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Re: UWE: Universal Wrestling Empire
June 18th, 2010
America Airlines Center
A pre-tape is shown highlighting the debut of The Rock to the UWE. In the video it announces that The Rock will be making his UWE debut on tonight’s edition of UWE Friday Night Madness. It cuts to several clips of The Rock wrestling, and his catchphrases are heard in the background. All of a sudden, a close up hits of The Rock, as it shows The Rock doing his people’s eyebrow, while the fans are heard in the background chanting “Rocky Rocky Rocky”.
A limo pulls up as the fans start cheering, thinking that it’s The Rock. A foot steps out of the limo, as the cameras pan up to show UWE CEO Vince Mcmahon getting out of his limo. Mcmahon then starts walking through the parking garage and into the locker room, screaming “No Rock’s Not Coming Back! Not Tonight! Oh Hell No! Somebody get me The Bashams! Right now! The Rock Can Stay In The Movies! This Isn’t The WWF!”.
Muhammad Hassan’s music hits, as the fans go into an immediate unison of boos. As Hassan walks though the curtain, he gives them a smug look, throwing his arms up in the air in his “Allah” pose. Hassan starts taunting at the booing fans, acting as if he is going to attack them. Hassan gets in the ring, grabbing a mic, as the fans continue to chant “USA USA USA USA!”. Hassan then begins to cut his typical Anti-American promo on how he lost all faith in America when they turned their backs on him. He talks about how he was just a normal guy, who had lived in America his entire life, but after 9/11 happened, he was kicked down by every single American. He was thought of as an outsider, as a terrorist, as a man without morals and given no respect by everyone in this country. Hassan then continues to talk about how he wishes that 9/11 had happened sooner, to wake up all of the Americans, on exactly what they’ve been doing to his native country for years. All of a sudden, Mick Foley’s music blares over the PA, as he comes walking down to the ramp in fury with a microphone in his hand, while the fans continue to pop. Foley then starts yelling into the microphone at Hassan, about the disrespect that he has continued to show everyone in this arena and every one watching through out the entire world. Foley tells Hassan, that it is because all of the Americans and the men and women who have fought for this country, that Hassan is even able to come out here and run his mouth. Foley continues to walk down to the ring, getting face to face with Hassan, telling him that Hassan has disrespected him. Hassan smugly looks at Foley, and tells Foley that he is the reason why America is the most hated country in the entire world. Hassan pounds his chest at Mick Foley, telling Foley to go back down to the WWF and slam yourself on some more thumbtacks. Foley then puts his head down, as the fans start to chant Foley’s name. Foley raises his head back up and smiles at Hassan, “I’d rather slam you on some thumb tacs.” All of a sudden Foley punches Hassan in the face as they brawl around the ring, and the fans go into a unison of cheering and Foley chants. Hassan jumps out of the ring and starts back tracking up the ramp, as Foley grabs the microphone once again, and starts screaming at Hassan. “You want a match, Hassan?! You wanna prove something?! Well, it’s going to be me and you, in this very ring tonight!” The fans pop even louder, as Hassan starts nodding yes, and Foley throws the microphone down with his eyes still locked on the eyes of Hassan.
Frankie Kazarian versus Jamie Noble
As Jamie Noble goes to clothesline Kazarian, Kazarian ducks underneath and delivers a devastating Swinging Reverse STO. Kazarian then jumps up on the top rope, doing a perfectly done moonsault on the limp body of Jamie Noble. Kazarian makes the pin, thus winning the match. As the fans cheer and clap their hands for the five star match, a voice is heard over the PA. “Okay okay okay. Yeah, what a match. Uh huh. Wow, you‘re sure a superstar, aren‘t you?” Kazarian stops dead in his tracks, as Jim Cornette slowly walks onto the ramp with a microphone in his hand, as the fans begin to boo. Cornette proceeds to cut a promo on Kazarian about how he is nothing but an acrobatic stuntman, who wouldn’t know wrestling if it hit him in the face. Cornette then slowly walks down the ramp, still running his mouth off at Kazarian. “Because let me tell you one thing, Mr. Superstar. Mr. Ringling Brother. You are not pro wrestling. You are nothing but a degenerate who doesn’t even deserve to have a job in this company. You are a freak! You are not what a professional WRESTLER is. You are not even what a MAN is. You are not a blueprint of what REAL toughness and athleticism is. You are not the blue print of anything! The blue print Mr. Superstar….is Matt Morgan!” All of a sudden out of nowhere, Kazarian turns around to be met with a big boot to the face from Matt Morgan, who rushes into the ring. As Morgan continues his assault on Kazarian, Cornette runs to the ring with tennis racket in hand, as the fans boo. Morgan continues to beat down Kazarian, as he stands him up right before he is met with a tennis racket to the head from Jim Cornette. Cornette continues to scream at Kazarian, as Morgan picks Kazarian up into the Hellevator, slamming him down to the hard mat. While the fans continue to boo, Morgan and Cornette stand with hands and tennis racket raised in the air, as they stand over the laid out Frankie Kazarian.
The Winner Of This Match:
via Back To The Future
As the cameras come back from commercial, it shows Michael Cole standing next to the hyped up and excited Jim Cornette and Matt Morgan. Jim Cornette in his usual pissed off demeanor, begins to cut a promo against Kazarian and the “new” generation of wrestlers.
Fellas, what we just seen out there was complete and utter bru…
What were you going to say Michael? Complete and utter, what? Huh? Spit it out Michael!
Well, I was going to say complete and ut…
Morgan then puts his squeezing hands on the shoulders of Cole.
Hey I don’t think that we told you that you could speak.
Oh shut up Michael Cole! You almost sound as dumb as the rest of these new no talent idiots out there.
Cornette grabs the microphone from Michael Cole, as Morgan pushes Cole away violently.
Did you like that Kazarian? Huh? Did you like that? Because let me tell ya boy, there is a lot more where that came from, I guarantee it. You calling yourself a superstar. Give me a break. The only superstar you are is the carnie workin at the state fair! Now, I know what everyone must be thinking right now. “Oh Corney, what are ya thinking? How could you do that to such a rising star like Frankie Kazarian?” Well, that’s real funny, because I thought I was in the WRESTLING business. You know that business where two huge egos and athletic men would get in the ring and fight and WRESTLE for honor and pride. Rising star. Come on! I’ll tell you all why I did it. I did it because I am damn sick and tired of having to watch every single one of these “SPORTS ENTERTAINERS” come out here and just do a bunch of flips and slam each other through tables and thumb tacs, just to get a cheap pop from a bunch of idiots who know nothing about true professional wrestling. I thought we were all in the WRESTLING business. I didn’t think that I was in the circus business or the stunt man business. I thought I was in the WRESTLING business. Spelled W-R-E-S-T-L-ING. And I can vouch for this when I say that the state of professional wrestling right now is in the complete trash. A bunch of “SPORTS ENTERTAINERS” and a bunch of idiots doing some acrobats, thinkin that they are the next Ric Flair. Well, let me tell you something…none of you “sports entertainers” could ever be Ric Flair. Because Ric Flair is not a “sports entertainer”, he’s a WRESTLER. He’s a guy that went out there and busted his ass to give everyone in the world a wrestling show that they could be proud of. But guys running around here like Frankie Kazarian, wouldn’t know anything about that, would they? No no, because they are too busy worrying about who can flip higher, or who can hit themselves harder with a light bulb, or who can jump through some fire the most to just get a cheap pop from their own over sized bloated egos;. when none of them could even put one ass in a seat, if the seats were super glued down to the pit of hell. It would be funny, if it wasn’t so sad. That’s why I am with the only man in this entire sport of PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, that knows what it is to be a true legend in this business. A true wrestler in this business. Not a true sports entertainer, or a true stuntman. But a true wrestler, who knows how to be a champion, that for once in a long long time, we can be proud of. I have been around all the greats in my time, and I can vouch for this when I say that Matt Morgan is “The Blue Print”, and Matt Morgan is the one man in this entire company, who has the ability to make this industry something that we can be proud of again, instead of the garbage that we are all force fed in guys like Frankie Kazarian. “The Blue Print” Matt Morgan is the future of not just this company, but the entire industry as a whole. And between “The Blue Print” and Jim Cornette, we are going to take this industry back to the way it should have stayed. And anyone that gets in our way, will soon find the same fate that the glorified stunt man Frankie Kazarian did just a few moments ago. It’s time to go back to basics and go back to the professional wrestling that we all watched and loved and truly believed in. The “SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT” era is over and long done away with. The future is professional wrestling that we can be proud of. The future is real professional wrestling that focuses on athleticism and ability in the ring. The future is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.
Matt Morgan then steps beside Jim Cornette and starts flexing his muscles, as Cornette smiles a the camera.
The future…..is….. “The Blue Print” Matt Morgan.
Cornette and Morgan walk off the set as cameras fade.
As cameras switch over, it shows Buff “The Stuff” Bagwell in the back locker room with his valet and girlfriend, Candice Michelle. Buff is standing in front of the mirror flexing, as Candice rubs her hands on Buff’s shoulders, oiling him up. Bagwell and Candice build up the appearance and ability of Buff Bagwell, talking about how every man in the entire world wishes that they could look as good as Buff “The Stuff” Bagwell. Candice builds up Buff by talking about his physique and his success in the UWE so far. Buff in his usual arrogant tone, talks about how no opponent has even came close to beating him in the UWE, and that tonight will be no different against Carlito.
Taz is shown in the backstage area walking angrily down the hall, as he bumps into Jay Lethal in the hallway. Taz then screams at Lethal to move, as Jay turns around looking at Taz with a disgusted look on his face. Taz and Lethal exchange some words, as Taz and Jay get face to face. Taz tells Lethal to hit him, Lethal hesitates and Taz laughs quietly at himself and begins to walk away. Taz goes to walk away, but is all of a sudden met with punch in the face by Lethal, as Taz falls down to the ground. Taz quickly jumps up and goes to dart at Lethal, as officials try holding them back away from each other. Taz screams at Lethal, “Come on! You want a piece of me?! Huh?! Is that it?! Take your best shot at me Mach! Right here, right now!” Lethal struggles trying to break free from the officials, as Taz tells him to meet him in the ring later tonight. Lethal accepts and Taz abruptly storms off, as the cameras zoom into the irate face of Jay Lethal.
Buff Bagwell w/Candice Michelle versus Carlito
The match has been going back and forth through out the entire match, as Buff goes to pick up Carlito into a vertical suplex. Carlito all of a sudden reverses the vertical suplex, into a rolling DDT of his own, as the fans pop and start cheering. Carlito stands up, but right when he stands up Candice Michelle is standing on the apron, trying to lure Carlito in. As Carlito goes to walk over to Candice, she starts rubbing her hands down his chest. As Carlito’s back is turned, Buff comes up from behind Carlito and slams him with a devastating Buff Blockbuster! Buff goes for the pin, as the fans boo and Candice smiles, cheering on her boyfriend. Buff makes the pin, and the win, as Candice slowly prances into the ring. Candice runs and jumps into Bagwell’s arms, as the fans continue to boo, and commentary go back and forth about the legitimacy of the win for Bagwell, while Carlito lays there in the middle of the ring.
The Winner Of This Match:
via Distraction From Candice And The Buff Blockbuster
The scene switches over as it shows Mcmahon in his office with a cell phone, talking on the phone. The Bashams walk in his office, as Mcmahon quickly puts the phone down. Mcmahon then goes on to tell The Bashams that if The Rock comes tonight, that he will not be getting in the building. The Bashams concur and smile at Mcmahon. Mcmahon then tells them that he wants them to be waiting in the parking garage, just in case The Rock shows up, and if he does, to not let him in, and do whatever it takes to keep him out. Mcmahon slowly pulls out two lead pipes out of his desk drawer and gives them to the Bashams, as they smile and tell Mr. Mcmahon that everything is going to be okay. Mcmahon just smiles back at them and tells them, “You know what to do with those. You know what to do.” as the Bashams walk out of his office and the scene fades.
Taz versus Jay Lethal
Taz continues to dominate through out the match with desperate cheap shots to Jay Lethal. As Lethal tries battling back, he is knocked down again with an elbow to the neck from Taz. As Taz continues to kick at Lethal, he stops and waits for Lethal to get up. As Lethal makes it up to his feet, he is met with a Tazmission from Taz, as Taz falls back onto his back, choking out Lethal. The referee calls for the bell, announcing that Taz is the winner of the match. As Lilian goes to announce Taz the winner, Taz angrily grabs the microphone from Lilian, as he starts to hit himself in the face. Taz kicks at Lethal some more, while yelling at him to get up. Taz then starts to cut a promo, saying how the one man that has been on his mind since walking into the old ECW arena, is Sabu. The fans start to cheer and chant Sabu, as Taz starts demanding that Sabu come out and face him. Taz continues to call Sabu a coward, and that Sabu is just scared to come out and face him, because he knows what happened in ECW. Taz tells Sabu that he will choke him out, as the fans boo at Taz. Sabu doesn’t come out to accept Taz’s challenge, as Taz jumps out of the ring and storms up the ramp angrily, as the fans boo and throw trash at him.
The Winner Of This Match:
Generation Me are shown in the back locker room, getting ready for their match against The Dudley’s later in the night. They hype each other up, talking about the tremendous opportunity that they have tonight to become the new UWE World Tag Team Champions. They high five each other in an old “Edge & Christian” type demeanor, as commentary bring up that they remind them a lot of the old tag team Edge And Christian.
The Dudley Boyz are shown backstage walking towards the ring, as commentary hype up the big World Tag Team Championship match coming up next, and how Generation Me is going to have a hard time going pound for pound with the toughness of The Dudley‘s.
UWE World Tag Team Championships
The Dudley Boyz versus Generation Me
The match has been dead even between both of these teams, as both teams have shown that they are the fore front of tag team wrestling. Jeremy Buck dropkicks Brother Ray to the face, as Brother Ray falls down to the mat hard. Jeremy Buck then jumps up on the top rope, attempting to execute a shooting star press, but Brother Ray quickly moves out of the way. As both men try to inch up to their feet, Jeremy Buck is the first one to try and make the tag to Max Buck, but he is stopped quickly by Brother Devon, who kicks Jeremy to the back of the head. As Max Buck darts at Brother Devon, Brother Devon quickly back drops Max to the outside of the ring. Brother Devon then waits for Jeremy to get back up to his feet, as Brother Ray inches up to his feet as well. Brother Devon then goes to pick up Jeremy Buck, as Brother Ray finishes it off with 3D! Brother Ray goes for the pin, and makes the win, thus crowning The Dudley Boyz with the UWE World Tag Team Championship belts. As the fans cheer and start chanting “Dudleyz”, Brother Ray slowly picks up Jeremy Buck to his feet. The Dudleyz shake the hand and console Jeremy Buck, as Max Buck gets in the ring, and they do the same to him, out of a matter of respect. The fans continue to clap for the outstanding match and extreme effort from the upcoming rising stars of the UWE, Generation Me.
The Winner Of This Match:
The Dudley Boyz
To Become The Next UWE World Tag Team Champions
::Segment:: MVP Vignette
The scene opens up as it shows a bunch of little kids playing basketball outside. All of a sudden, the camera pans up to show MVP with a basketball in hand. MVP in his usual arrogant demeanor, begins to bully the kids with the basketball, dunking over them and boosting himself up. One little kid in the corner starts crying, as MVP runs over to the little kid making fun of him, and singing “I Am The Champion!” MVP then looks at the camera, and does his gimmick smile along with his “Ballin” pose. “You know, sometimes we all can’t be an MVP, like MVP. Cuz MVP is simply…”, MVP goes to shoot a basket, but it misses and bounces off the backboard. MVP quickly catches the ball, and shoots it up again, this time making it. He smiles at the camera once again doing his “Ballin” pose, “Cuz MVP is simply….BALLIN!”
Mick Foley versus Muhammad Hassan
Foley has had control of the match up until now, as he continues to pound away on Muhammad Hassan. Foley then goes to pick up Hassan, as the fans continue to chant “Foley Foley Foley Foley!” Right as he is picking up Hassan, Hassan low blows him between the legs. The fans start to boo, as Foley falls down to the mat. Hassan then starts pounding away on Mick Foley with hard kicks to the back of the head. Hassan then throws Foley out of the ring and onto the outside area. Hassan then goes to pick up a steel chair, as the referee tries to stop him. But as the referee tries to stop him, Hassan pushes the referee out of the way, and slams Foley with the hard chair shot right to the forehead. The referee calls for the bell, disqualifying Hassan, as Hassan continues his assault on Foley. Foley begins to bleed from the face profusely, as Hassan continues slamming the steel chair to the face of Mick Foley. Hassan then goes to pick up Foley in the air, as he delivers a vicious power bomb to Foley, slamming him through the announcing table. As the medical team run to assist the beaten down Foley and put him on a gurney, Hassan gets down on his knees in his “Islamic Ritual” type stance, throwing his arms up in the air, and screaming “Oh Allah! Jihad Has Arrived! Global Jihad Has Arrived!”.
The Winner Of This Match:
via Disqualification After Hassan Slammed Mick Foley With A Chair
Cameras come back to show Hassan laughing and smiling at the damage that was done by him to Mick Foley. Michael Cole then tries to interview Hassan, but Hassan begins to cut a promo on Mick Foley, about how he believed in America, until America shut him out. Hassan continues to bash America and the “American Dream”, referring to it as just propaganda created to brainwash the rest of the world. Hassan continues to talk about how Mick Foley embodies all of the ungrateful, sloppy, disrespectful Americans who have raped and pillaged his native country for decades. Hassan finishes off his interview promo by saying that Foley got exactly what he deserved, and that if Foley tests him again, that the next time they come out for medical attention, they will be bringing a body bag with them. Hassan then walks off, screaming in prayer to Allah and the prophet Muhammad.
The scene switches to the parking garage where Mcmahon and The Bashams are standing there with lead pipes. Mcmahon yells at The Bashams that if they see The Rock, to run at him and brutalize him with the lead pipes. Mcmahon laughs and tells them to get rid him, by any means necessary. The Bashams smile back at him, “Okay we’ll be right on that Boss. Anything for you Mr. Mcmahon.” Mcmahon then smiles and nods back and forth, “Yes, that’s good. I’m gonna be damned if The Rock is coming back to my federation. Oh hell no! Take him out boys! Destroy him!” Mcmahon then goes to walk away, telling them that he is going to the ring to announce something huge for the UWE.
Mcmahon is already in the ring with a microphone in his hand as the fans continue to chant “Asshole” at him. Mcmahon starts to cut a promo, talking about how there will not be a Rock debut on “his” show and in “his” company. Mcmahon then issues a King Of The Mountain match to take place on next week’s show. He announces that the match will start off with two men in the ring facing each other, and every two minutes, a new wrestler will come into the ring. The only way that a man can be eliminated is by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or count out. Mcmahon then states that all wrestlers will be named by random and he then begins to announce the wrestlers who will be in the match. Mcmahon then begins to go down the line of the wrestlers who will be involved. “Doug Basham. Danny Basham. Taz. Buff Bagwell. Matt Morgan. And the man who will be taking Mick Foley’s spot in the match…MUHAMMAD HASSAN! He then talks about how Mick Foley will be unable to perform next week on Madness, announcing that Muhammad Hassan will be taking his place in the King Of The Mountain match. The fans boo and start chanting “Asshole” at Mcmahon, as he continues to taunt at the fans. Mcmahon is then cut off by “IF YOU SMELL!” before he can say who the next wrestler will be. All of a sudden the fans pop as The Rock comes busting through the curtain, and Mcmahon looks up the ramp in shock and fear. Mcmahon then starts yelling at the referees to stop The Rock from coming into the ring. As the referees try to stop The Rock, he walks right by them, without acknowledging their presence. The Rock then gets in the ring and does his usual poses, as the fans continue to chant Rocky. The Rock then grabs the microphone, after the frenzy from the fans die down a little bit. “FINALLY…THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO…”, Mcmahon then cuts him off and starts cutting a promo on how he’s not going to have The Rock in his company, and will not be in the UWE revolution, because he was the one who made it. The Rock then gets his cheap pop from the crowd, when he tells Mcmahon that the fans are the ones who fuel the UWE revolution. The Rock backs up his friend Mick Foley, saying that Mick Foley deserves to be in the King Of The Mountain match next week. Mcmahon tells him that, Foley cannot compete because of his condition. The Rock then tells Mcmahon that he can’t enroll Foley into the match, but The Rock can enroll The Rock in the match. The fans pop and start cheering at the thought of The Rock being the future UWE World Heavyweight Champion. Mcmahon tells The Rock that he is the boss and that The Rock has not been sanctioned nor even has a contract, and he’ll never get one as long as Mcmahon is the UWE CEO. The fans boo at Mcmahon, as he does his gimmick “evil” smile. The Rock then tells Mcmahon that whether Mcmahon allows him in this match or not…that The Rock will be coming to San Antonio, Texas next week on Madness and will be becoming the new UWE World Heavyweight Champion. All of a sudden, The Bashams come up from behind The Rock, knocking him down to the ground with the lead pipe. The fans go into a unison of booing at The Bashams, as Mcmahon yells at them to continue their assault. The Rock starts bleeding from the head, as The Bashams hold The Rock down, while Mcmahon gets in his face with a microphone. “Rock…as long as I am in this company…you will never ever have a contract in this company. And I’ll be damned if you or anybody else is going to defy Mr. Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon! You can’t nor will not become the next UWE World Champion. You hear me, Rock?! This is my world now! This is my movie! This is my revolution! This is my company! And dammit you’re not in it!” Mcmahon then punches The Rock in the face, as the Bashams continue their assault on The Rock, while the fans continue to boo. Mcmahon then turns his back taunting at the fans. All of a sudden, The Rock starts battling back, slamming The Bashams heads together. The fans grow into a frenzy, and start chanting Rocky, as The Rock turns Mcmahon around. As Mcmahon gets turned around, he is met with hard shots from The Rock, and is soon met with a Rock Bottom, slamming Mcmahon down to the hard vicious mat. The Rock then jumps up in his “people’s elbow” position, as the fans pop even louder. He takes off his shirt and throws it into the audience, then executing his famous “People’s Elbow”, laying Mcmahon out. The Rock then grabs the microphone swiftly from the ground, “NEWS FLASH JABRONI…THE ROCK HAS A UWE CONTRACT…AND THE ROCK HAS A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SHOT NEXT WEEK ON MADNESS! So, as I was saying…FINALLY…THE ROCK HAS COME BACK…TO…THE PEOPLE!” The Rock then takes the contract out of his pocket, throwing it on the laid out Mcmahon, as the fans continue to cheer and chant Rocky, while he continues to pose for them. Cameras fade as The Bashams make their way into the ring to aid Mr. Mcmahon, and The Rock continues to pose at the frenzied fans.
::End Of Show::
Frankie Kazarian defeated Jamie Noble via pinfall at 14:56
Buff "The Stuff" Bagwell defeated Carlito "Caribbean" Cool via pinfall at 9:17
Taz defeated Jay Lethal via submission at 4:01
The Dudley Boyz defeated Generation Me via pinfall to come the next UWE World Tag Team Champions at 19:49
Mick Foley defeated Muhammad Hassan via disqualification at 9:18
Last edited by MattCharles : 06-21-2010 at 01:42 AM.