Re: What's wrong with England?
Haha you're from Belgium, how can you criticise England?
They won't accept the euro. (That means we gotta change our euro's into f'n pounds before we can spent our money there. Why? Probably because it's their tradition)
Our currency is the pound, which is worth more than the euro anyway
They are driving on the left (Probably another tradition)
We've always driven on the left, who cares
They are the only ones supporting the US in Iraq war
The majority of us dont, its only our Prime Minister
They have no passports
Of course we do idiot
They have a different time zone
Time zones are based around ours, so yours is different not ours
Almost everything they do has something do to with one of another tradition.
We do things better to be honest
I once heard you can't enter a pub if you are under a certain age. But I'm not sure if that's true..
It's a law to stop underage drinking which is lower than the US law btw.
You can't get there without a boat or a train. (Okay you can't help that, but it sill sucks)
We're an island, plus you still came here, but none of us are in much rush to go to Belgium
Something else that pissed me off in England: the beer sucks.
Alot of it is imported, unless you try real ale, idiot
And how in earth was it possible that you couldn't qualify for the EC with such a team? Shame on you.
Look at the two teams from our group who qualified, Croatia reached quarter finals and Russia reached the Semis, where was Belgium? Only good footballer to come from your country is Phillipe Albert, the legend!
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