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Re: UWEF(United Wrestling Entertainment Federation) Horizon
JR: We're back and we are live at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. This episode of UWEF is brought to you by.....
(They show the logos each one)
JR:.......Snickers. Eat a Snickers and you could be famous.
King: Also by the new PSP system. You can play games, music, TV, and movies in there as well. Available in stores now.
JR: And by UWEF Magazine. This month's cover features Y2J and how he became what he is today. In stores April 12th.
(Triple H and Ric Flair are talking at the Evolution's locker room)
Triple H: That idiot! Jericho has the oddasity to come challenege me and Evolution? This is why I always beated him before, because he was superior like others.
Flair: Don't worry. You are the champion. The UWEF champion. The greatest wrestler alive. You know that! WOOOOOOO!
(In the background, you can hear "Woooooo" from the crowd)
HHH: I know but I will make sure he doesn't win the rumble tonight and I'll have the last laugh.
(We pan back to JR and King)
JR: Well, HHH is not happy from what happened earlier tonight.
King: He should be angry cause I guarantee you he won't make it out alive tonight.
(The ECW song plays and Heymen comes out)
Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, the General Manager of UWEF, Paul Heymen!
(The crowd boos normally as Paul ignores them)
JR: The GM of UWEF has said he had announcements for UWEF Golbal Warming. What does he have to say?
King: I think he's gonna say the Triple H won't defend his title there.
JR: What world do you live in?
(Paul grabs the mic and we hear "ECW" chants)
Heymen: Well, UWEF is gonna be changing as we head to Global Warming. So I decided I have a few announcements. Obviously, the winner of the Royal Rumble will face Triple H at Global Warming but I want to make a stipulation. The winner of the Rumble will face Triple H for the UWEF Heavyweight Title in a Three Stages of Hell match.
(The crowd gives huge pops)
Heymen: This is how it will go. The winner of the Rumble will pick the first stipulation. Then, Triple H will pick the second stipulation. After they pick their stipulations, I will decide a, if possible, thrid stipulation matching theirs.
(The crowd loves it and they pop for them.)
Heymen: My second announcement is that next week on Horizon, it will be Regal, Tagiri, and Eugene vs. The Axis Powers, Hassan, Dupree, and Daivari.
(The crowd has mixed reactions, but mostly soft booing)
Heymen: My final announcent is that we have a UWEF Heavyweight title, UWEF Tag Team titles, and UWEF International title. I will watch the Rumble tonight, and three people that can impress me, besides the winner of the Rumble, will be in a Triple Threat match for a new title which will be called the UWEF Ironman title.
(The crowd loves it but Evolution's instrumental music plays and Randy Orton comes out and the crowd are booing and chanting "Orton sucks")
JR: What the hell? What is Orton doing out here?
King: Don't matter. He is a limo riding jet flying son of a gun.
JR: Orton, at the WWE, was an Intercontinental champion for 7 months and beat the Undertaker, killing the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak.
King: What a night that was. He did it and shocked the world. That is a true legend killer.
(Orton takes his mic and the crowd chants "Orton Sucks". Orton smiles evilly and is about to speak.)
Orton: You know, Heymen, after what I did to the Undertaker and making him rest in peace here in this stupid low-rented arena......
(The crowd makes more heat as Orton laughs)
Orton:....I made myself a legend.
Orton: My accomplishments are endless: I was the youngest World Heavyweight champion, I was the WWE Intercontinental champion for 7 long months, I killed legends from RVD to Stone Cold, from the Rock to Mick Foley, from Jake Roberts to the Undertaker, I killed them all!
(Crowd makes louder booing)
Orton: Now, you gave Triple H the UWEF Heavyweight title. And with my accomplishments and all, I think it is only fair for me and Evolution if I get the UWEF Ironman title.
(Crowd gives massive boos and chants "U suck")
Heymen: Well, with those accomplishments, I think you should get the UWEF Ironman title.
(Crowd still giving massive boos)
Heymen: All right. Next week on Horizon, it's Randy Orton vs. the three men I pick from the Rumble.
(Orton is confused)
Orton: Wait, I don't think you understand what I meant. I just want the title, not fight for it.
Heymen: I'm not giving the title to you just because of that. You have to earn it like other from the WWE.
Orton: Well, Heymen, you were the owner of ECW, making yourself a legend. Since you are a legend, I think you should know your on a critical risk if I don't get that title!
(The crowd knows what's gonna happen and mixed reactions are made.)
Heymen: I said no and that's final It will be you vs. my three randomly picked men from the Rumble.
Orton: Fine, you asked for it, legend.
(Orton is about to do the RKO but Shelton Benjamin comes out and fights Orton as Heymen runs back to the backstage area. Shelton with massive chops. He Irish whips him for his Special Exploder but Orton pulls out and goes to the ramp as Shelton taunts him for more action. Randy Orton is pissed and says I'll be back. Shelton benjamin's music plays)
JR: Shelton saving Heymen from Orton's RKO. Wow, it's Orton vs. three other picked men from the Rumble for the UWEF Ironman title next week!
King: I think Orton should have gotten the title as he did all those accomplishments and Shelton hasn't done squat!
JR: He must earn it to win it!
King: Jeez, JR, when have you waiting to say that?
JR: On another note, HBK vs. Christian is tonight and so is the Rumble but up next, the UWEF International title is on the line as John Cena faces Maven up next on UWEF Horizon.
So, give me the positives and negatives. Thanks!
(John Cena's new song plays and the crowd is booing. The crowd boos even more when Cena wears a Kings
Finkel: This match is for one fall. Introducing first, he is the UWEF International champion, John
(Crowd boo at him)
JR: We're back from Los Angeles, California and Cena, the UWEF International champion is making fun
of the Lakers wearing a Kings jersey.
King: It's priceless!
(Cena grabs the mic)
Cena: YO! Hello, Lakers.
(Crowd boos knowing Cena's sarcasm. Cena gets ready for his rap)
Cena: I got to fight Maven and thinks he's a star
I'm gonna make him embarassed like Kareem Abdul- Jabar
(Crowd boos massively)
Cena: I'm so untouchable I'm richer than real pearls
Maven trying to be like Kobe, trying to rape some white girls
(Crowd is chanting "Cena sucks" and boo more loudly)
Cena: Kid you ain't gonna win cause I'm like bling bling
Me vs. You will be like the Lakers vs. The Sacramento Kings
(Cena is laughing while the fans are at abrupt and feel like socking Cena)
Cena: So don't start with me just cause I'll be rich
Maybe after this match, I'll let you be my-
(Crowd yells out the "word" and boo at Cena as Cena takes off his Kings jersey. Maven's new song, $1 million
dollar Tough Enough song, plays and Maven gets some pops from the crowd)
Finkel: And coming into the ring, he is-
MATCH TWO: Maven vs. John Cena for the UWEF International Chapionship title
(Before Finkel can finish, Cena attacks Maven. Cena goes for punches on Maven and stomps on Maven, violently.
Cena taunts the crowd. The crowd boo massively. Cena picks him up but Maven counters with chops on the chest.
Maven Irish whips Cena and does a neckbreaker. The crowd loves Cena getting beat down. Maven does an Elbow
drop on Cena. Cena is down and Maven goes to the turnbuckle. He does a spinning legdrop and got it. He pins
Cena but didn't get it. Maven get Cena up and does a neckbreaker again. Maven then gets Cena up and Irish whips
him but Cena with a jumping clothesline. Cena gets up Maven and he piledrivers him. Cena gets out of the ring and
he has the title. He is about to nail Maven with it but Maven dropkicks Cena and Cena knocks the ref from behind.
Maven then does his knee backbreaker special on Cena and pins Cena but the ref is down. Maven wakes up the ref
but no waking up. Cena then uses his chain, wraps it around his fist, and lowblows Maven. Cena gets up and he
does the FU, the dangerous one, to Maven on the International title. Cena throws his title outside and the ref
wakes up and Cena pins Maven and the ref counts solwly to make Cena the winner. The crowd boos as Cena's
song starts to play.)
JR: Damn it to hell!
King: I knew he could do it!
Finkel: The winner of the match and still the UWEF Heavyweight champion, John Cena!
JR: I'll be damned
King: Your just jealous cause he is the future. Admit it!
JR: Stop it!
(We see HBK, in the entrance attire, walking down from the backstage to the ring)
HBK, Shanw Michaels faces Christian with Tyson Tomko in the corner, next on UWEF Horizon!
Last edited by BIG E WINNING : 04-03-2005 at 08:09 PM.