6 ... Care for some insurance ?
The shady character from the night before had returned but this time with a stubble to boot. He laid a carefully planted landmine, "It wasn't fully functional last night but this time, there will be no escape."
He laughed and jumped behind a building to keep watch. It was Ultimoron that walked by, "Ooh, a smart piece of machinery that is." He leaned down and examined the landmine, "I wonder if it has insurance. It looks like it could break easy."
Ultimoron pulled on the mine and BOOM. BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS. Jolyon Wagg
, the proverbial funnyman was dead.
The man with the stubble came closer to examine if his task was complete. Satisfied, he fled the scene laughing his ass off.
Night continues. Send the roles in fast