky and he is gone.)
Finkel: Gene Snitsky has been eliminated!
(Angle is still doing it untill 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and the fire pyro's go out and Kane's old music plays. Kane now has his mask back on.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, Kane!
(Angle stops his taunt and is scared as hell. Kane gets in and big boots Angle. Shelton is still out from Edge's chair shot. Kane follows Angle as he runs from Kane. Angle, blinding Kane, does a cheap shot and then clotheslines him. Angle then DDTs Kane but Kane rises up quickly. Shelton starts to get up but is still dizzy. Kane then gets on the turnbuckle and he does a clothesline to Shelton. Kane does his throat slashing taunt signaling a tombstone. He gets up Shelton and puts him in tombstone position but Angle with a cheap back shot. Kane puts down Shelton and he uppercuts Angle. Angle gets back up but he gets another uppercut. Angle is getting dizzy and Kane puts his hand around Angle's neck and does a chokeslam. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and Chris Benot's song plays.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, Chris Benoit!
(Benoit comes in and he fight Angle with some massive chops to the chest. Benoit tries to Irish whip Angle but Angle does it To Benoit and tries to rush in but Benoit kicks him back. Angle runs to him again but Benoit moves making Angle hit his face on Turnbuckle. Benoit from behind does a straight German suplex. Shelton then does a deadly superkick to Benoit. Kane tries to backdrop Shelton but he lowblows the monster and does a flying backflip kick. Shelton then sees Angle getting up and he does an Exploder to him. Kane rises up but Shelton does an Irish whip low dropkick to Kane's face making him be put down. Benoit gets up but Shelton Irish whips him and does an Irish Whip Exploder. Shelton is on fire and the crowd is 100% behind him. He then tries to do an exploder to Kane but someone with a black mask and clothing from the crowd gets in the ring and has a nightstick. He nails Shelton with it. The masked man takes off his mask and it is revealed that it is Randy Orton. The crowd are booing heavily for that and Shelton gets up weakly but Orton does and RKO on Shelton knocking him down. Orton then does his "masterpiece" pose on Shelton. He leaves the ring with security coming. Kane picks up Shelton and throws him out of the ring.)
Finkel: Shelton Benjamin has been eliminated!
(Randy Orton smiles from the ramp seeing Shelton KO'd on the floor. Back to the action, JR comments that Kurt Angle has been here the longest now. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and Slyvian Grenier's music plays, a remixed version of La Redsistance by Drowning Pool.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, Slyvian Grenier!
(Grenier comes in and does punches to Kane but Kane stand there stiff. Benoit and Angle are behind Grenier. Grenier realizes that he is surrounded and he gets ganged by Angle, Benoit, and Kane. Kane then chokeslams Grenier. Benoit gets up Grenier and does three German suplexes on him. Angle get Grenier and does two Angle Slams on him. Angle throws out Grenier.)
Finkel: Slyvian Grenier has been eliminated!
(Benoit chops Angle and Angle chops back. Benoit does a snap mid stomp kick to Angle's guts. Benot Irish whip Benoit and Benoit does a Forklift slam to Angle. Kane from behind does a clothesline on Chris Benoit's head. Kane does a air raising taunt signaling a chokeslam. Benoit gets up and Kane has his hand on Benoit's neck but Benoit stomp kicks Kane's guts. He then quickly does a Crippler Crossface on Kane. Kane tries not to tap for 40 seconds but taps but you can't win by submission. Benoit releases it and gets up but Angle from behind does an Angle Slam. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and Chris Jericho's music plays. The crowd makes a massive pop and chants "Y2J". Chris Jericho comes out of the entrance and runs.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, Chris Jericho!
(The crowd pops for Y2J again. Jericho does a leg sweep on Benoit. He gets up and he clotheslines Angle. Jericho is pumped and he does a running Flashback move on Kane. Kane gets back up and Jericho is surprised. Jericho goes up the turnbuckle but Angle runs up to Jericho and does a Belly to Belly Suplex on him. Benoit stomps Angle on the gut and does a Snap suplex on Angle. Kane then chokeslams Benoit and Kane covers Benoit but Benoit surprisingly kick out. Kane his mad and he picks up Benoit for another chokeslam but Benoit fights back and he does some punches on Kane. Benoit then does a Belly to Belly on Kane. While Angle does another Belly to Belly on Jericho and Jericho is aching. Angle gets ready for the Ankle lock but Benoit does a reverse suplex on Angle. Kane tries to do a backdrop but Benoit hits Kane from the back. Jericho gets up and punchs Kane. Benoit and Angle team and get Kane off the ring but Kane is standing from the edge of the ring. Jericho gets on the turnbuckle and dropkicks Kane out of the edge of the ring.)
Finkel: Kane has been eliminated!
(Jericho then does a running engurzi on Benoit. Angle waits for Jericho to get up and does an Angle slam the rumbles the ring. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The buzzer sounds and The Canadian Connection music plays again only Christian comes out with Lance Storm.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, accompanied by Lance Storm, Christian!
(JR comments Christian being the last entry to the 15 Men Royal Rumble. Christian comes in and starts on Benoit, stomping him down on The corner of the turnbuckle. Jericho and Angle are sluggin each other but Angle with a powerful clothesline. Angle does another "Whoooo" chant. Angle goes to Benoit and and punches Benoit hard on the head. Christian and Angle team up and both give Benoit a mudhole stomping. Angle and Christian mover to Jericho while Lance Storm chokes out Benoit while the ref back him off of Benoit and Lance inncently back off. Angle and Christian Irish whip Y2J and are ready to clothesline him but Jericho ducks to Irish whip again and he does a spinning heel kick on both Angle and Christian. Jericho sees Angle get up and does his running bulldog. Jericho runs and does a lionsault on Angle and nails it. He covers Angle but Christian saves him. Benoit comes in and he chops Christian. He keeps chopping Christian untill he falls down. Benoit Irish whips himself but Lance Storm pulls down the top rope making Benoit fall over the rope.)
Finkel: Chris Benoit has been eliminated!
(Benoit is shocked and he sees Lance Storm and is about to go fight him but the refs block him out to do that and the crowd give heat to Storm and the refs and Benoit is forced back to his locker room and he does. Back to the Action, the final three are Jericho, Angle, and Christian. Christian does a lowblow on Angle and does his knee backbreaker. Christian then clotheslines Jericho. Lance Storm claps for Christian and the crowd boos for Storm and Christian. Christian then gives Jericho a Sharpshooter and he makes Jericho beg for mercy. Jericho is trying to stop and crawls to the closest rope but Christian drags him back far from it. Angle then hits Christian from behind and Christian is down. Angle tries an Ankle lock but Jericho reverses it but Angle goes over the rope but stays on the edge of it. Lance holds Angle's leg but Angle pushes him back. Jericho goes to the turnbuckle and does a dropkick to Angle and Angle falls to the announcer's table very hard as the crowd chants "holy sh**". The crowd cheers loudly for that. Now a ref is in the ring and it is now a singles match.)
Finkel: Kurt Angle has been eliminated!
POST MAIN EVENT: Christian /w Lance Storm vs. Chris Jericho
(Jericho chops Christian and he dropkicks Christian down. Lance Storm tries to get in but Jericho does a clothesline. Lance Storm is down and Jericho goes back to Christian but Christian stomps Jericho's guts and does his Unprettier. The crowd boo for that as he pins Jericho. 1, 2, no! Jericho kicks out and the crowd are cheering blissfully. Christian is starting to have a temper tantrum. He then gets out of the ring and gets a chair. He gets back in the ring and is about to hit the computer untill the ref takes it from Christian. Lance Storm has the Canadian flag and is about to hit Jericho but he ducks and Lance hits the ref instead. Jericho does a Flashback on Lance and he did a dropkick on Christian. All of a sudden, Edge comes out and gets in the ring and clotheslines Jericho. Edge goes to a corner of a turnbuckle and gets ready for a spear. Jericho is up and Edge runs for a spear but Jericho moves and Edge hits his head on the turnbuckle. Tomko comes out from the entrance and into the ring and starts to beat down Jericho untill Benoit comes out and fight Tomko. He the clotheslines Tomko outside of thering and Benoit and Tomko fight all the way to the crowd. Jericho turns around and Lance Storm does another sidekick knocking out Jericho. Lance Storm laughs untill HBK comes out and he comes into the ring and punches Lance Storm. He Irish whips Lance Storm and does a clothesline. Lance Storm gets up from the corner of the turnbuckle, turns around, and HBK nails Lance with a Sweet Chin Music. HBk wakes the ref. Jericho slowly gets up and Christian gets up. Jericho does another running bulldog on Christian. The corwd is behind Jericho 100% and does a loinsault. HBK wakes the ref and goes to the crowd. The ref sees Jericho pinning Christian. 1.....................................................2............................................. ................................3! The crowd gets up from their seats quickly and the crowd is going nuts in the Staples Center as Jericho's music is played.)
Finkel: The winner of this match and the Royal Rumble, Y2J, Chris Jericho!
JR: The crowd is going nuts for Jericho as he has done it. He's facing the Game one more time at Global Warming!
King: Oh, shut up! Lucky HBK was there. That is bull!
(Before Jericho can leave the ring, HHH comes out from behind and clotheslines Jericho from behind. Randy Orton and Batista from the ramp come down with Ric Flair. Evolutio is in the ring. Ric Flair does three lowblows in a row. Jericho leans down as Randy Orton does an RKO. Batista picks up Jericho and does a Batista bomb. Then Orton and Batista pick Jericho up and HHH says with the mic......)
HHH: You see this? You will never be the champ. You have three lives! It's about to become two!
(HHH drops the mic and kicks Jericho's guts and puts him in Pedigree position. He then nails Jericho with a thunderous Pedigree. Jericho is bleeding red on his face starting from the head as HHH does his signature pose on Jericho and the Evolution gang do their signature pose while the crowd boos for them. HHH picks up his mic and says.....)
HHH: Welcome to the arcade field where you play the game!
(HHH's music plays and he poses some more)
JR: Of all the low things he has done, he pretty much found a new one. That is sick!
King: That is how the game is played. At Global Warming, HHH will become the champ. I gurantee that!
JR: Well, Jericho meets HHH at Global Warming in a Three Stages of Hell match, and that's just too bad for HHH. Just too damn bad!
(At the bottom left corner, the UWEF logo with copyright credits fade in.)
JR: We'll see you all next week on Horizon from Phoenix, Arizona! Good night, everyone!
(The UWEF logo zooms in and fades out)
WELL, for a newcomer, what did you think? I worked really hard on this Royal Rumble match. Give some positives and negatives about the whole show and I will improve on the negatives. Thank you and I will give rep to people who give me more posititves than negatives. Thanks!