Learning to break kayfabe
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Hazard, KY
Re: The Apple Pie presents WWE: The New Era!
*"Rip it Up" by Jet plays as the SummerSlam Pyro explodes*
Jerry Lawler: Hello, and welcome to SummerSlam 2010. LIVE from the Staples Center located in Los Angeles, California. Alongside me are Michael Cole and Matt Striker.
Michael Cole: Thanks King. What a show we have scheduled for tonight. The WWE Champion, Sheamus defends his title against "The Viper" Randy Orton. The Usos will face off against The Hart Dynasty in a Last Chance Unified Tag Team Title Match. Also, the United States Championship will be on the line as the Champion, Ted DiBiase Jr. wrestles Evan Bourne and R-Truth.
Matt Striker: And on the SmackDown side of things, World Heavyweight gold is on the line as Edge goes 1-on-1 against the champion, CM Punk. If Straight Edge interferes, CM Punk will have his title vacated and be suspended for 3 months. Also, Drew McIntyre will face off against Kofi Kingston, in an Intercontinental Championship match. The World Tag Team titles are on the line also as the S.E.S challenges ShoMiz for the United Tag Team Championship. And Kelly Kelly defends her Women’s title against Serena.
*”Evan From Heaven” plays as Evan Bourne comes out and receives a huge pop as he walks into the ring. “What’s Up?” then plays as R-Truth makes his way to ring and gets some cheers, some boos and everyone sings with him. “A New Day” plays as Ted DiBiase enters the arena to a medium sized pop.*
The Match starts as they stare down each other. R-Truth and Evan Bourne then attack the defending champ as they corner him. They then start kicking him as he slowly slides down to the apron and slides out of the ring. R-Truth follows him down and picks him up off his feet and puts him in a Front Power slam hold. But wait, Evan Bourne is on the top rope. He jumps off into DiBiase and knocks Truth over as well. He stands up and throws DiBiase into the ring. Then gets up on the ring apron, and performs an Air Bourne onto R-Truth. But wait! R-Truth dodges the high flying dive. Evan Bourne lands flat on the concrete surface. R-Truth then jumps in the ring, and fights with DiBiase for a couple of minutes in the ring. Truth sets up for a Lie Detector but manages to break out and hits a Skull Crushing Finale onto Truth. 1……2……. Evan Bourne springboards off the top rope to break up the pin! He dropkicks Truth and Truth falls into the Champion. A few more minutes go by. Eventually, Ted DiBiase scoop slams Truth onto the mat. Then throws Evan Bourne into the ropes and he bounces back into him but Bourne Hurricanrana’s DiBiase onto Truth. The Crowd is really getting into this opening match. Bourne looks at the top turnbuckle. He climbs up it. DiBiase is still laying on Truth. Bourne jumps off the top turnbuckle and AIR BOURNE!!!!! 1…………………….2……………………3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner and NEW United States Champion: Evan Bourne at 9:24
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner and NEW United States Champion, Evan Bourne!
Jerry Lawler: Wow! What a mat…….
*Boomer Sooner plays as Jim Ross comes out. A HUGE Pop comes from the Los Angeles crowd.*
Jim Ross: Sorry King, but I have an announcement. Evan, congrats on winning your match, but tomorrow, WWE Monday Night Raw will be having a special 3-hour show to welcome back PG-13! Because of this, you will be in a match against, former United States Champion Ted DiBiase, in a TLC Match! Also, The WWE Tag Team Titles will be on the line in a Triple-Threat Extreme Rules Tornado Tag Team Match between whoever wins the match tonight, who ever loses the match tonight, and Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel.
*He acts like he walks away, by now, the crowd is going crazy.*
Jim Ross: By the way, whoever loses the WWE Championship Match tonight, will get a rematch tomorrow night, but not for the WWE Championship. Whoever wins the Falls Count Anywhere Match, will get to choose the Stipulation in the WWE Championship rematch at Unforgiven!
*The crowd goes Ballistic.*
Jerry Lawler: Wow! What an announcement, Cole.
Michael Cole: And what a lineup there will be tomorrow night. Wait, we have a live feed from backstage. Let’s take you to it.
*You see Wade Barrett on the phone with someone*
Wade Barrett: Yea, are you going to be here tonight?
*The person talks back*
Wade Barrett: Well, you need to make up your mind. Anyway, I loved watching you wrestle back when I was younger. I’m surprised Vince let you come back.
*The person talks back*
Wade Barrett: Yea. Well we hope you’re here, on behalf of all the Nexus.
*He looks behind him, as if someone’s listening*
Wade Barrett: I got to go buddy. I’ll talk to you later tonight.
*He hangs up*
*”This Fire Burns” plays out as Luke Gallows and Joey Mercury gets some pop. They make their way down to the ring along with Serena. “I Came to Crank It Up” plays as The Miz and Big Show come out, flaunting their World Tag Team Titles and get a little bit of heat. The Miz grabs a microphone at the top of the stage.
The Miz: You want to know why I’m, we’re, awesome? It’s because we have the World Tag Team Titles. Your plan to hold all SmackDown titles can’t come true unless you beat us. We all know that’s not going to happen. BECAUSE WE’RE SHOMIZ, AND WE’RE AWE…
S.E.S runs up the ramp and attacks ShoMiz. Joey throws Miz into the steel stairs and Gallows throws Show into the ring and starts his offensive. The bell rings and the legal men are Big Show and Luke Gallows. Luke Gallows Irish Whips Show into the corner and tags in Joey. Joey runs into the corner and runs back while Gallows Irish Whips Big Show and Mercury performs a Diving Cross body. He waits for Big Show to get up and then performs an Eniziguri. This had done very little damage to Big Show. He hits another one. Once again, the kick has done no damage. He goes for one again but countered by Big Show who grabs the foot of Mercury. Mercury counters into a Hurricanrana and send Show flying into the turnbuckle. Big Show falls to his butt and receives a devastating drop kick to the face. Big Show gets to his feet and delivers a punch to the head of Joey Mercury which sends him catapulting back into the ropes and back towards Big Show. Big Show sends a Big Boot towards Mercury’s way but Mercury jumped out of the ring. He climbed back in and fought with Show for a few minutes. Then Show managed to tag Miz in. Miz comes out fast and clotheslines Mercury twice in a row. Mercury then gets up and dodges a clothesline and hits an Eniziguri on Miz. Miz gets up and attacks Mercury for a few minutes. Joey gets away and tags in Luke. Gallows goes in fast just like the Miz. They fight for a few minutes before Joey gets tagged in. He quickly receives a Skull Crushing Finale. He pins 1………2……….kick out. He gets up but Gallows starts to argue with the ref. CM Punk comes out of the crowd! The ref is still arguing! Punk gets Show and nails him with the World Heavyweight Championship. He climbs in the ring. Miz is trying to get the refs attention as he delivers a Mizard of Oz on Mercury. CM Punk gets Miz’s attention and delivers a Go to Sleep! The Crowd gives a huge pop for this move. But wait, Its Edge! He comes out from under the ring and delivers a spear to CM Punk and Joey Mercury. They both roll out of the ring and the ref turns around and doesn’t notice anything. Edge spears Gallows off the apron onto the steps! Mercury and Miz put their arms across each other at the same time. 1………………….2……………….3
Double Pin Fall at 13:40
Vickie Guererro: EXCUSE ME!
*Huge heat from this very excited crowd in Los Angeles.*
Vickie Guererro: EXCUSE ME! Because of this double pin fall, I’m vacating the titles!
Jerry Lawler: Wow. That was a great match, Matt. Too bad it wasn’t won fairly. If CM Punk wouldn’t have cost ShoMiz the match, they would’ve won easily.
Matt Striker: Whatever King.
Jerry Lawler: We have breaking news! The Hart Dynasty has been found backstage, knocked out in their locker room. How will this affect the Tag Title Match tonight? And I think we all know whose fault this is.
Michael Cole: I think, only an idiot wouldn’t know. Well let’s talk about this next match. Let’s roll the video.
*You see a video of Kofi’s Boom Drop at Money in the Bank. The rest of the back-story shows everything in the video promo.*
Tony Chimel: The Following match-up is scheduled for one fall and is for the Intercontinental Championship!
*Broken Dreams plays with some cheers during the first part of the titantron, but a lot of heat when Drew McIntyre came out with a snobby look. He walked down to the ring and picked up a mic.*
Drew McIntyre: Listen you Hollywood snobs! At Money in the Bank, Kofi Kingston nearly ended my career. Not only do I want the Intercontinental Championship, I also want to slam Kofi Kingston through that table. I will walk out of this arena, the INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
*“S.O.S” plays as Kofi Kingston comes out holding the Intercontinental Championship. He gets a big pop.*
The bell rings and the two competitors circle around the ring. Kofi makes the first move. They fight for a few minutes. Kofi throws drew out of the ring and jumps over the ropes onto Drew McIntyre. Kofi gets up first and throws Drew back into the ring. He picks him up but McIntyre counters and throws him into ropes. Drew McIntyre drags him out of the corner into the middle of the ring. He performs a Snap Suplex then sets up Kofi counters it. He throws McIntyre off and bounces off the ropes and hits a flying forearm smash, then repeats the move. He Irish Whips McIntyre into the corner and sets up for the 10 punches. The crowd counts along with the punches. He lets off and Drew falls to the ground. He goes to the corner and does his signature BOOM BOOM BOOM. Drew stands up and Kofi goes for a Trouble in Paradise and Drew dodges it and kicks Kofi and goes for a Future Drop DDT. Kofi breaks out and Trouble in Paradise out of nowhere! 1……………………..2…………….........3!
Winner and STILL Intercontinental Champion: Kofi Kingston at 7:26.
*Drew McIntyre gains consciousness during Kofi’s celebration. He turns Kofi around, kicks him and does a future shock DDT. He throws Kofi out of the ring and clears off the Spanish announce table. He throws Kofi on it, climbs on top of it, picks Kofi up and future shock DDT through the table and leaves Kofi’s body lifeless and the EMT’s have to come out.*
Matt Striker: The ruthlessness of Drew McIntyre! He just took the Intercontinental Champion and slammed him through a table!
Jerry Lawler: Yes. Good match also. Now let’s get to some Puppies!
*”This Fire Burns” plays as Serena walks out to some heat. “Holla” plays as Kelly Kelly comes out to some pop. The crowd is already not into it as you see many fans leave to go to the bathroom.*
(Since no one really cares about this match, I’m not going to write it in full.) The match ended when Kelly Kelly hit a K2 for the three-count.
Winner and STILL Diva’s Champion: Kelly Kelly at 4:03
*We see a video of Nexus’ most recent attack on WWE Champion, Sheamus, on WWE Raw; Followed by Wade Barrett announcing that he will announce the “bigger picture” at SummerSlam. ”We Are One” plays as the Seven Deadly Sinners come out to a big heat.*
Wade Barrett: On Monday Night Raw, after a ruthless attack on Sheamus, we announced that we will tell you the intentions of Nexus. Truth is we’re not announcing it tonight. In fact, we’re going to wait until we absolutely have to. The real reason we came out here, we want to call out Chris Jericho.
*”Break The Walls Down” plays as Chris Jericho struts down the ramp*
Chris Jericho: What do you want now?! I thought we were done! You said that after I trained you, you wouldn’t have anything to do with me!
Wade Barrett: I know, but unfortunately, I am not a man of my words. You see, Chris, you’re a part of our “bigger picture” and you don’t even know it.
Chris Jericho: How am I a part of your “bigger picture”?
Wade Barrett: Chris, you trained me. You taught me. I just wanted you to come out here so I can thank you. I… We wouldn’t be anything without you. Just a bunch of no-good rookies running around without a purpose. In fact, only one of us would have a contract. If you wouldn’t have planted that, to get to the top of this company, I would have to be devious and ruthless, into my mind I would be nothing.
Chris Jericho: Is that the only reason? If so, I’m leaving.
*Jericho starts to get out of the ring but is interrupted*
Wade Barrett: Actually, Jericho, that’s not the real reason you’re out here. We need your help. We want full control of this company. In order to do that, we need a true leader.
Chris Jericho: So you want me to control you? Ha, what am I saying? Who wouldn’t want me to? I’m the best in the world at what I do. Sure, I’ll do it. If you do one thing for me; you help me achieve one goal. I can’t tell you here because it’s going to be a surprise for all the WWE Universe.
Wade Barrett: You got a deal….
*”Boomer Sooner” plays as Jim Ross comes out*
Jim Ross:Sorry to spoil your fun Chris, but we have a superstar that will end yours and Nexus’ little fun and he is…..
*”American Dragon” booms out of the stereo as Daniel Bryan comes out into the arena and gets a huge pop.*
Jim Ross: And he has a match tomorrow night against, Heath Slater, in a No Disqualification Match.
Daniel Bryan: Listen, Wade, you treated me badly. Just because I didn’t feel exactly the same way as you do. So wait, I’ll prove myself worthy of this company. More worthy tha….
*Out of nowhere, a masked man comes out from the floor behind J.R. and Daniel Bryan and clotheslines them both. He then takes off his mask to reveal Goldberg and he Jackhammers Daniel Bryan off the stage. The crowd is stunned. They don’t know whether to cheer for Goldberg and Nexus or Bryan and WWE. We go back to the announce table as “Invasion (remix)” plays.*
Jerry Lawler: Wow, just wow. I can’t wait to see how this sums up on Raw tomorrow night.
Michael Cole: Me either King, speaking of tomorrow night. What a night we have for you as we welcome back PG-13!
*We see match graphics of the line-up tomorrow night*
Michael Cole: Well, we just got word from backstage that there will not be a WWE Tag Team Match as Jimmy and Jey Uso has also been found unconscious backstage. I wonder who could have done this King. Also, we’ve just got word that, because of the actions with Punk and Edge already tonight, the World Heavyweight Title Match will be a No Holds Barred Match. Anyway, let’s go backstage, where Justin Roberts has WWE Champion Sheamus, with him.
Justin Robert’s: Thanks a lot Cole. I’m here with WWE Champion, Sheamus. Sheamus, what are your thoughts about the return of former World Heavyweight Champion, Goldberg?
Sheamus: There’s one keyword there Justin, and its former. You see, he’s not Champion anymore, is he? He’s not because he’s just a little fella, running around here like he’s all big and bad. He’s just a puny little man.
*He turns around to find Goldberg right behind him.*
Goldberg: What were you saying? I’m a puny little man? Last time I checked, Ireland was the land of Leprechauns. I will admit you’re a little taller than me.
*he looks up to man who’s 4 feet taller than him*
Goldberg: But I have a lot more firepower.
*Michael Tarver and Skip Sheffield walks up behind Goldberg and Sheamus starts running.*
*”Voices” plays for “The Viper” Randy Orton. You can really tell that the fans love him. He climbs into the ring and onto the top turnbuckle and does his pose and see camera’s light up all around the arena. “Written in my Face” plays with a lot of boos from the crowd as the WWE Champion, Sheamus walks out.*
The bell rings as Randy Orton fights with Sheamus for a few minutes. Within this time span, Orton gains control. He hits Sheamus with a couple of European uppercuts. Then he throws Sheamus over the ropes. As Sheamus is trying to get up, Orton goes for the rope-hung DDT but Sheamus counters it and hits him with an unnoticeable low blow. He gets back in the ring and hits a Brogue Kick. 1……………2………….kick-out. Sheamus delivers a couple minutes of wailing on Orton when Orton starts to get the advantage. He manages to get Sheamus on the ground where he performs a Randy Orton Stomp. Sheamus gets back to his feet and hits an Irish Curse. 1……2…..kick-out. Orton immediately gets to his feet and makes work on Sheamus. They fight for a few minutes then Orton comes out of nowhere and hits an RKO on Sheamus. The crowd is pumped. 1……………………….2………………………………3. No wait, Sheamus’ feet was on the rope. Sheamus takes a while getting to his knees but when he does, Orton delivers a Running Punt to Sheamus’ head. Sheamus gets to his feet and Orton goes for an RKO but Sheamus dodges it and delivers another Brogue Kick. 1……………..2……………kick-out. He tries again, 1………….kick-out. He gets Orton up and hits him with a Celtic Cross. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Orton still lying on his back. He stands up quickly and gives Sheamus a RKO off the top ropes! The crowd can feel it now! 1………………2…………..kick-out. Randy can’t believe it! He’s stunned. Sheamus still laying there, He gives him an Orton Stomp. But Sheamus catches his last kick! Sheamus flips him over and wait for him to get up. He gets him up in the Celtic Cross but Orton wiggles out. RKO!!!!! 1………………………2…………………………..3!!!!!
Winner and NEW WWE Champion: Randy Orton at 17:23
Michael Cole: I can’t believe it! Randy Orton is the new WWE Champion!
Matt Striker: Well we’ve had two title changes so far, as we go to our main event; Edge vs. CM Punk in a No Holds Barred Match!
*We see a back-story promo of Edge and Punk*
*”Metalingus” plays as Edge comes out to a big pop. He’s wearing his trench coat and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. “This Fire Burns” plays as CM Punk comes out to some heat.*
The match starts as Punk goes straight in for clothesline. Edge dodges it and goes straight for a spear. He misses and goes flying through the ropes, onto the concrete floor. CM Punk then gets out of the ring and throws Edge into the steel stairs. He picks the top stair up and tries to hit Edge but Edge rolls away. Punk then throws the stairs at Edge and nails him. Punk goes and looks for something under the ring. He pulls out a kendo stick. Edge scurries under the ring and Punk is looking for him. Edge comes out behind him with a steel chair and nails him in the back. Punk turns around in agony and gets hit right in the skull. Edge throws him back in the ring along with the chair. He performs a one man con-chair-to and goes for a three count. 1…………..2……….kick-out. Punk rolls out of the ring as Edge follows. Edge Irish Whips Punk over the security barrier. They fight for a few minutes in the crowd before going out into the lobby. Edge performs an electric chair on the ground. He then dumps everything off a souvenirs table and lays it down. He leans Punk over on the table. Edge goes for a spear but Punk dodges it. They quickly make their way up back into the locker room with many tables being crushed, doors being slammed off their hinges. Punk threw Edge into a shower room. Edge gets away from him but Edge performs an Edgecution onto the floor under a shower faucet. Punk is unconscious. He turns the water on extremely cold and Punk shoots up and Edge spears him. They work their way back to the ring. Both men bloodied and bodies broken. Edge sets up to spear Punk in the ring, he hits it. 1………2…………….kick-out! The crowd is on their feet! Punk slowly gets up and hits a Go To Sleep on Edge. He pins 1………….2……………kick-out. Punk is stunned. Edge gets up and performs an Edgecution on punk and goes for a three-count. 1……..2………..kickout. Edge gets on the top rope and Punk gets up. Edge goes for a spear but Punk caught him! He gives Edge a Go To Sleep! 1………….2……………3!!!!
Winner and Still World Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk at 23:37.
*The show ends as you see Punk celebrating and Edge shamefully walking out of the arena. The SummerSlam logo comes up in the corner and the show fades away.*
Last edited by The Apple Pie; 08-16-2010 at 11:43 PM.