Re: Official 7/01 ECW on Sci-Fi Discussion Thread
He'd better have a good finishing move if he wants to so much as get a peep out of this crowd. I just heard some dude in the balcony whisper to his wife he had to fart.
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Mike Knox is Raw.
Mike Knox can not be harmed, if you tried to punch him in his face his beard would deflect it.
Mike Knox doesn't need to win matches, he only needs to satisfy his insatiable thirst for violence and hurting people.
Mike Knox actually beat up Batista, but Booker T knew that Mike Knox was young and didn't have pull so he took the blame for it.
Mike Knox is actually the reason Goldberg left wrestling.
Whenever Mike Knox isn't on Raw, it's because he's out fighting crime.
Mike Knox does not produce good ratings, but that's OK, it's simply because people are scared to watch him and all of his glorious manliness - it's kind of like seeing a car accident.
STUNNER!
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