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Re: World Wrestling Entertainment - System to Their Success

Monday Night Raw:

January 2nd; Albany New York:

Opening Video


Joey Styles:
Welcome everyone, I am Joey Styles, and welcome to Monday Night Raw! I am here alongside The Coach and The King, and a lot of things have went down over the weekend guys, and lets talk about them.

Jerry Lawler: Joey, New Year's Revolution is CANCELLED! That’s crazy, and Mr. McMahon has made a great show for us tonight, but its still sad to see NYR being cancelled I was looking forward to it.

Jonathan Coachman: Boy's, tonight's bigger and better then ever! And I mean that, Big Show versus The Game a week out of The Game breaking Big Show's hand with his sledgehammer. John Cena versus Kurt Angle in a first blood match for the WWE Title, and so much more!

**I'm Back** hits, and out comes Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff to a enormous amount of heat, but Eric has a huge smirk on his face whilst making his usual entrance to the ring and as the boo's got louder his smirk got wider. Eric comes up the steel steps, and right into the ring, with a typical heel pose to garner more heat towards himself. Bischoff picks up a microphone.

Eric Bischoff: What’s wrong? Are you people mad that they're no New Year's Revolution this year ... you guys sad that we're not coming here this Sunday?


Eric Bischoff:
(fake frown) Well sorry to say ... I don't care!

Huge Heat

Eric Bischoff:
You see, I am one of the few personally responsible to have New Year's Revolution cancled ... and do you want to know why?


Eric Bischoff:
Because Albany ... kinda sucks.

HUGE Heat from the crowd after the cheap remark towards them and Bischoff just laughs

Eric Bischoff:
I never wanted to come here for New Year's Revolution ... I had that cancelled. And I didn't have the choice to come here tonight for Raw ... so I am going to cancel that to. Raw .. IS CANCELLED!

HUGE HEAT the crowd is very much into this and hating Bischoff a lot

Eric Bischoff:
Go home. Good bye, adios. Raw is cancelled, start going home, there is no show anymore ... because Raw is not going to be shown in Albany, not on my watch...

**Child's Play** hits, and Eugene comes out waving his hands alongside his `friend's` Goldust and Snitsky. Eugene gets a decent pops and his freaky friends also do, and Bischoff shakes his head in disbelief not happy his nephew has come out. Eugene slides into the ring jumping up and down, and Snitsky & Goldust slide into the ring to stand alongside Eugene.

Eric Bischoff: Eugene? What in the hell are you doing out here? Raw is cancelled tonight, scram, go to the back and pack your bags ... and take those freaks with you.

Snitsky and Goldust take offense to that, and Eugene all of a sudden pulls the mic towards himself

But .. But, Uncle Eric! You can't cancel Raw .. dat would be mean.

Small reaction for Eugene here

Eric Bischoff:
Eugene .. you know what would be really mean?

Eugene shakes his head

Eric Bischoff:
What would be mean ... is me doing what I should of done a long time ago, FIRING YOU!

Heat towards Bischoff for that

Eric Bischoff:
But you see Eugene, that would be if I was mean. I'm not mean Eugene ... I'm your friend. And you know what Eugene, I've decided Raw will still go on here tonight, because I'm not such a mean guy..

Pop from the crowd but most everyone is confused

Eric Bischoff:
And since we have no match to open the show, since I am such a nice guy Eugene, I'm going to give you a match. Eugene I will give you a match against the one and only ... the new and improved ... your hero, Gregory Helms.

Eugene jumps up and down clapping, and the crowd gives Heat, whilst Snitsky and Goldust don't look to pleased

Eric Bischoff: And since this is such a special match, I don't think you'll need Snitsky, or Goldust out here. Thats why I'd like them to go..

Snitsky and Goldust shake their heads signaling no to a pop

Eric Bischoff:
or if you two Goldust, Snitsky, don't go... then you two .. YOUR FIRED! (large heat) But that won't be a problem, I've got people coming out here to help you guys to the back, oh yeah Eugene I forgot. This match, is a no disqualification match.

**Fire Storm** blasts over the PA, and Gregory Helms comes out to loud heat smirking. Security follows in front of him and they make their way down to the ring quickly, and as soon as they do Goldust and Snitsky know what to do. And they follow security out with them surrounded, and Helms rolls into the ring very cockily, and Eric chuckles as he leaves knowing what he has done to his nephew.

Match #1
No Disqualifications
Eugene vs. Gregory Helms

This is one of the rather short matches that have been seen, and Gregory Helms dominates all of this match almost all of it anyway. We pick up towards the end of the match, about 5 minutes in, and we see Helms stomping on Eugene who is crawling around the ring away from his opponent. Gregory plants Eugene with a hard kick to the sternum, causing him to roll over, and the crowd gives heat. Gregory rolls to the outside and folds one of the folding chairs, and slides back into the ring. Helms bangs it off the mat, and he positions himself with his back towards the entrance ramp, awaiting Eugene to get up and the referee can't do anything since this is a no disqualification match. Out of no where Gregory Helms former sidekick, and his former partner/friend Rosey comes out to a pop.

Eugene gets onto one knee looking to turn around, and Rosey comes into the ring. Helms notices his adversary coming in, and turns around and connects with the chair to the skull of Rosey. Rosey is now flat out of it, and Helms points at the down Rosey telling him to mind his own business, and suddenly Eugene comes up from behind and rolls up Helms. Eugene only gets a late two count, and Gregory pushes him off, and shoots right up off the mat immediately. Eugene gets up on one knee getting up, and Helms spins around and bounces off the ropes, and sprints over towards Eugene to connect with his finishing move The Shinning Wizard! The crowd gives heat as Rosey now who had taken the chair shot falls to the floor, and Helms hooks the leg of Eugene for the 1 .. 2 .. 3!!

Winner: Gregory Helms

**Fire Storm**
plays, and the crowd boos as Helms poses to his music. The referee goes to raise Helms air, but he scares the referee away before he gets a chance. Gregory walks out of the ring and goes up the ramp with a smile on his face, and after half way up he turns around to see Rosey awakening off the floor staring and pointing at him. Rosey gets to his feet and slides into the ring to see if Eugene's ok, and Helms turns his back making it all the way to the back, and Rosey & Helms glance at each other one last time before we cut to the back.

Backstage, we see Todd Grisham alongside Edge and Lita awaiting to do an interview.

Todd Grisham: Welcome, I am Todd Grisham, and I am here right now alongside Mr. Monday in the bank, Edge!


Todd Grisham: Edge, coming up next you have your open challenge coming up, where anyone can accept. I don't know, but wouldn't you be worried about who could accept?

Edge: The question is Todd, who in their right mind would accept a challenge from me?


Really .. who is dumb enough to go after my baby, he'll rearrange they're face, and send them back to where they're coming from.

Edge: That’s damn right hunny, so Todd go find all the guys in the locker room, and ask them all a question? Do they have the balls to step up to me and face me? I bet when I go out there tonight no one will be out there to accept my challenge. And Todd before you ask me `why` the answer is, because everyone's afraid of me, that is because I am Mr. Money in the Bank!


Todd Grisham:
Ok then ... Edge, they're is one question that has been on everyone's mind as of late, and that is when will you cash in that briefcase, and go after the WWE Championship?

Edge: Todd, soon enough I will cash this baby in, and like my opponent tonight ... when I accept my right to a World Title Shot, my opponent will have no chance at beating me. I am waiting for the right time to answer all your prayers, and answer them by becoming a World Champion. And I never lie Todd, so you .. can BANK ON THAT!

The crowd gives large heat to Edge, and he leaves along with his girlfriend Lita, as we cut to our first commercial break.


Match #2
Edge's Open Challenge
Edge vs. ???

We cut back from commercial to see Edge waiting in the ring, pumping himself up for his matchup, and then out of no where music we have heard before hits, and Charlie Haas makes his way out to a good crowd response seemingly having been released earlier this year from Smackdown, but having returned to Raw now instead. Haas flies into the ring and the match begins, and in which is a very competitive match, but Edge seemingly kept it at his pace and had somewhat control all the way in the match. Towards the end, Edge takes full control of the match, and has Charlie down in a sleeper hold.

But Charlie begins fighting, and the crowd starts clapping and stomping building up Haas. Charlie slowly comes up to his feet with Edge holding the sleeper in still, and all of a sudden on his feet Haas continuously elbows Mr. MITB in the chest, knocking the wind out of him and breaking the hold. Charlie runs towards the ropes, and bounces back off them, only for Edge to try and catch him with a clothesline, but Hass goes past him. Charlie comes back at Edge, and nails him with a shoulder tackle taking him down. Haas turns another direction and shoots off the ropes again, and hurdles over Edge, but as he flies past Edge pops up. Edge starts calling for the spear, and Haas shoots back off the ropes, to receive a SPEAR from Edge! Haas is done, and Edge scurries over for the cover, seeking victory and he gets it with the 1 ... 2 ... 3!

Winner: Edge

begins playing, and Edge has won the match. The crowd boos wanting to see Haas win, but he couldn't mount a comeback in the match, though giving a valiant effort. The referee goes to raise Edge's hand, but Mr. Money in the Bank refuses it and throws his hand away, before stepping to the outside and leaving with victory tonight, and Haas' WWE return didn't run to smoothly.

Joey Styles: Haas gave it his all, but it just wasn't enough against Edge.

Jonathan Coachman: Because Haas is well ... Haas, and Edge is Edge Joey. Edge is better then Haas on his best day, and by the looks tonight I am even better then Haas, so maybe he should leave again with his tail between his legs like he did on Smackdown earlier this year.

Joey Styles: Haas did well tonight Coach, give him some credit, and you surely can't really believe your better then Charlie?

Jonathan Coachman: I believe all I say Joey, I'm the Coach, and Haas didn't get the job done tonight ... and I can get the job done in the ring. I was so close at Taboo Tuesday to defeating Batista, so yeah Joey ... I am better then Charlie.

Joey Styles: (rolls eyes) Sure partner .... maybe in your dreams.

The commentators are cut off, as we cut to the back where we see Mr. McMahon sitting at his desk, twiddling his thumbs seemingly waiting for something, and all of a sudden Shawn Michaels bursts into the office not looking pleased, and Vince stands up seemingly have been waiting for HBK.

Mr. McMahon: Ah ... Welcome Shawn to my office, the office of one of the greatest men alive tod-

Shawn Michaels: I came here to talk to you, not for you to talk to me, so let me talk ... thanks.

Vince doesn't look pleased, but he turns his back to HBK, and plops back down into his chair.

Shawn Michaels: Vince, I've dealt with this quite awile. Each and every week, you just keep adding a new stipulation, new opponent trying to keep The Showstopper down ... but it hasn't stopped me from using his boot (points at boot) and knocking each and every one of my opponents Vince.

Vince spins around in his chair turning away from HBK cracking his knuckles

Shawn Michaels:
Now Vince .. love me or hate me. All of these guys have learned to respect me. And I have come here right here right now Vince ... to demand my due respect, and I want to move on to better things then dealing with you, such as going after the WWE Championship.

Vince spins around immediately at the sound of that, and stands up getting into HBK's face as tension builds

Mr. McMahon:
Shawn ... I'm afraid there is no chance, in my lifetime, that you will EVER again receive a WWE Title Shot.

Shawn Michaels: Well Vince ... with that age creeping up on you ... I guess i'll be getting that title shot sooner then later then.

Vince looks very annoyed before turning his head away for a moment before suddenly turning back viciously...

Mr. McMahon:

The crowd boos and Vince adjusts and sits back down into his comfortable chair

Mr. McMahon:
You've got a better chance of going to heaven Shawn, then getting a WWE Championship, and after what you've done over your career ... might I say its very unlikely that you'll ever make it there.

Crowd gives heat at the cheap shot at HBK once more[b]

Mr. McMahon: You know what Shawn, you've got guts, you've got balls. And you've got an ego, Shawn I’ll tell you this, I do respect what you've done for the WWE and I respect you in a way for that. For that, I am giving you the night off. But Shawn, next week on Raw ... your going to compete. Next week I will personally make sure that you get ... exactly what you deserve. And Shawn next week .. you'll meet a group of men, who will give you more spirit then you can handle. And Shawn since you have the night off ... you can leave now.

Shawn Michaels: Vince I told you once before ... but I guess I’ll tell you again. If your going to take me down ... well Vince I’m going to take each and every one of your people and even you with me. And I'll ... I'll be going out in a blaze of glory. Remember that Vince for next week ... because your going to regret it for the rest of your life if you do.

HBK pats Vince on the chest before walking out, seemingly very annoyed with Vince, and with a mission now it seems. Vince doesn't look pleased, and sits far back in his chair, knowing HBK's on to his plans for next week that sounded very fishy. Vince laughs out, and chuckles to himself something, before answering his phone and getting into a conversation as we fade to commercial break...


Match #3
Mixed Tag Team Match
Carlito & Victoria vs. Ric Flair & Trish Stratus w/ Mickie James and Ashley

Looking as a `Champion's vs. Challengers` type of match, with the Women's and Intercontinental Champion working together, against Victoria and Carlito. The match goes on for a decent period of time, most of it solid, but towards the end of the match we see Carlito and Ric Flair lock up in the centre of the ring off of hot tags from their lady partners. Carlito sprints across the ring at the 16 time World Champion, and Flair catches Carlito off guard with a stiff chop taking him off his feet. Carlito gets up rather fast, but Ric smoothly moves behind him as he gets up, stalking him per say. CCC is on all fours now , and Flair chop blocks Carlito taking his leg out! The crowd pops, and Flair struts stylin` and profilin`!The crowd is pumped, and Ric stops in mid step before lookin around at the crowd, and by the look of his mouth movements he signaled `Woo!'. Crowd goes through a 'WOO!' together in the crowd, and Flair continues moving around following up on his last leg chop.

Carlito slowly arises off the mat, trying to re-establish his composure, but as soon as he reaches his feet he gets ambushed seemingly from behind by Flair. Ric comes back at him knocking him down on one knee with a shoulder to his back. Flair immediately goes into position, and lifts Carlito into position for a shin breaker, before connecting with it knocking the leg out of CCC, and taking him off his feet. We see Victoria jump into the ring, after a long rest on the apron, but only to recieve an Air Canada from Trish who immediately jumped off the ropes and at Victoria. Ric Flair turns a moment, but then goes back looking over Carlito, before `Woo'ing' again, and grabbing hold of his leg and lifting it up. Flair kicks the back of the knee multiple times, and the leg itself even elbowing it once. Ric signals out for the Figure Four Leg Lock, and spins the leg doing the usual motions, before locking in the Figure Four! Albany is on its feet, and Carlito looks to have no chance, after the extensive work on his leg/knee. Carlito tries to reverse it, but its no good, and Flair continues adding on pressure for a good 20 to 30 seconds. But in the end CCC taps out giving Flair and Trish the victory!

Winner: Ric Flair & Trish Stratus

**Space Odysessy 3000**
hits, and Flair keeps the hold on for an extra second, before breaking off and having his arm raised high and his IC Title handed to him. Ric Flair celebrates, and Trish joins him after getting off Victoria, and the duo is joined by Mickie James and Ashley on the outside who were in an arguement about something it seems until the match was over. Flair looks as if he's the luckiest man in the WWE at the moment, while celebrating with the three beautiful women, as Carlito rolls out of the ring and limps his way to the ramp as Victoria rakes through her hair.

Backstage, we see Shelton Benjamin alongside Maria, who is about to interview him before his match which is coming up soon.

Maria: Hi everyone, I am Maria (blows kisses at the tv screen), and I am here tonight with the one and only .. Shelton Benjamin!

Mixed Reaction

Maria: Now, Shelton. Tonight you have a chance to break your losing streak ... ummm and well gain back some dignity, what do you say?

Shelton Benjamin: What do I say Maria? I am here to gain back whats mine ... my pride, my dignity, my self respect. Shelton Benjamin has been ... a loser. Now this isn't the real me ... this isn't the real, true, great Shelton Benjamin you know. Shelton Benjamin was a name you held high, it was a name you knew as ... one of the best wrestlers in the WWE. And where is it now ... in the dirt. Its been tarnished, I was given an opportunity when I first came to Raw, and I used it to my advantage by defeating Triple H three straight times ... who has beaten Triple H three times in a row Maria?

Maria: Umm ... well I don't know, I don't think any Shelton.

Shelton Benjamin: My point exactly. So lets take a look ... Shelton Benjamin use to be a name held in high respects. Back then ... I was on the verge of the being THE marquee player of Monday Night Raw, now I am THE marquee player ... of Heat. Tonight Maria, Benjamin's going to be a thorn in Basham's side, Tonight The Benjamin .. is BACK. And betta then eva, I am nobody's b*tch, Maria, and Danny tonight ... your MY b*tch!

Shelton walks off, to a decent reaction from the crowd, mostly a mixed one, but partially towards the cheering side after this short and sweet promo we cut to another commercial.


Match #4
Danny Basham vs. Shelton Benjamin

We comeback from commercial, seemingly 3/4 minutes through this match, but thats most of this match anyhow. This is a highly competitve matchup, not a squash at all, but basically a new character build for Shelton seemingly and his losing streak could potentially here take a whole new turn low, or it could end. Shelton and Danny don't have much chemistry, but at the very end of the match Danny sets up for a Darkness DDT one of his finishers, but Benjamin uses his open hand and hits Basham in the ribs a few times. The crowd starts getting into Benjamin's comeback here, and Shelton reverses out of the reverse DDT position, and nails Basham in the ribs again. Danny lets go of Shelton's head, and slowly moves back holding his stomach, and bounces back off the ropes, and comes back off momentum quickly and Benjamin scoops him right up into a T-Bone Suplex! The crowd pops for Benjy, and he gets the three count, ending his losing streak!

Winner: Shelton Benjamin

**Ain't No Stopping Me**
begins to start playing on the PA, and the crowd gives a nice response for Shelton, seemingly having gotten into the win for Benjamin who played a great role tonight ... mainly looking to be turning face. Benjamin lets the referee raise his hand, but doesn't let him hold it up fully, showing still a heelness to his persona, and he doesn't pose much, before he goes to the back.

We cut backstage, and we hear **Your Teacher**, and school plays blasting as we cut into a `classroom` like asylum in the back. All of a sudden Matt Striker walks into the picture to a medium sum of heat, with his ever so unforgetful smile on his face, looking straight at the fans it looked as. A teachers desk was behind him, and he began to speak.

Matt Striker: Hello all my Students. This is your teacher, Matt Striker!


Matt Striker: Tonight, I have a lesson for each and every one of you WWE and Monday Night Raw fans. And that, is about violence. On Raw, and in the WWE you see ... a lot of violence. Most of you use derogatory words, most of you cuss, and most of you don't even bathe. You people are typical as people have called you "Trailer Trash".


Matt Striker: This lesson is about many things. And I hope all of you ... (points at the screen) yes you listen to what I have to say. Most of you cannot see past your own lives, your to self obsorbed. You people need to be knocked right back into reality, and well thats why I am here. I am your teacher, I am here to guide you down the right path, and thats why I have this ... (shows a book) `Striking Reality' a book, but let me repeat myself first this is one of the things non of you have ever seen, its a b .. o .. o .. k.

Heat from the crowd as Striker was speaking slow and nastily towards them

Matt Striker: But this is like no other book, its the best, and as your teacher I have an obligation to show it to you. And what do you know students ... the author of this book, is your teacher .. Matt Striker.

More heat for this, with annoying the crowd as `Boring` chants break out, but Striker cannot hear them obviously..

Matt Striker: You see, you people need more help then I can just give you in simply a few minutes. I will emulate what I did today ... each and every week my students, until we see a change. Until you people get a knock into reality, thats why I suggest you go to WWEShop.com, and buy my book ... `Striking Reality'. And well, some of you have already been `knocked in reality', or literally 'knocked' someone up, or knocked someone into reality per say. But this book will teach you, to stop being self obsorbed, to get up out of your seats, it will teach you to become ... successful, just like your teacher, Matt Striker.

Matt Striker: But this book also teaches you, to handle yourselves. You see, this lesson is mainly about violence, and the lesson of this book is that violence ... never solves anything, it only makes things worse. Violence doesn't solve problems, Violence is the problem. I will take you back into reality with this book, and I will teach you how to handle your anger, how to help yourself. But the only person that can help you with your anger issues, your cussing issues, your self obsorbed realities. I may not be able to relate, because I've never had any of those realities, I've never been the one with anger issues, or the cussing issues, and of course there is no chance that a teacher of this stature is self obsorbed.

A large amount of heat comes in this time around..

Matt Striker: I firmly believe, that if you people do the right thing, and order my book ... you will conquer your reality. You will get off your couch, and go get a job. Thats how inspiring it is. This book, will teach you how to control your anger, how to ... face reality. Because students, this is the real world after all. This book will teach you something, if you just read, and if you can't read ... we have videocassettes of my voice that can be also purchased ... but it will cost much more money. Because if you heard a picture can say a thousand words? Well students, one phrase, one moment, one second of hearing me speak ... will bring you back to reality, it will increase your knowledge, and it will mean more then a thousand works.

**Your Teacher** hits, and the bell begins blasting..

Matt Striker: Ah, thats the bell. Students thats all for today. But in my last message to you, I hope I have gotten through to you. I will be back to help you out more next week, but for now after all this work I need some rest, it drains me so much to be teaching so many of my students at the same time. Till next week ... be well, read my book, and face your reality ... because you need to listen to your teachers directions, especially from the most famous teacher of them that is ... your teacher .. Matt Striker!

We cut out here as Striker finishes off his comment and smiles again into the camera, and we fade again to another commercial break

**Commercial Break**

Joey Styles: Welcome back to Raw, and what a show its been so far, from that horrible start with Eric Bischoff to that huge losing streak breaking win for Shelton Benjamin Coach!

Jonathan Coachman: Eric Bischoff was great, and Shelton Benjamin looks to be selling out to his people, but I can't say for sure now we'll see about that. The show's been good so far, and next we're going to see Triple H versus The Big Show!

Joey Styles: Thats huge Coach, and thats going to be sick. The Game versus The Largest Athlete in the business today! And its all coming up very shortly.

Jonathan Coachman: We won't be waiting much longer Joey, and its going to be fire works galore..

**Time To Play The Game** hits, and "The Game" Triple H walks out to huge heat from the crowd, with a large smile on his face after what he pulled last week. Out of no where we see The Big Show come out of the wood work, with a cast on his hand, and a pissed off look on his face. HHH isn't even halfway down the entrance ramp with his incredibly long entrance going to plan, but Show messes up his plans hitting him with his hand cast to the back of his head. The crowd pops and HHH slowly falls down onto his knee, and Big Show gets him by his hair and pulls him down the rest of his entrance, and throws him into the ring before coming in himself up the steel steps and right over the top rope.

Match #5
Big Show vs. Triple H

This looks to be a very brutal intense contest, and both men give it their all. HHH is on the losing end of this contest for the most part, with Show utilizing his broken hand cast as a weapon. This match goes on for a decent amount of time, but most of the onslaught from Show is with his cast very much trying to show the effect that he's really injured badly there, and HHH keeps coming back with a big attack ... but keeps getting shot down. Towards the end of the match, HHH gets knocked out with a clothesline coming at him, not being able to keep much control of the pace of the match. Out of no where Triple H rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring looking for something, and Show slowly walks over in control still, and puts his arm out down to pull him out. HHH comes out from under the ring and Show tries to pull him up, but The Game nails Big Show with the sledge hammer!

Winner: Big Show

The Game smirks, and shows off his trusty sledgehammer, and the referee calls for the bell. Triple H throws his sledge hammer in the ring, and rolls in, and Show steps up off one knee .. only falling onto one knee from the sledgehammer shot. Big Show rises up off the knee, only to recieve a sledge hammer shot right into the sternum! The crowd boos, and Triple H raises the sledgehammer like a trophy, and he raises it up to slam it over Big Show's back until ... *Explosion* and then ...**Slow Chemical** hits, to a burst of pops from the crowd and Kane makes his way down to the ring, and The Game hitails it knowing he can't beat both mammoth's at once. Kane slides into the ring and stares at The Game, pointing at him. Big Show doesn't look in a good condition, but rises up and stares at HHH, but continues to hold his ribs in much pain it seems. And as Kane's music plays over again, we get a final glimpse of HHH, and Show doesn't look good at all as we cut to our final commercial break.


We return to see **My Time is Now** playing, and John Cena out in the centre of the ring, mic in hand, looking to do something he hasn't done in a very long time ... rap.

John Cena: Albany I've got a story for you..
And it all eclipses tonight.

This story starts off with Eric Bischoff and his pride..
That I had taken and beaten up ... he had nothing left inside.

He brought in another cronie to take out the champ
But Bischoff didn't realize I'd knock him straight back up the ramp

No one can stop me ... no one can beat me.
Because Bischoff as everyone knows none of them can see me.

Month's on end ... you sent Kurt after my title
But in the end the same result came ... John Cena retaining and keeping the title.

This never ending scenario keeps going on, and tonight I'm in the same situation this time to draw blood.
And Bischoff after I knock Kurt back into reality ... i'll put you where you belong, in the dirt and mud.

I'm tired of defending this title against Kurt ....
I keep having to raise my title up so much because I keep the gold ... my is arm is starting to hurt.

Kurt you've got no pride ... no intregrity .. no self respect.
Your as wild as a drunken red neck.

Kurt your waisting your time ... you can't beat the champ
Why don't you just stay in the back instead of waisting your time coming down the ramp.

This is getting very tired, old, and boring Bischoff.
Thats why when I win again ... you can Piss off.

So you still can't see me ... and my time is here again.
And its all coming towards the eclispe, time is ticking away till the end ... Kurt your time is up, the match is next, your going to lose again, the only thing I hope I don't have to face you after tonight ever again.

... Word Life!! ...

The crowd pops HUGE for this, seeing a different side of Cena, as The Doctor of Thuganomics signals Word Life and he has his old pair of knuckles as well.**Medal** plays over the PA System, and John Cena's ready and throws his cap into the crowd, only with his jersey. Angle gets the classic `you suck' chants, and he makes his way down through his pyro, and straight into the ring for the main event.

Match #6
Main Event
WWE Championship
First Blood
John Cena (c) vs. Kurt Angle

A very brutal matchup, in which both men take bumps, and it goes on a good period of time .. no more then 11 minutes till now though. Cena has a good dominant command of the match, then all of a sudden Angle makes a strange comeback reversing out of the F-5 into an arm drag. Angle then locks in an arm bar, and starts the work on the arm. It goes 2 or so minutes, and the arm continuiously gets worn out, and beaten down. People wonder why, and realize he won't be able to hit the F-U without it.

Angle continues to work, and we come to the end of this epic encounter. Kurt attempts an irish whip on John into a corner, and John stops out of no where when the referee is in the way, but then Angle comes from behind and rams him into the referee taking him out. The crowd wonders whats going on, why is Kurt doing this, and many are not aware that in First Blood matches you have to not use weapons to make them bleed, or your disqualified and lose. Angle exposes one of the turnbuckles, and gets John Cena up off the mat for a moment, and takes him over into the corner with evil intensions it seems in his mind at the time.

But no one could imagine what he actually did, and he grabbed Cena's head, and hit his head off the steel exposed turnbuckle once, but he didn't bleed. The Olympian became an animal right after that, bouncing his head once more off the post, but once again no blood. Angle erupts, and begins bashing his head over and over off the turnbuckle, until finally he busts open! The crowd boos, and Angle hits the Angle Slam on Cena, whilst the referee is still out and Kurt re-attaches the turnbuckle so the official cannot do anything. Kurt Angle undoes his straps, and grabs hold of the ankle, and grapevines it quickly in the ankle lock making it impossible for Cena to get away. The referee comes back to life all of a sudden of course, and the official takes notice to the blood of Cena and calls for the bell ... we have a NEW WWE Champion!

Winner: And NEW WWE Champion Kurt Angle

plays over the PA System, and Kurt has finally beat John Cena! The commentators were speechless, they saw what happend, but no one could do anything. The referee hands off the WWE Title, and Kurt jumps up onto the 2nd rope, and poses with it, and Cena's head is gushing blood profusely ... and Kurt consumes himself in the moment not giving a damn how much blood John Cena loses. Raw heads out with Angle raising the WWE Title high, and he is now the NEW WWE Champ.

Note: I am not sure how the rap came out, never done one, so don't be to harsh heh.
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