Re: Raven Ryder twitter update thread
i hate you? son, this is the internet. i don't care enough about what's going on here to hate any of you. stop taking things so damn seriously and just relax and join in.
but tell me, about Randy Orton, what do you like more: the shaft or the balls?
You got it twisted. He likes it when Orton takes a dump in his gym bag.
"I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?" - Stannis Baratheon