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Re: WWE Unleash the Fury
Monday January 16, 2006
Raleigh, North Carolina
*Across the Nation hits and the normal Raw video package hits and we then fade out to the commentators*
Jerry Lawler: Welcome to Raw tonight and an action packed night is in store for us as we have Edge's new talk show debuting tonight
Jonathan Coachman: Edge's new show is called the Cutting Edge and he welcomes his first guest tonight to the show, Rob Van Dam
Joey Styles: I know Rob Van Dam from ECW real well and he suffered a huge loss last week in the Five Way Free for All Match
Jerry Lawler: Edge told us that he will not hesitate to bring the hard questions, to get the truth is what Edge wants to do
Jonathan Coachman: Also tonight, two former Intercontinental Chamions collide as Ric Flair takes on Carlito
Joey Styles: Flair will be looking for revenge once more after losing his title two weeks ago, then getting screwed out of it last week
*No Chance hits and Mr. McMahon comes down to the ring with his normal powerwal before talking*
Mr. McMahon: Last week we witness a hineous attack and quite brutal attack on Raw whenever Eric Bischoff was attacked in his hospital room. Eric was attacked by the man who he will be facing in two weeks with his job on the line as he takes on Stone Cold Steve Austin but tonight, we are going to have an update on Eric Bischoff
Mr. McMahon: We are going to find out if Eric will be even able to walk into Houston, Texas in two weeks or if he won't be able to. But as a result of the attack, we will be having Stone Cold Steve Austin out here on Raw tonight and he is going to apologize for what he did to Eric Bischoff whether I like Eric Bischoff or not, he will apologize!
Mr. McMahon: And as a matter of fact, Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to have to apologize because he if he doesn't come out here and apologize then, he will indeed pay. He will pay by being fired once more from me, Mr. McMahon
Mr. McMahon: So what are we waiting for, Stone Cold Steve Austin, you drag your filthy little ass down to this ring right now and I demand an apology to Eric Bischoff right here and right now or as I said, you will be unemployed. You'll be looking around for a job and then it will hit you, there are not any other places that want you!
*Glass Shatters hits and the classic black truck of Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out and we see Austin's sunroof pop open and Austin pops his head out, then grabs a beer and chugs it down and gets out of his truck and slides into the ring with a ice cooler of beers inside*
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Want a beer?
Mr. McMahon: I th......
Stone Cold Steve Austin: I asked you if you wanted a beer, now damnit, we don't have to go into full details so do you want a beer?
*McMahon looks worried, then gives in*
Mr. McMahon: Yes I want a beer
*Stone Cold then opens the ice chest then tosses a cold one to Mr. McMahon and Mr. McMahon opens the beer and starts to sip out of it*
Stone Cold Steve Austin: So I was sitting in the back........
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Drinking a Beer...........
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Then I heard that you want an apology, am I right?
Mr. McMahon: That's right Stone Cold. You certainly owe Eric Bischoff an apology for harming him last week in the hospital and you better be glad he's not going to sue your ass for harming him and you also better be glad I didn't fire your ass on the spot because I co.....
Stone Cold Steve Austin: You want an apology?
Mr. McMahon: No I sa.........
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Eric, I'm Sorry!
*The crowd looks in awe and starts to boo Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mr. McMahon looks happy about this apology*
Mr. McMahon: That's more like it Stone Cold, right now you could be looking at myself just making you the new GM of Raw
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Yeah Vince, that's nice and Vince, I wanted to apologize........
Stone Cold Steve Austin: For this!!!!!!
*Stone Cold then flicks off Mr. McMahon and the crowd is going nuts as they know that Stone Cold just got Mr. McMahon and then Stone Cold connects with the Stone Cold Stunner as Glass Shatters hits and Stone Cold slides out of the ring with his ice chest and pulls out two beers before climbing into the back of the truck and then climbing onto the roof. Stone Cold then does his normal beer bash and then chugs the beers down before doing it once more and then we fade to commercial*
Chris Masters vs Val Venis
Match Finish: Decent match between these two men. Used more as a "push" for Chris Masters with his upcoming match at the Royal Rumble against Ric Flair. Ending takes place during this match whenever Masters throws Venis into the ropes and Venis comes back into the Polish Hammer from Masters and Venis get knocked down. The Intercontinental Champion then taunts the crowd and grabs the arms of Venis applying the MasterLock throwing Venis around and around which the ref then checks the arms and Venis has passed out
Winner: Chris Masters
*Chris Masters then slides to the outside of the ring, then tosses the IC title around his shoulder and grabs a mic from Lilian Garcia*
Chris Masters: Ric Flair, that's a preview right there for you at the Royal Rumble in thirteen days whenever I beat your ass down!
Chris Masters: And Ric, you better be prepared come the Royal Rumble because I sure will and I will be there walking into Houston, Texas as the Intercontinental Champion and the match will end, the referee will raise my hand and I will walk right out of Houston, Texas with the Intercontinental Championship and you will be knocked out Ric
Chris Masters: You will be knocked out Ric because I'm going to apply the MasterLock onto you just like I did to here Val Venis and look at him now Ric!
*Masters then kicks Venis and Venis doesn't buldge but Masters smiles anyways*
Chris Masters: So Ric, the way I look at it, you've got thirteen days to be prepared, to get warmed up, and to get back into the best shape that you have ever been in because whenever I step into that ring, it's definently going to be a fight from then on because I will beat you Ric and I will keep what is mine, the Intercontinental Championship!
*Masterpiece hits and Masters makes his way up the ramp to boos holding the Intercontinental Championship around his shoulder*
Jerry Lawler: The Masterpiece looking rather confident heading into the Royal Rumble only thirteen days away from today
Jonathan Coachman: With a body like that, how could you not be confident? I mean, he really and truly is the Masterpiece
Joey Styles: Would you shut up Coach? Are you trying to be real funny or are you just trying to suck up to Chris Masters?
Jerry Lawler: But still to come tonight on Raw, Masters's opponent for the Royal Rumble will be in action later tonight
Jonathan Coachman: Ric Flair will be meeting Carlito and Flair is going to have to come with everything because Carlito is no easy task
Joey Styles: But coming up next, we have a Royal Rumble Qualifying matchup and this one is really unique, so tune in!
*Interview w/ John Cena*
Todd Grisham: Right now I am standing by with former WWE Champion John Cena and I have a question for you, what made you want to face Kurt Angle in Hell in a Cell?
John Cena: Todd, Hell in a Cell might be the most dangerous match ever in the WWE but now, it's time to settle this war between myself and Kurt Angle. It's been going on for five plus months and it really was supposed to culminate two weeks ago whenever Kurt won my WWE Championship in the Steel Cage Match on Raw
Todd Grisham: Well we know this feud has been going on for awhile but how are you feeling heading into the Royal Rumble thirteen days away?
John Cena: For Kurt, it really is going to be Hell in a Cell because whenever I step into that ring, I will unleash everything I have that is necessary to take back what is mine and right now Kurt Angle has that which is the WWE Championship
Todd Grisham: John do you have anything else you want to tell the crowd here tonight or specifically Kurt Angle?
John Cena: Kurt, just bring your A-Game into the Royal Rumble because mine is going to be there and you better get ready! I will not hesitate to beat you down and take back my title and don't forget, the Chain Gang Representin!
*We then cut down to ringside for the match*
Royal Rumble Qualifying Contract on a Pole Match
Rob Conway vs Eugene
Match Finish: Good little match between these two men and it comes off very well and very good of a match for this type of a match. Ending comes whenever Eugene has Conway and nails the Stone Cold Stunner to which Eugene starts heading to the ropes. Conway grabs the foot of Eugene though and pulls him back to the ring and Conway asks to be helped up. Eugene looks around being confused and the crowd tells him not to but Eugene does anyways to which Conway then nails the Ego Trip onto Eugene and Conway goes over to the ropes, climbs onto the top turnbuckkle and then unhooks the chain off of the contract to be entered into the Royal Rumble Match!
Winner and Advancing to Royal Rumble: Rob Conway
*We then head down to the commentators*
Jerry Lawler: Eugene has got to be a huge moron to fall for that trick that Rob Conway has just pulled on him here tonight!
Jonathan Coachman: One of the oldest tricks in the book and Eugene is too stupid and he falls for it, how pathetic!
Joey Styles: You two might be questioning the intelligence of Eugene but he sure has a lot of heart and he proves it in the ring
Jerry Lawler: Calm down Styles, we are just telling the truth right now! Eugene has never been or never will be smart
Jonathan Coachman: For the first time ever King, I've gotta agree with you there and you sure are a smart guy yourself
Joey Styles: Well coming up next, we have Mr. Money in the Bank Edge and he will be debuting his new talk show, the Cutting Edge!!!
*Metalingus hits and Edge comes out with his MITB briefcase and walks down to the ring not doing his normal entrance and Lita comes out with Edge hugging on him the whole time*
Edge: Welcome to the Cutting Edge!!!!
Edge: This is the show that is not afraid to get the truth, not afraid to find out the whole thing and not afraid to ask the dirty questions. Because here on the Cutting Edge, we get serious and when I mean serious, I mean as in personal questions!
Edge: But as for tonight, I'm debuting my new show along with my wife, Lita but as for now, let's talk a little bit about who my opponent is? My opponent claims to be Mr. Monday Night, Mr. PPV, the Whole Damn Show, but we know this is not true!
*Crowd Boos and Edge Sucks Chants start up*
Edge: So give it up for my first ever guest............
*Crowd waits to hear RVD's name*
Edge: Rob Van Dam!!!!
*One of a Kind hits and we see Rob Van Dam come down to the ramp doing his taunt and then RVD slides into the ring and then is handed a mic*
Edge: So Rob, let's go ahead and get this done before we run out of time, how did it feel to be injured for almost a year, to be laying on your back at home watching everybody in the WWE rise to where they are today and you haven't went anywhere yet because you have been injured so Rob, why don't you go ahead and answer this for us?
*Crowd is Booing Edge and RVD stands in shock from Edge's comments but starts to talk*
Rob Van Dam: You really want to know Edge? Well since you really want to know let me just summarize it down to you. You know what it feels like because you had a broken neck and was out as long as I was and you know that's it like living hell! You've got to turn on the screen each day, watch your friends and peers compete and you never get to wrestle for awhile because of an injury so Edge why are you asking me, you should already know
Edge: Ok Rob well you want to play smart uh? Well my wife Lita has a question for you real quick and be ready to answer it because it's going to be intresting?
*Slut chants start up as RVD smiles and Lita looks pissed*
Lita: First off, I'm not a slut but sorry baby (talking to Edge) about having to start over because everybody here interrupted me! But anyways RVD, simple question real quick but can you please tell myself and Edge how many times have you been World Champion???
*Crowd OOO's and RVD smiles and Edge and Lita share a laugh*
Rob Van Dam: Very funny you asked Lita because now that I think about it, I've never been the World-Heavyweight Champion or WWE Champion. I'm going to be honest about that but something else I forgot is that I have had my shot at the titles before, I might have lost but I have had my shots unlike your husband over there, Edge!!!
*Crowd Pops and Edge gets pissed off before snatching the mic out of Van Dam's hand*
Edge: Oh ok RVD, you want to play like that huh?
*Edge then drops the mic and then charges at RVD and takes him down with a huge right and Edge is throwing some hard rights at RVD and then RVD reverses it and is throwing rights onto Edge and RVD then gets Edge up and then nails a Monkey Flip then climbs to the top rope going for the Five Star Frog Splash but Edge rolls out of the ring and Lita tosses Edge the MITB briefcase before retreating up to the back but then..... we see Mr. McMahon on the titantron*
Mr. McMahon: Not right now Edge because you see next week here on Raw, you are going to be in a tune up match dare I say as you take on the man that you tried to beatdown in the ring right now and his name is Rob Van Dam
Mr. McMahon: And while you two are in the ring, I want to make a quick announcement concerning you two and that is that seeing as you two showed some intense action in that ring and RVD, I'm awarding this for your return and Edge, I'm awarding this because I personally like you and you have potential in this company, so now, you two are officially in the Royal Rumble!
*Crowd Pops for RVD, Boos for Edge*
Mr. McMahon: So you two get ready for next week because you two are going to be facing each other and this little feud will end next week!
Jerry Lawler: Well we are back and what a huge announcement for next week, Edge will be taking on Rob Van Dam on Raw!
Jonathan Coachman: Those two certainly got personal right there and I am awaiting that huge matchup next week here on Raw
Joey Styles: Edge certainly did toss some "hard" questions to Rob Van Dam and they sure were personal as Edge proclaimed before
Jerry Lawler: Edge is the "Rated R" Superstar. He's allowed to do anything he wants and he will do whatever he wants
Jonathan Coachman: King, you are on a roll tonight. I mean I don't think I have ever agreed with you as much as I have tonight
Joey Styles: Ok guys that's nice but right now, we've got a divas match between Victoria and Mickie James so pay attention guys!
Victoria w/ Torrie Wilson and Candice vs Mickie James w/Trish Stratus and Ashley Massaro
Match Finish: Decent match between these two women who have wrestling ability and not much interference until the end of the matchup. James nails Victoria down with her spinning kick and then goes to pick up Victoria but Torrie grabs Mickie's leg causing a distraction. Ashley runs over and grabs Torrie and beats her down while Candice tries to save Torrie from getting beaten down but Ashley knocks Candice down too. Trish then slides into the ring and waits for Victoria but Victoria ducks and Trish hits Mickie with the Chick Kick on accident and Victoria grabs Trish and throws her to the outside before capitalizing on Trish's error, One....Two.....Three
*Victoria, Candice, and Torrie Wilson make their way up the ramp smiling and Trish and Ashley slide into the ring trying to check on Mickie James who seems knocked out. Trish tells Mickie it was an accident and Mickie says it was ok. About a minute later, Trish and Ashley then grab Mickie and help her to the back and we then head to the back*
*We see Kurt Angle and Daivari barge on into Mr. McMahon's office*
Kurt Angle: Vince, tonight I want John Cena in that ring, one on one right now just to unleash my anger upon him
Mr. McMahon: First off, don't ever call me Vince, you call me Mr. McMahon but I can do something for you here tonight Kurt
*Kurt and Daivari smile then Kurt starts to speak once more*
Mr. McMahon: You see, I can give you a match here tonight and well you tonight it will be John Cena going one on one with......
*Kurt and Daivari keep on smiling and then Mr. McMahon gets excited too*
Mr. McMahon: Daivari!!!!
*Crowd Pops and Kurt Angle looks pissed off while Daivari looks worried*
Kurt Angle: Vince, I'm your WWE Champion and you should not be treating me like this for all I have done for this company. I have done so much time after time and what do I get rewarded with this, Hell in a Cell at Royal Rumble against John Cena? Come on Vi......
Mr. McMahon: Shadddduppppppp!!!!!
*Crowd Pops and Angle looks worried and so does Daivari*
Mr. McMahon: You can try your best to try to get me to change that match tonight but it will go down, John Cena vs Daivari tonight and Kurt, I will give you a chance all right. Tonight, the special guest referee is you Kurt!
*Crowd Boos and Mr. McMahon smiles at this and Angle and Daivari agree*
Kurt Angle: Vince, I'll make sure to call it right down the line but I better go get ready, got to get ready for the end of Cena!
*Angle and Daivari walk out as Daivari screams arabic at McMahon and Mr. McMahon smiles as we fade out to commercial*
*We then head backstage to where Todd Grisham is with Shawn Michaels*
Todd Grisham: Shawn, right now I have a few questions for you and it concerns the Royal Rumble in two weeks time
Shawn Michaels: Todd, if you are asking if I'm in the Royal Rumble match, then the answer is yes because I was received my spot from Mr. McMahon
Todd Grisham: Ok Shawn, but one other thing, you are a two time winner in this event and do you think you will be able to repeat this?
Shawn Michaels: Do I think? I think anything can happen if it wants to happen and the Royal Rumble is going to be my night, it's going to be my night to shine and my night to become the second ever three time Royal Rumble winner, then head off into WrestleMania and main event WrestleMania once more in my illustr.......
*We hear a voice talk and Michaels looks ticked off*
Voice: Well, if it isn't Shawn Michaels!
*Crowd Boos as they recognize the voice, then cut over to reveal Triple H*
Triple H: Shawn Michaels saying that he's going to win the Royal Rumble once again? What kind of joke is this Shawn? Wake up, this is 2006 not 1996! Shawn, you were in your primetime, ten years ago and now, you are just like Ric Flair. You are just a dried up and washed up has been that wants to stick around and steal the spotlight
*Crowd Boos as Triple H goes face to face with Shawn Michaels*
Shawn Michaels: Triple H, we go way back! I mean way back and I wouldn't hesitate like the snap of my fingers to take you out right now. You might think you got the last laugh in our last couple of matches, then booting me out of D-Generation X was supposed to be a laugh huh? Well I wasn't laughing at all and neither were the fans. They realized that you thought you were supposed to get everything you wanted and you claim that it's been a long ride to get what you wanted, you're an 10 time World-Heavyweight Champion but in reality, all of those titles, all of those long nights have been easily handed to you on a silver platter!
*Crowd Pops and Triple H looks ticked*
Triple H: Shawn Michaels, you are real funny. You really crack me up with these little jokes of your's saying it's been handed to me on a silver platter. Well in reality you can say that I guess. D-X was handed to me when you were injured, I didn't hold back and I brought D-X to what it was and people will always remember Triple H being in D-X not Shawn Michaels! People are always going to remember Triple H matches because he always put on a great match and Shawn, let me take one from you. In reality, I am the real Showstopper!
Triple H: See you at the Rumble, Shawn!
*Triple H smiles at his last comment and then walks off and we head to the commentators*
Jerry Lawler: Well Triple H looks all smiles after his talk he had with Shawn Michaels, wonder where this is going?
Jonathan Coachman: It's no secret that these two have had differences before and that has happened numerous times
Joey Styles: They've had some brutal fights in their storied history and I don't even think their Hell in a Cell match ended that war
Jerry Lawler: Well should be intresting as both of those men are in the Royal Rumble match and they might be gunning for each other
Jonathan Coachman: Might King? It's a guarantee that they will be trying their best to try to eliminate one another
Joey Styles: Well when we come back , we've got Ric Flair taking on Carlito as an tune up match for the Royal Rumble
Ric Flair vs Carlito
Match Finish: Good match between these two men and match of the night so far as they both show they can put on a great match. Ending takes place whenever Flair knocks down Carlito with a chopblock and then grabs the legs of Carlito getting ready for the Figure 4 Leg Lock but we see the fans booing as Chris Masters slides into the ring and starts to beatdown on his opponent Ric Flair before the Royal Rumble and the ref sees this then rings the bell causing the DQ once more and Ric Flair has won two weeks in a row by DQ
Winner: Ric Flair via DQ
*The beatdown continues on Ric Flair and Masters and Carlito are double teaming on Flair. Carlito then picks up Flair and nails him with the DDT and Masters is taunting the crowd while Carlito slides to the outside of the ring. Carlito then grabs a steel chair and tosses it into the ring and Carlito then hits Ric Flair in the head with the chair which cuts Flair open after numerous attacks and now Flair is bleeding pretty bad. Masters then picks Flair up and then goes to lock in the MasterLock but then we see Shelton Benjamin run down to the ring and make the save causing Masters and Carlito to hit the ring and Benjamin then helps up Ric Flair while Benjamin wanted revenge on Carlito after cheating to win last week on Raw as Benjamin slides to the outside for a mic*
Shelton Benjamin: Carlito and Masters, you wanna be beating down on Ric Flair? Well then you can do that but you gotta take on me too! Next week Carlito and Chris Masters vs Ric Flair and Shelton Benjamin and we'll see you there!
*Ain't No Stoppin Me No!!! hits and we see Benjamin helping up Flair as Flair gets up to cheers from the crowd and Benjamin and Flair make their way to the back*
*We then cut to the back where we see Matt Striker at a desk with a chalkboard with the word "Future" written on the board*
Matt Striker: Hello and I will be your teacher....Matt Striker!
Matt Striker: Now today's topic is going to be your future but not only your future, it will mainly be your kids's future
*Crowd Boos and You Got Fired Chants start up*
Matt Striker: Now onto the topic, the future is a very important thing in somebody's lives and it can very well determine what you do, where you go in live. Such as the choices you make as what school do I want to go to, what car do I want, or where do I want to go get some food? All of these choices can effect your lives in some way!
*Crowd Continues to Boo*
Matt Striker: Now I've seen some people and I never would have guessed what they would have turned into ten years down the road but it's downright horrible. I mean, you've got smart kids and then they turn into couch potatoes, sitting there eating potato chips all day on the couch while you could be getting a education right then
*Striker Sucks Chants start up*
Matt Striker: But as for my future. My future is going to be very bright here in the WWE and one of those future events involves the Royal Rumble. You see, I was talking to Mr. McMahon and he gave me a spot in the Royal Rumble match just like that because he felt I deserved it and when you are a great teacher like me, I guess you would deserve it
Matt Striker: But as far as my future concerns, my future is going to be very bright because not only am I entering the Royal Rumble. Oh, I'm going to win the Royal Rumble then head onto WrestleMania 22 and then become the new WWE Champion just like that.
Matt Striker: So students, it might have been a short lesson but it gets it's point across and that is you need to think about your future because you don't want to be like that guy
*Striker points to the camera guy*
Matt Striker: If you become like that guy, then you will have gotten nowhere in life but as for now, this is your teacher Matt Striker and oh yeah, think about your future!
*We then fade out as Striker leans back in his chair and puts his feet on the desk smiling*
Jerry Lawler: This Matt Striker guy looks rather confident right now here on Raw, I mean he taught a good lesson though
Jonathan Coachman: Confidence is great for a young man like Striker and as he said, he has a bright future here in the WWE
Joey Styles: Coach, are you always like this when we get a new superstar? I mean, everytime you are always sucking up to somebody
Jerry Lawler: Joey, Coach has always been like that and he just thinks that the superstars feel appreciated by the suckups
Jonathan Coachman: What would you two know? Anyways, I'm being serious about Matt Striker and he looks a great fit for Raw
Joey Styles: Well we will find out at the Royal Rumble but coming up next, it is our huge main event as John Cena faces Daivari w/ Kurt Angle as Special Referee
John Cena vs Daivari
Special Referee: Kurt Angle
Match Finish: Just like any other match where the special referee is doing one sided calling as Angle helps Daivari throughtout this match. In the end, Cena has Daivari up for the F-U but Angle then gets involved and Angle kicks Cena in the gut and then nails the Angle Slam to which Daivari covers Cena, One.....Two.....Thre..... Cena kicks out! Daivari then heads to the top rope and climbs up top getting ready to jump. Daivari then leaps off the ropes for the Leg Drop but Cena rolls away and gets back to his feet knocking Angle down and then nails the F-U on Angle. A new ref then comes in and Cena locks on the STFU on Daivari and Daivari waits for a minute but is forced to tap out and Cena then gets back to his feet celebrating the win
Winner via submission: John Cena
*My Time is Now hits and John Cena then heads out of the ring and celebrates with the crowd motioning to Kurt Angle that the WWE Championship is coming back home to the Chain Gang while Angle and Daivari are still knocked down and then Raw fades out*