01-22-2006, 09:23 PM
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Moron
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Orlando, Fl
Posts: 334
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Re: TNA: Changing The Face Of Pro Wrestling
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Originally Posted by AMPLine4Life
January 4th 2006
So I finished reviewing the Impact show and brainstormed some new ideas. During that time, the phone rang.
Me: Hello
Christian: Hey man, what’s going on?
Me: Not much, just reviewing impact
Christian: You review the show you book and know what you’ve already done? Odd
Me: Some would say that’s odd, others would say that having long hair, wearing big sunglasses, and playing a kazoo is odd
Christian: Touché. Listen, a buddy just called me up and he said that he wants to work for a wrestling company
Me: So WWE is out of the question
Christian: Exactly
Me: I don’t know about this though. Right now the Main Event scene looks like a 14 car wreck at Bristol
Christian: Huh?
Me: Damn Canadians. The Main Event scene looks like a 6 on 5 powerplay because some team is down a goal so they pulled the goaltender for an extra attacker
Christian: Oh, 11 men and a goalie all in one little zone
Me: Exactly
Christian: Gotcha. But seriously, you bring this man in and I can promise you 3 things.
Me: I’m listening
Christian: The ratings will jump over the 1.0 mark, which means you can negotiate with SpikeTV for a better time slot
Me: I like that, but that’s why we brought in Sting
Christian: Ok, you bring this man in and Vince McMahon will take us serious. I know you don’t have a life and you watch Raw every Monday, you’ve seen him say that “There’s no where else to go.” You bring in this man, he won’t be saying that.
Me: I like that idea, but making Vince McMahon paranoid isn’t my goal
Christian: Ok, I saved the best for last. You bring this man in and Jeff Jarrett will throw a bitch fit that will rival Bret Hart
Me: Bingo. Ok, so how do I contact this man?
Christian: He’s going to call me sometime this week with a time and a place
Me: Sounds good. Now, who is the major acquisition you’re talking about?
Christian: What major acquisition?
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